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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 11-23-2010, 08:50 PM

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What kind of poetry site is this??
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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 11-23-2010, 09:06 PM

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What kind of poetry site is this??
Where did you get the insane idea that this is a poetry site?

Do you also think those big bowls of water market "toilet" are for drinking?


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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 11-23-2010, 09:23 PM

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Where did you get the insane idea that this is a poetry site?

Do you also think those big bowls of water market "toilet" are for drinking?
1.) I rise above and ignore your abuse (in equating me with a dumb beast)

2.) I arrived here via a link from a womyns' poetry site, honoring the work of that renowned poetess and visionary, Professor Tyeisha X.

What are you doing here? You and the man with a stick do not seem like the usual type who enjoy Womyn Words. (Though I am glad our message has reached you.)

In good conscience, you should stop trolling this poetry "slam" site and go back to wherever you came from. Or submit some poetry....(though it should be restricted to the feminine mode/style/world/theme.) (That is what Tyeisha's work is all about.)
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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 11-23-2010, 10:52 PM

I have come to the decision to not publish any more of my poetry here until Professor Tyeisha X weighs in.

I do not know that this is a safe place for us.

Our poems are our babies, and we must watch out for them.
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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 11-25-2010, 07:52 AM

Perhaps you should look at the top of the board.


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Now where from that did you get the idea that this was a femnazi poetry site? I'll bet you're a vegetarian, your brain seems to be starving from lack of protein.


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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 11-25-2010, 11:28 PM

Sisters:

I have had one of my students look into this Poetry Slam Site, and she has reported back to me that the site is actually bigger.

It is called THE POETASTER'S KORNER, and is made up of many more "slam" sections, featuring different poets (some female, some even male) (?)

I am having another student contact the Wyoming Wild Womyns Festival Site, to let them know that this is not entirely a site honoring womyn. Does anyone here know how to contact Professor X? Because I think she deserves to know all this.

Have to go back to class, but i will check back later for ideas and stratedy.
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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 11-27-2010, 03:48 AM

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Sisters:

I have had one of my students look into this Poetry Slam Site, and she has reported back to me that the site is actually bigger.

It is called THE POETASTER'S KORNER, and is made up of many more "slam" sections, featuring different poets (some female, some even male) (?)
Yes, here is a little poem God inspired about President Barack Obama!

I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Many Christians have raised their voices in prayer with these very words, in honor of Obama!

Psalm 109:6-13


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7 When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.

8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

10 Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.

11 Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.

12 Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.

13 Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.


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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 11-28-2010, 05:50 AM

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Now where from that did you get the idea that this was a femnazi poetry site? I'll bet you're a vegetarian, your brain seems to be starving from lack of protein.
I am not a computer person. The womyns festival link identified this as a poetry site, and I had no reason to doubt them. And as my student aide pointed out after spending a day investigating, the Poetaster's Korner is a poets site, it's only I didn't at first see that the site was bigger than this Tyeisha X area.

Mistakes happen. Which leads me to ask "What can I, myself, do to help solve it?" Well what I can do is have another aide contact the Wyoming Womyns Festival, and share that their link isn't explained completely.

Yes, I am a vegetarian, and have been from my teenage years.

There was a time when humans may have needed to kill living animals for nourishment, before they understood about planting crops and preserving food through the long winters, but we have that knowledge now and now nothing has to die in order for us to live. We no longer have to carry blood oj our hands.

You can get protein from dairy products (gifts of mother's milk) without killing her. Also nuts and legumes. Soy products such as tofu. You could eat a different vegetarian meal each nigfht and not have to repeat a single menu, the non-violent choices truly are that broad.


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the silky swirl
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i know
you know
what murder is

and what you give freely
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cream rising to the top

rising like our higher aspirations
the apex
of our...

(i cannot say 'humanity,'
for you are a cow...)

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our...
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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 12-03-2010, 02:43 AM

This is an earlier one; I wrote it when I was seventeen.

Opening Reality

Soft skin
Wondering
And more alive than ever
Tingles
Lovely
Lying on the futon
Incense
Beads
And lips wandering your face
White chocolate
Dark chocolate
Finally living the real world
Sweetly
Softly
Joplin on the radio
Closed eyes
Open mouth
I love you so much.


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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 12-03-2010, 05:40 AM

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This is an earlier one; I wrote it when I was seventeen.

Opening Reality

Soft skin
Wondering
And more alive than ever
Tingles
Lovely
Lying on the futon
Incense
Beads
And lips wandering your face
White chocolate
Dark chocolate
Finally living the real world
Sweetly
Softly
Joplin on the radio
Closed eyes
Open mouth
I love you so much.
Horrible. Just awful.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 12-18-2010, 03:09 AM

See the light
Come on, get out of the closet, guys.
It's nice out here, it's warm.
But the world is an awful place
In the repressed mindstorm.
Come on, get out of the closet, guys.
This world is ready for you,
To come outside, and see the light,
And kick off your good church shoes.
Come on, get out of the closet, guys.
Leave the cold stale air.
I know it's hard, but keep in mind,
Together we can share.
Come on, get out of the closet, guys.
Else your world's like death.
Feel the sunlight, on soft skin,
and take the sweetest breath.

Strawberry girl
You were the sweet
Colored
Out of the lines in the
white
hetero
men
destroying
Everything the world was
Was meant to be
We're meant to be
In soft rains
Beyond my
words that must be used
Singular
Single cells
We all came from somewhere, Right?
Right?
Swirling
Whirled in
Peace unto the nonbelievers
who can see truth
Among the flowers
Underneath your
mindset
Masks
Hiding the reality
Can I say?
Loving your
Kinky hair
Cafe Au' Lait
Skin like nothing.
And everything
Tasting like Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Indigo
Violet
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Once again...No Jesus?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam - 12-21-2010, 12:54 AM

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Once again...No Jesus?
Now Pastor Ezekiel, you know that that's not going to happen.


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