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04-20-2012, 10:18 AM
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I'm a girl with zits and pimples in my face, and I've had them for a very long time now. Since 6th grade I believe. Therefore I must be loving Satan and of course I'm also a serial killer! Oh dear, I'm so scared
My acne is about to go away now, because I wash and clean my face, and also because I get older and therefore I'm not in the middle of my puberty anymore.
Just sayin'.
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I would be suprised if it did go away. You sound as if you are well on your way to Hell already.
What did you do that was so wrong in God's eyes that he visited you with the acne? Have you ever thought that rather than whining and crying about being hideous and unlovable you repent your sins and start praising Jesus?
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-20-2012, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
Have you ever thought that rather than whining and crying about being hideous and unlovable you repent your sins and start praising Jesus?
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What never ceases to amaze me is the stubbornness with which one will approach refusing to pray. It's like an allergic reaction or something. I mean, just looking at the clear, beautiful complexion of True Christians™ ought to inspire any poor, deluded nonbeliever to at least give prayer a try! Jesus is just waiting to answer the prayers of those who believe in Him! What could go wrong with believing the Creator of the Universe Died for OUR SINS and awaits our requests for healthy skin?
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Indeed, brother! INDEED!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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04-20-2012, 07:30 PM
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True story. You can never underestimate the power of prayer to Jesus
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04-20-2012, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Cbeck29
Thank you Cornflakes! Finally someone who sees the ridiculousness in this thread! Reverend, I hardly doubt that every baptist on this site has never had acne.
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No True Christian™ has acne.
Before becoming Saved, they were not True Christians™. Did they have acne then? Perhaps some did. After becoming Saved? No acne.
Don't believe me? Don't care. You worship a dead woman and fondle pieces of corpses that are schlepped from church to church. You're a pagan who mocks God every time he prays the rosary or lights a candle for Semiramis, Queen of Heaven.
Why do you think your opinion should matter?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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04-21-2012, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
No True Christian™ has acne.
Before becoming Saved, they were not True Christians™. Did they have acne then? Perhaps some did. After becoming Saved? No acne.
Don't believe me? Don't care. You worship a dead woman and fondle pieces of corpses that are schlepped from church to church. You're a pagan who mocks God every time he prays the rosary or lights a candle for Semiramis, Queen of Heaven.
Why do you think your opinion should matter?
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Ignorant mormon. Faith has no relation to acne. Period. I would like to see one of you bible thumping idiots cite the bible stating that pubescent hormonal pimples have a direct relation to sin. You cannot. Because its bulls***. Let's be honest. Hiding behind these Internet profiles are regular people. Just because you put "tm" behind your made up title doesn't make you superior. Get off your high horse and start talking about something real. Something biblically supported. Not this baloney.
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04-21-2012, 01:52 AM
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Ignorant mormon.
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I'm so sorry for insulting your baptist faith. Mormon was a typo. I meant mormon. I do not wish to insult your religion, only you.
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04-21-2012, 01:57 AM
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I'm so sorry for insulting your baptist faith. Mormon was a typo. I meant mormon. I do not wish to insult your religion, only you.
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Omg I meant mormon. Not Mormon idk why this keeps happening.
Sorry honestly..
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04-21-2012, 02:04 AM
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I do not wish to insult your religion, only you.
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If you could only trust Jesus and give yourself over to Him (not a bread), he would not only clear up your embarrassing acne, but He could help you with anger management as well.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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04-21-2012, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
If you could only trust Jesus and give yourself over to Him (not a bread), he would not only clear up your embarrassing acne, but He could help you with anger management as well.
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Maybe if you worshiped Jesus as well as accepted others, God would clear up your double chin and sarcastic insults. Practice what you preach.
Also, the "a bread" is actually literally Jesus. It's right in Luke 22:19
Even You must admit that the word "IS" defines Jesus as the bread. It's in the bible.
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04-21-2012, 02:36 AM
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Also, the "a bread" is actually literally Jesus.
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It's literally wheat flour and water.
You can believe anything you want. People have believed weird stuff before. The world is full of freakish superstitions. Maybe those beliefs will keep you company in Hell.
<----- you burning for eternity for believing stupid, archaic superstitions
<------ Satan laughing at your superstitions
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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04-21-2012, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
It's literally wheat flour and water.
You can believe anything you want. People have believed weird stuff before. The world is full of freakish superstitions. Maybe those beliefs will keep you company in Hell.
<----- you burning for eternity for believing stupid, archaic superstitions
<------ Satan laughing at your superstitions
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Thanks for the permission to believe what I want. But I'm only believing the bible which quotes Jesus calling the bread his own body. If you are denying the words of the bible, which is the word of god, then you are not a true Christian.
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04-21-2012, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Cbeck29
Thanks for the permission to believe what I want. But I'm only believing the bible which quotes Jesus calling the bread his own body. If you are denying the words of the bible, which is the word of god, then you are not a true Christian.
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You're believing what the papists have brainwashed you to believe. Jesus also said you have to be born again but his Apostles didn't try to cram themselves into any cooters.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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04-21-2012, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
You're believing what the papists have brainwashed you to believe. Jesus also said you have to be born again but his Apostles didn't try to cram themselves into any cooters.
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These words dont come from the pope. They come from The bible. It states that Jesus is bread. It's very plain, it's simply and directly stated. It's the King James bible. Don't you believe the scripture?
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04-21-2012, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Cbeck29
Maybe if you worshiped Jesus as well as accepted others, God would clear up your double chin and sarcastic insults. Practice what you preach.
Also, the "a bread" is actually literally Jesus. It's right in Luke 22:19
Even You must admit that the word "IS" defines Jesus as the bread. It's in the bible.
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Playing with yourself and eating fatty foods like they serve at MickeyD's are two of the underlying causes of pus filled whiteheads. Squeezing them only results in crater like disfigurement.
Try to find some HandzOff cream at your local pharmacy. It's numbing effect will greatly alleviate your masturbatory urges. Also, if you have any friends who are altar boys, have them substitute fat free wafers before the transubstantiation is accomplished. They are not as tasty but a whole lot healthier.
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04-21-2012, 02:59 AM
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These words dont come from the pope. They come from The bible. It states that Jesus is bread. It's very plain, it's simply and directly stated. It's the King James bible. Don't you believe the scripture?
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They are taken out of context in the Holy Bible, by the pope and all his little cardinals. Do you see any passages from Paul or Peter or James or John or anyone in the New Testament talk about the "literal body and blood, soul and divinity" in the eucharist? No, because unlike the Roman cult that came after, the Apostles didn't worship the bread as some kind of sun-worship as was common to was common in Mithraism and Osiris worship.
Photo of the "sun worship" pagan roots in the catholic mass:
<----- the bread put in there for all the people to worship on the altar while the priest babbled on in Latin for centuries
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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04-21-2012, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
You're believing what the papists have brainwashed you to believe. Jesus also said you have to be born again but his Apostles didn't try to cram themselves into any cooters.
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Playing with yourself and eating fatty foods like they serve at MickeyD's are two of the underlying causes of pus filled whiteheads. Squeezing them only results in crater like disfigurement.
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Brainwashed? I'm brainwashed because I know for a fact that acne is hormonal, or the earth is round?
You cultish dumbasses are the most brainwashed sacks of dumb shit to ever blight the Midwestern united states.
Any grown person who has been outside of the fence of your baptist commune knows for a fact that acne is not a satanic punishment. The field of medicine is a true, existing field of practice,
and globes are not novelty items sold in gag shops, they are accurate models of the earth.
You dumbass brainwashed imbosiles know nothing other than what your cult leaders have taught you from birth to the fat state in which you know exist. Have fun being an ignorant dumb, fugly slob in your cult. You pieces of shit are the most insufferable group with which I have ever had the unpleasant and shockingly awakening experience that there area people so dumb that actually live and breath in our country and are allowed to reproduce.
You people have threads dedicated to the hatred of Jews, blacks, Lutherans, Catholics, Europeans, africans, etc.
Have you ever stopped to wonder if maybe the rest of the world isn't the problem. Why is it that we have global cooperation, and yet your demented cult needs a fence to keep normal people out and keep you whack job psycho bitches in?
Rather than eliminating those who you see as problems, you should realize that you and your entire cult are the most screwed up group to ever live. You want to really know what god wants. He called me up on my cell phone, from the other side of this round world, and told me my skin has cleared up since I started using proactive. As an aside, he assured me that Catholicism is the religion he loves and that Mary is alive. He continued to tell me that you crazy whores need to be contained. He commands that any of your potential offspring be limited, and that a rusty coat hanger be your best prenatal care, to prevent more inbreeding of your horrific and shocking race of idiots. Your pastors, ministers, and your own fathers have brainwashed you into believing the sick shit that you preach. Get a handle on your life. Pack a handkerchief on a stick, throw it over your shoulder, and get yourself out of the commune. Find a city, find people, find a museum. Visit a planetarium. You will be amazed when you realize the truths of the physical world around you.
The sciences and objective truths of the world will shock and disappoint you,
You will realize that the shit spewing out of your mouth is the most contradictory bullshit ever spoken.
You think I am brainwashed by the papacy. Negative, At least I can function in society. It is you, you stupid shit, who believes that Satan punishes with acne and that the world is flat. You have clearly been brainwashed by your grandfather, father, brother, and husband. Disgustingly enough, I believe those four personas are the same exact inbred disgusting cult whore. I am aghast that such useless shit brained arguments for insanity are conceived in the minds of denizens of my own country.
I'm surprised you didn't get the shit beat out of you for being a complete whack job. You clearly spent your entire sad excuse for existence isolated amongst people whose retardation matches only your own.
I guarantee you were all cult schooled and never saw the walls of any organized state run educational institution.
I can't believe they allow to even vote.
F*** you all and goodnight.
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04-21-2012, 03:47 AM
Dear Godmocking Whore;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and bowing down to statues of Mary to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-21-2012, 03:55 AM
You pompous hillbilly dumbass. You need to stop. Yu think you can control me, you can't even control yourself. You and your cult don't even have clue on how the world really works. This crazy forum is like the footloose town times a hundred. It's just intolerable, insufferable, idiots who don't give a damn what you have to say, and have no intention of having a rational argument. It's probably because there's not a rational bone in you. You inbred retards don't have a freaking clue. You think you know what god wants, but you delusion psychos are only repeating what your cult leaders made up
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04-21-2012, 03:59 AM
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You pompous hillbilly dumbass. You need to stop. Yu think you can control me, you can't even control yourself. You and your cult don't even have clue on how the world really works. This crazy forum is like the footloose town times a hundred. It's just intolerable, insufferable, idiots who don't give a damn what you have to say, and have no intention of having a rational argument. It's probably because there's not a rational bone in you. You inbred retards don't have a freaking clue. You think you know what god wants, but you delusion psychos are only repeating what your cult leaders made up
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Dear Godmocking Papist Whore;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spitting in Christ's Loving face to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-21-2012, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Dear Godmocking Papist Whore;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spitting in Christ's Loving face to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
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I get cited for vile repetition, and then you get off posting this shit? You idiot! All you f***ing people have to say around here is the same shit for every argument! Because you actually know nothing. Beyond what you've learned being homeschooled by your retarded mom and father, you don't know shit. You guys talk out your asses like you actually have God sitting with you. Delusional freaks! Only Catholics can experience life. Because we are allowed out of the fundamental baptist brainwashing centers and can live lives. While you crazy assholes are busy memorizing the cult's customs of inbreeding and intolerance, I am out in the world. Learning, knowing, being. You idiots just sit under a rock and live from the bubble that your cult has created around you. I can't believe you monkeys even have the intelligence to type coherent sentences on a computer. Oh wait, you don't! Everything you post is complete nonsense! Threaten me with your false damnations. The number of people who like you equals the number of shits I give-- none!
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