[Santa Claus]

Ho Ho Ho!

How's everybody doing? I need no introduction. You all know who I am. And I'm sure you all love me. We'll get along famously! As for Jesus, I've got nothing against the guy. I am of course more popular. Just look at all the kids who love me!

I do have a favorite verse of the Bible, though. Matthew 2:11 "And when they were come into the house, they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him: and when they had opened their treasures, they presented unto him gifts; gold, and frankincense, and myrrh" Seriously. I was there. The story is twisted but who do you think brought all those nice things to baby Jesus? It was me!

I have billions of followers who have seen me. Generations of kids have talked to me and touched me. What has Jesus to offer? He had only >500 people who saw him alive after he was dead. I have billions! Who do your kids write to? Me, not Jesus! What does he promise? Something in heaven. I not only promise. I deliver! I bring happiness to all of you every year!

I do respect Jesus, too. We both follow your every step and see who's naughty and who's nice. I hope you're all going to be nice and I can bring you lots of nice stuff in just 10 days!

I'm so happy to be here, my friends!

[Faith_Machine]

Hello, this is the introduction forum. Please tell us about your walk with Jesus. What church do you attend? Are you married? Do you have children? What line of work are you in?

[Santa Claus]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Hello, this is the introduction forum. Please tell us about your walk with Jesus. What church do you attend? Are you married? Do you have children? What line of work are you in?

Ho Ho Ho!

It's Little Faith! I remember you well, such a cute boy you were! Do you still have the video camera that I gave you in the 80's? You were so thrilled to get it! You were going to record some cheerleading contests if I remember correctly. Weren't you also in the squad?

I never walked with Jesus, as he was just a little baby when we met and he could not yet walk. I work in the gift item industry. The missus helps me. Instead of conventional children we have elfs.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Originally Posted by Santa Claus

Ho Ho Ho!

How's everybody doing? I need no introduction. You all know who I am. And I'm sure you all love me. We'll get along famously! As for Jesus, I've got nothing against the guy. I am of course more popular. Just look at all the kids who love me!

I do have a favorite verse of the Bible, though. Matthew 2:11 "And when they were come into the house, they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him: and when they had opened their treasures, they presented unto him gifts; gold, and frankincense, and myrrh" Seriously. I was there. The story is twisted but who do you think brought all those nice things to baby Jesus? It was me!

I have billions of followers who have seen me. Generations of kids have talked to me and touched me. What has Jesus to offer? He had only >500 people who saw him alive after he was dead. I have billions! Who do your kids write to? Me, not Jesus! What does he promise? Something in heaven. I not only promise. I deliver! I bring happiness to all of you every year!

I do respect Jesus, too. We both follow your every step and see who's naughty and who's nice. I hope you're all going to be nice and I can bring you lots of nice stuff in just 10 days!

I'm so happy to be here, my friends!

Hello Santa Claus! I remember when on Kimilsungmas you brought me my first basketball! Glory to you Santa Claus for wearing red to glorify the socialist revolution! Ho ho ho!

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un

Hello Santa Claus! I remember when on Kimilsungmas you brought me my first basketball! Glory to you Santa Claus for wearing red to glorify the socialist revolution! Ho ho ho!

As you are only taking away, letting people suffer in poverty, why do you think you have something in common with a guy supposedly handing out presents? At least Santa doesn´t rob you blind.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Originally Posted by Roland

As you are only taking away, letting people suffer in poverty, why do you think you have something in common with a guy supposedly handing out presents? At least Santa doesn´t rob you blind.

Friend, you are brainwashed by western propaganda, there are areas of the DPRK that are in poverty, and I do not deny this, however, it will because for the sanctions placed on us by imperialists. I have done my best to lead the country through these tough times. If you go to Koryotours, you can visit and see for yourself how the bright candle of the Juche socialist revolution has shone through the darkness of imperialism and capitalism that have plagued Korea. Soon, Korea will be reunified. Imperialist pig-dog prostitute Park Geun-hye already talks impeachment. However, until that day, we will remain strong and vigilant as we stand together in arms against imperialism, capitalism, tyranny and injustice! Long live the Eternal President Kim Il-sung, my noble father Kim Jong-il, the Workers' Party of Korea (as well as our Social Democratic and Chendoist comrades), and the Juche socialist revolution!

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un

Friend, you are brainwashed [...]

Hello un,

Please don´t act like a toddler who soiled his pants. The only thing North Korea has to show for is extreme poverty, luxury for the party members who happen to be so lucky not to be found guilty for merely slightly offending your namesake and getting executed in the process, and of course concentration camps. After the Germans did the latter between 1940-1945 most people considered those ¨not done¨. But not you. You keep taking the route of Lenin, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and keep on imprisoning, torturing and killing people. You just won´t learn.

May reciprocity set you straight*,

Roland

*Exodus 21:24

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Originally Posted by Roland

Hello un,

Please don´t act like a toddler who soiled his pants. The only thing North Korea has to show for is extreme poverty, luxury for the party members who happen to be so lucky not to be found guilty for merely slightly offending your namesake and getting executed in the process, and of course concentration camps. After the Germans did the latter between 1940-1945 most people considered those ¨not done¨. But not you. You keep taking the route of Lenin, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and keep on imprisoning, torturing and killing people. You just won´t learn.

May reciprocity set you straight*,

Roland

*Exodus 21:24

Friend, I am already tell you imperialist sanctions are the reasons why areas in DPRK are in poverty. I do not imprison, torture or kill innocent people. You have no proof of that. You have been brainwashed by liberal propaganda and right-wing lies. The murderers are the United States who fund the genocide of innocent Palestinians by IsraHELL. Lenin was a great man. It makes me laugh how liberals insult him, and yet admire people like Christopher Columbus who massacred native americans, and Winston Churchill who supported the gassing of "uncivilised tribes".

[Faith_Machine]

So we've got a bunch of fakers and liars here, pretending to be something they're not. You can't lie to God, boys. He sees right through you.

Repent and beg His forgiveness while you can.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

So we've got a bunch of fakers and liars here, pretending to be something they're not. You can't lie to God, boys. He sees right through you.

Repent and beg His forgiveness while you can.

I will never. If there is a god, then when I stand before him, he will beg for my forgiveness. As I say, the power of the Juche socialist revolution will crush your puny god.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un

I will never. If there is a god, then when I stand before him, he will beg for my forgiveness. As I say, the power of the Juche socialist revolution will crush your puny god.

Our God is NOT puny!


Psalm 50:1
The mighty God, even the Lord, hath spoken, and called the earth from the rising of the sun unto the going down thereof.



Our God is a mighty God and you are a deluded nut-case. Enjoy your rancid cabbage.


Pleasantly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Our God is NOT puny!


Psalm 50:1
The mighty God, even the Lord, hath spoken, and called the earth from the rising of the sun unto the going down thereof.



Our God is a mighty God and you are a deluded nut-case. Enjoy your rancid cabbage.


Pleasantly Yours,
Handmaiden

"The authentic Judeo-Christian God is a silly little idiot with hands tinier than Donald Trump and a brain tinier than him too. Kim Il-sung could kick his ass any day of the week." - Psalm 50:1, Bible (KJV - Kim Jong-un Version)