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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-01-2012, 11:13 PM
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I think if I had a problem with my girlfriend I wouldn't want to ruin her face, some simple waterboarding will suffice and you wont be digusted by her swollen face either.
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We discipline our women because God commands it in the Holy Bible.
You want to torture your girlfriend? Are you a sadist? Have you no respect for women at all?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-02-2012, 05:50 AM
I wouldn't do it for fun, if she needs disclipine, why ruin a perfectly good face?
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01-02-2012, 05:55 AM
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I wouldn't do it for fun, if she needs disclipine, why ruin a perfectly good face?
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You are further evidence that atheists are immoral monsters.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-02-2012, 06:36 AM
what? so waterboarding is immoral but smashing your girlfriend's face in so her eye is closed shut is ok?
Fine line buddy, fine line.
So waterboarding wasn't invented when the Bible was created so it's wrong, neither was american but you claim it's God's favourite language, make your mind up fool.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-02-2012, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by dicker
what? so waterboarding is immoral but smashing your girlfriend's face in so her eye is closed shut is ok?
Fine line buddy, fine line.
So waterboarding wasn't invented when the Bible was created so it's wrong, neither was american but you claim it's God's favourite language, make your mind up fool.
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No, following God's commandments is moral. Committing violence just because you think your penis grants you special privilege is immoral.
Fool.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-02-2012, 10:19 AM
Special priviledge? I said only if she needs disclipining, how is that any different from you?
I'm not beating my gf just when I feel like it, in fact, I've never beaten her and never will, how's that gonna teach her anything? she's not stupid, I think talking about something is a bit more constructive than blacking her eye up.
Could you explain to me why there's a lot of anti weed smoking sentiment here as well, is there something in the bible that forbids it?
I see drinking is allowed due to wine being drank back in the day, surely if a plant is made, God made it and we should be allowed to use it, not like the man made crap like cocaine
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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01-02-2012, 03:57 PM
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I didn't know if he sneezed, God struck him with a convulsive seizure, or he was trying to curse us in his native language. Thank you for explaining to me, sister.
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It was none of them, it was a slip of the finger, a typo. On Swedish keyboards the letter å is right next to the letter p, i meant to type hope.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-02-2012, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by dicker
I wouldn't do it for fun, if she needs disclipine, why ruin a perfectly good face?
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It's not our faces that important. It's our souls. It doesn't matter if we're a little less pretty, as long as we learn our lesson.
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-02-2012, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by dicker
Special priviledge? I said only if she needs disclipining, how is that any different from you?
I'm not beating my gf just when I feel like it, in fact, I've never beaten her and never will, how's that gonna teach her anything? she's not stupid, I think talking about something is a bit more constructive than blacking her eye up.
Could you explain to me why there's a lot of anti weed smoking sentiment here as well, is there something in the bible that forbids it?
I see drinking is allowed due to wine being drank back in the day, surely if a plant is made, God made it and we should be allowed to use it, not like the man made crap like cocaine
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What sort of monster pretends to show an interest in following God's commands just to mock God.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-02-2012, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dicker
Special priviledge? I said only if she needs disclipining, how is that any different from you?
I'm not beating my gf just when I feel like it, in fact, I've never beaten her and never will, how's that gonna teach her anything? she's not stupid, I think talking about something is a bit more constructive than blacking her eye up.
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She's not stupid? SHE'S A DAMNED YELLOW CHINK, pal! That's about as stupid as they get! God commands us men to be manly, and to do the thinking for our females, because He (in His infinite wisdom) decided to give them half a brain. Unless you follow God's plan, you're bound to become an effeminate, cooter-whipped pansy.
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Could you explain to me why there's a lot of anti weed smoking sentiment here as well, is there something in the bible that forbids it?
I see drinking is allowed due to wine being drank back in the day, surely if a plant is made, God made it and we should be allowed to use it, not like the man made crap like cocaine
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The Holy Bible forbids breaking the law, first of all.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-03-2012, 03:40 AM
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She's not stupid? SHE'S A DAMNED YELLOW CHINK, pal! That's about as stupid as they get!
The Holy Bible forbids breaking the law, first of all.
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Racism is against the law, you don't seem to have any problem breaking that law hypocrite.
I guess she's smarter than you as well, took the American law exam and scored 2% higher than average Americans taking the test scored and it's not even her native language, explain that.
Half a brain? what the hell are you talking about?
Actually I think most of the women who post on here have half a brain so in some circumstances I might agree with you.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-03-2012, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by dicker
Special priviledge? I said only if she needs disclipining, how is that any different from you?
I'm not beating my gf just when I feel like it, in fact, I've never beaten her and never will, how's that gonna teach her anything?
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Why would you beat your girlfriend? That's abuse.
And on a slightly related subject, since you don't seem to know the difference between "beating" someone (taking out your anger on someone else in a violent manner) and "disciplining" someone (using corporal punishment to teach a lesson), why would you discipline your girlfriend?
If you're not married to her, you have no right to discipline her. That is her father's job.
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Could you explain to me why there's a lot of anti weed smoking sentiment here as well, is there something in the bible that forbids it?
I see drinking is allowed due to wine being drank back in the day, surely if a plant is made, God made it and we should be allowed to use it, not like the man made crap like cocaine
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Dear Dope-Addled Retard:
Cocaine is derived from the leaves of the coca plant.
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Racism is against the law, you don't seem to have any problem breaking that law hypocrite.
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Please cite the law in question, and the jurisdiction in which it applies.
Thank you.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-03-2012, 07:32 AM
Derived being the pertinent word here friend..
Cocaine is a man made product, hence I said man made product, don't think you can go and snort a flower in a field and get high.
With weed, the plant really only needs to be picked and left to dry, no laboratories and special effort needed.
Peppers are left to dry for cooking, are they on the banned list too? It's bordering on the shape that would tempt the ungodly to poke it up their butt so I'm thinking it's borderline, could you instruct me further on this Brother? I'm assuming the overall spicyness would put off all but the most deviant of masochists from said perversions.
hemp is used for clothes any many other uses, it's pretty useful actually!
As to quoting which laws and whatnot, I'm not from your country and so I'm not sure, I'm not gonna waste time looking it up on the internet when a better use of my time would be giving the Catholics locked in my basement a good thrashing.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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01-03-2012, 03:46 PM
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... detailed recipes for making drugs ...
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There is something seriously wrong with you. How old were you when your parents committed suicide?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-04-2012, 11:55 AM
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Cocaine is a man made product, hence I said man made product, don't think you can go and snort a flower in a field and get high.
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IF you snorted the flowers from Cannabis sp. the pollen WOULD get you "high"
cocaine is extracted from leaves however, not flowers, and you can just eat the leaves. Similarly with opium poppies: you can eat them (it sends you mental) or extract the naturally occurring alkaliods.
Perhaps you are thinking of -methyl-phenyl-ethyl amine, a synthetic compound originally intended to mimic cocaine?
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01-04-2012, 02:14 PM
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IF you snorted the flowers from Cannabis sp. the pollen WOULD get you "high"
cocaine is extracted from leaves however, not flowers, and you can just eat the leaves. Similarly with opium poppies: you can eat them (it sends you mental) or extract the naturally occurring alkaliods.
Perhaps you are thinking of -methyl-phenyl-ethyl amine, a synthetic compound originally intended to mimic cocaine?
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He's just making stuff up. He's used to bluffing other kids with enough false authority to not be challenged.
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01-04-2012, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by dicker
Derived being the pertinent word here friend..
Cocaine is a man made product, hence I said man made product, don't think you can go and snort a flower in a field and get high.
With weed, the plant really only needs to be picked and left to dry, no laboratories and special effort needed.
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My good Sister Mitza has thoroughly debunked your idiotic ideas about cocaine and snorting cannabis pollen to get high.
Let me add that I must assume you are vehemently against the legalization of hashish, since that is processed marijuana?
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As to quoting which laws and whatnot, I'm not from your country and so I'm not sure, I'm not gonna waste time looking it up on the internet when a better use of my time would be giving the Catholics locked in my basement a good thrashing.
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Well, that is a good use of your time . . . there may be hope for you yet! Perhaps they can come to Jesus instead of worshiping Mary in their Satanic pagan cult.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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01-04-2012, 08:46 PM
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Racism is against the law, you don't seem to have any problem breaking that law hypocrite.
I guess she's smarter than you as well, took the American law exam and scored 2% higher than average Americans taking the test scored and it's not even her native language, explain that.
Half a brain? what the hell are you talking about?
Actually I think most of the women who post on here have half a brain so in some circumstances I might agree with you.
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Why are you so hateful?
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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01-05-2012, 12:31 PM
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He's just making stuff up. He's used to bluffing other kids with enough false authority to not be challenged.
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I am always happy to be challenged, Mr Papist [redeemed]
Although the playground is a field white, already to harvest John 4:35 I would never make stuff up; heathens will be converted by His Unique Authority.
If it were not so, by now we would all have been murdered.
JOHN 14:1-2b Let not your heart be troubled: yee beleeue in God, beleeue also in me. In my Fathers house are many mansions; if it were not so, I would haue told you:
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I have heard that murderers still exist in Arabia, Zimbabwe, Tajikistan, Australia - countries like that - but we are assured that one day they will all be free (to follow God or to choose infinite torture forever): a free choice!
There is no other "god" like our God and our God reigns!!
(other gods do not exist at all) [except demons]
I could never worship a demon
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01-06-2012, 06:54 AM
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There is something seriously wrong with you. How old were you when your parents committed suicide?
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I don't remember even typing that, is that damn satan again? getting in my keyboard and typing stuff again, or is it you lot putting words in my mouth?
Isn't your beard a pain when you are eating soup? must get all messy and tangled, I'm guessing that's not even you though, kinda cool hermit look, maybe it's coming back in fashion
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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