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09-28-2006, 12:38 AM
I can't for the life of me believe there are foul language removed like yourselves running around on the internet. What's more scary is the fact that actual human beings who call themselves Christians think this foul language removed that these forums are lined with. God doesn't preach hate. I do however. I hate all of you foul language removed who somehow believe because you're a WASP, you have the right to hate everyother ethnic, racial and religious group in the world. I cannot wait until you are all rotting in the depths of hell, and satan is laughing because you did his bidding on earth. Here is what you say about Jews which normal Christianity embraces as being the nation of God.
"Jews (Joos)
Submitted by: ayatollah moomintroll
Worship: money. And Satan"
Are you kidding me? The term is "Judea-Christian." Meaning we all worship the same God, you ignorant fools.
We are all born with sin. Y'all however seemed to learn more sinful mindsets as your pathetic hate filled lives progressed.
As my username suggests, I am going to carry this religious motif, and be a Shepard For Thee. Allow me to help you unlearn this pathetic hate you are so wrapped up in. Love is the path to redemption. Love everyone, despite how you may disagree with their views.
Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 09-28-2006 at 12:45 AM.
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09-28-2006, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ShepardForThee
Love is the path to redemption. Love everyone, despite how you may disagree with their views.
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Jesus disagrees with you.
Are you saying Jesus is wrong, false teacher?
Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
1 John 2:15-17
By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments.
For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.
1 John 5:2-3
We are to love our brothers and sisters in Christ, and that we do.
We are to love Jesus, and loving Jesus means obeying his commandments, and that we do.. BUT YOU DON'T.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-28-2006, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Jesus disagrees with you.
Are you saying Jesus is wrong, false teacher? :anger:
Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world. And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
1 John 2:15-17
By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments.
For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.
1 John 5:2-3
We are to love our brothers and sisters in Christ, and that we do.
We are to love Jesus, and loving Jesus means obeying his commandments, and that we do.. BUT YOU DON'T.
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Thank you for proving my point. Enjoy he aven, True Christian™.
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Reason: Potty mouth, sinner
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09-28-2006, 12:44 AM
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Thank you for proving my point.
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The point that you're a retarded sinner who's going to hell and ignores holy scripture?
Don't mention it.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-28-2006, 12:45 AM
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The point that you're a retarded sinner who's going to hell and ignores holy scripture?
Don't mention it.
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No, the one about y'all being hate filled fools, who are possessed by satan, thus spreading your hate and ignorant filth.
That one.
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09-28-2006, 12:47 AM
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No, the one about y'all being hate filled fools, who are possessed by satan, thus spreading your hate and ignorant filth.
That one.
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Prove your accusations with holy scripture then. (KJV1611 only)
So far I've only seen you whine..
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I can't believe... -
09-28-2006, 12:49 AM
Listen you racist idiot. I have given you 100 infraction points for your foul language.
You are a guest on GOD'S Favorite Forum™.
Don't call us names, tell us what to believe or in any way try to insult our beliefs.
Stern, Sister Thumper
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09-28-2006, 12:49 AM
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Prove your accusations with holy scripture then. (KJV1611 only)
So far I've only seen you whine..
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I don't need scripture, and I don't need to prove anything to you. Forgiveness is between you and God. Personally, I hope he doesn't forgive you, and you burn in hell for.... well.... eternity.
I offered to help you unlearn this hate and filth, that did not come from God. You don't want help. Fine. Anyone else?
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09-28-2006, 12:51 AM
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Listen you racist idiot. I have given you 100 infraction points for your foul language.
You are a guest on GOD'S Favorite Forum™.
Don't call us names, tell us what to believe or in any way try to insult our beliefs.
Stern, Sister Thumper
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Are you kidding me? I'm the racist? Wow. I knew you were all stupid, but that surpasses what I could have expected.
Oh don't try to insult your beliefs, right. It's ok for you to insult the beliefs of others though, right?
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09-28-2006, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ShepardForThee
As my username suggests, I am going to carry this religious motif, and be a Shepard For Thee.
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No thank you - we follow the BIBLE here, not some nitwit with delusions of GODLY grandeur.
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09-28-2006, 12:53 AM
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I don't need scripture, and I don't need to prove anything to you. Forgiveness is between you and God. Personally, I hope he doesn't forgive you, and you burn in hell for.... well.... eternity.
I offered to help you unlearn this hate and filth, that did not come from God. You don't want help. Fine. Anyone else?
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Great excuse.
Thank you for proving your total lack of knowledge in all matters regarding holy scripture.
Enjoy hell, sinner.
And YES homer, it is our right to insult your beliefs as they are of satan, not GOD.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-28-2006, 12:54 AM
Which version of the Bible? The Adolf Hitler version?
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09-28-2006, 12:57 AM
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Are you kidding me? I'm the racist? Wow. I knew you were all stupid, but that surpasses what I could have expected.
Oh don't try to insult your beliefs, right. It's ok for you to insult the beliefs of others though, right?
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I have given you another 100 infraction points for insulting GOD'S Favorite Church™.
You will be nothing but a skidmark on Satan's panties when he is done with you.
Please get some manners before you are banned.
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09-28-2006, 12:58 AM
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Which version of the Bible? The Adolf Hitler version?
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Oh, you're a nazi?
No wonder you have no idea what's in the holy Bible (KJV1611) then.
For you, a "Bible" must be Mein Kampf, and Hitler must be your god.
We use the KJV1611 here however, and we do not share your racist delusions.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-28-2006, 01:08 AM
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Are you kidding me? The term is "Judea-Christian."
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Wrong again. It is "Judeo-Christian". An we don't appreciate the cussing. TRUE CHRISTIANS™ don't cuss, you a$$-ramming homosexual rump ranger!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-28-2006, 01:15 AM
Friend,
Would JESUS go into someone else's Church and hurl insults at them? Nooooooo.
Would JESUS use the digusting foul language and call us names like you have? Noooooo.
You cannot call yourself a Christian, and therefore I Rebuke YOU in the name of JESUS!! Get thee BEHIND me Demon! Get the HENCE!!!!
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Re: I can't believe... -
09-28-2006, 01:42 AM
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God doesn't preach hate.
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I'm a heathen and even I know better than that. Have you actually READ the bible, or do you first take LSD and then read it?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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09-28-2006, 02:34 AM
Brother, Jesus has put it on my heart to minister to you. I am here to guide you to True Salvation® -- I urge you to consider the offer deeply, as it is a limited time and if you don't accept it now, you will burn in Hell forever, tortured by Satan infesting your colon and molesting you nonstop for the rest of eternity, while you beg for your loved ones not to follow in your footsteps lest they fall into the same trap (which they will).
Satan has obviously led you astray. God wants nothing more but to see you in His flock, but so far you have done nothing but follow the Devil and his lies. The Lord God is a jealous God:
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Originally Posted by Exodus 34:14 (KJV 1611)
14For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God
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The Lord wants the praise that is due Him for creating us, temporarily dying for us and for not killing us yet. You choose to defecate in the poor Baby Jesus' mouth by ignoring His Love. If you continue in your evil ways, the Lord God will strike you down and send you to eternal torture . Brother, I advise you to immediately purchase yourself a King James Version Bible (1611 edition, of course -- the way today as it was when God dictated it in English), speak with a pastor here at Landover and immediately begin a lavish tithing program to hope to allay our Jealous God's Holy and Righteous Wrath.
I pray for you -- that you will accept this message of Love. If you don't, I hope God sends you to the lowest level of Hell for the devil to rape you with his glass-shard encrusted tallywhacker.
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Re: I can't believe... -
09-28-2006, 01:31 PM
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I don't need scripture, and I don't need to prove anything to you. Forgiveness is between you and God.
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You don't need Scripture? All scripture is given by inspiration of God (II Tim. 3:16)*. Are you telling us that you know better than God?
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Personally, I hope he doesn't forgive you, and you burn in hell for.... well.... eternity.
I offered to help you unlearn this hate and filth, that did not come from God. You don't want help. Fine. Anyone else?
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You hope we burn in hell, and yet you presume to help us unlearn hate? Oh, nice. Open your Bible to Matthew 7:1-5:
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam [is] in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
*There's a 3:16 for those hippy-dippy liberal "Christians" who think that the Bible consists solely of John 3:16.
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Re: I can't believe... -
09-29-2006, 08:01 AM
I don't know who SFT thinks he is, but what he truly is is a homer who makes Jesus weep every time he touches another man's tallywhacker. Shame on him for posting on this Godly forum with his homer-seed defiled hands!
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