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Re: CALLING ALL LOL's (Ladies of Landover) -
10-30-2006, 03:09 AM
I'm so glad this event couldn't take place. The images brought forth are enough to give anyone nightmares......for a very long time.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: CALLING ALL LOL's (Ladies of Landover) -
10-30-2006, 06:31 AM
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HOW will you know which one is the right one,Brother Mike not being overburdened with good looks?
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Miss.Lilith, that gots to be the most evil thang you ever posteds! an i shore that the future Mrs.Buttface is not amuseds
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You have a Frenchman living next door to you? Every time I think the story of your life can't get any more sickeningly perverse, you manage to make me think again.
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Mr.Temperince, it ever worser than you think, cuz if Miss.Lilith marrys Mr.Frog she not have to shave unner her arms or her legs ever agains, them frog men have a unnateral attrackshun to hairy pits, an i heards that them noo zeeland ladys are so hairys they woulda been considereds unkempt in 1972
Miss.Lilith, you needs to repents of that there froggie lurve, it true
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10-30-2006, 06:42 PM
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Good news Sisters!!!!!!!
Anyway....
I'm hoping we can all pull together to throw Sister Tali a wonderful quickie Bridal Shower at my place next weekend.
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A little get together? Think sister Talitha would like some Dicken's Cider at the party?
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10-30-2006, 07:06 PM
Ooooweeeee Brother Remy. I'd love a little Dickens Cider myself!
Please bring a few jugs full!
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10-30-2006, 07:53 PM
I would enjoy a little Dickens too.
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10-30-2006, 08:29 PM
Why, I never let Pastor Zeke leave my house before he has had a little Dicken's Cider.
It's sooooooo delightful!
Glowing, Sister Thumper
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10-30-2006, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Why, I never let Pastor Zeke leave my house before he has had a little Dicken's Cider.
It's sooooooo delightful!
Glowing, Sister Thumper
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I don't want to spread any rumours, but Sister Thumper does love a large Dickens Cider before lunch every day. And I am always happy to provide it. Praise Jesus, I like to see her beg for it, just to add excitement to the occasion. But I always give it to her in the end.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-30-2006, 11:08 PM
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I don't want to spread any rumours, but Sister Thumper does love a large Dickens Cider before lunch every day. And I am always happy to provide it. Praise Jesus, I like to see her beg for it, just to add excitement to the occasion. But I always give it to her in the end.
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Seeing Sister Thumper with YOUR Dicken's Cider must be a sight to behold.
Personally, I like to have several Dicken's before I go to sleep at night.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: CALLING ALL LOL's (Ladies of Landover) -
10-31-2006, 02:44 AM
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Miss.Lilith, that gots to be the most evil thang you ever posteds! an i shore that the future Mrs.Buttface is not amuseds
I try Petal,I try...polishes fingernails modestly.
Mr.Temperince, it ever worser than you think, cuz if Miss.Lilith marrys Mr.Frog she not have to shave unner her arms or her legs ever agains, them frog men have a unnateral attrackshun to hairy pits, an i heards that them noo zeeland ladys are so hairys they woulda been considereds unkempt in 1972
Miss.Lilith, you needs to repents of that there froggie lurve, it true
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I should be so lucky!
It's an actual frog,NOT unhappily a French bloke. (Apparently they can cook.)
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Re: CALLING ALL LOL's (Ladies of Landover) -
11-01-2006, 12:58 PM
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I should be so lucky!
It's an actual frog,NOT unhappily a French bloke. (Apparently they can cook.)
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Cooking is for homers and the French. Toast with mayonnaise by day and rice with ketchup by night is all you need. Why waste money on singredients when you could be tithing to JESUS?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: CALLING ALL LOL's (Ladies of Landover) -
11-01-2006, 03:01 PM
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise. Everywhere I go. People just won't let my old memories Die:
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Re: CALLING ALL LOL's (Ladies of Landover) -
11-01-2006, 11:49 PM
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Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise. Everywhere I go. People just won't let my old memories Die:
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Is this somehow related to the "showering with Jesus" episode?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: CALLING ALL LOL's (Ladies of Landover) -
11-02-2006, 01:11 AM
Please don't answer that question, SUV.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 11-02-2006 at 01:11 AM.
Reason: Beacuse I want to, dammit.
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Re: CALLING ALL LOL's (Ladies of Landover) -
11-02-2006, 07:16 AM
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Please don't answer that question, SUV.
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I second that. Unless it's some sort of soap made with mayo...no,not even then.
The mental images are quite bad enough already.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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