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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
Then how about taking away the right to drive for retards? Surely that is can be brought up at the next Town Hall's Potluck dinner. I can't say I recall there being a law against cutting brake lines. Perhaps I should pay more attention. I am ready to receive whatever punishment God may have for me for this sin. I am bending over ready to accept it. But I must say, I was told to do this when Jesus was whispering to me in my sleep. I am truly conflicted here. But that aside, it pains me to see a retard not be able to repent.
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Brother Bubba, Jesus talks to many of us in our dreams. But it could be the devil in disguise.
In general terms, the way of knowing if it's Jesus or the devil, is the following 3 step rule:
1st step: what Jesus have said to me in my dreams contradicts the Bible? If the answer is no, it is probably Jesus
2nd step: what Jesus told me is in the Bible: if it is, then it is probably Jesus
3rd step: Am I a Republican president of the US and Jesus (or God) instructed me to bomb a Middle East country, using
alternative facts to sustain the need of it? If the answer is yes, then it was Jesus for sure.
Any other answer (mainly to steps 1 or 2 as I don't think you are a Republican president, at least not for now) means it was the Devil who appeared in your dreams.
Be careful.