[Remy Lebeau]

I was having a discussion with Old Iron Crotch, that vexatious harlot, and she admitted something: She is a lezbean bull dyke.

I know what you all are thinking. You're saying to yourselves, "We've know she was a carpet munching, man hating, feminazi, bull dyke witch from day one. Look at her limp wristed lisping fruitcake of a "husband"; a so-called man who she clitorally sodomizes with her over sized clitoris."

But read THIS.

Notice anything? It's not so much that she did admit she was a lezbean, but it is HOW she admitted it. She is making a conscious effort to suppress her carpet munching ways. She marries a "man" in an attempt (although failed) toward normalcy, avoids looking at female naughty bits to curb temptation and continues exposing herself to Christ's Elect despite the fact that she adds absolutely nothing to the forum. Seeing as her posts are pointless, unwitty and boring it becomes clear that a latent desire to be Saved is what keeps her around.

Let us bow our heads and pray.

Jesus, I pray that you help Old Iron Crotch to let go of satan's sticky hands and accept the love that only you can provide. I know Brother Hatchet won't like this, but I pray that you continue to utilize his pure animal manliness to draw the old whore away from her lezbean tendencies and toward a healthy natural relationship with a real man (not a sissy and not Brother Hatchet) whom will own her and treat her the way God intended for a woman to be treated. Inspire her to enroll in B.A.S.H. so that the seeds of homerism can be finally exterminated from her vile and wicked flesh. Lord, see to it that her "husband" dies of the Rectal Disembowelment Syndrome or GRID so that there is nothing left to stop her from becoming one step closer to being Saved.

In Jesus name. Amen.

[Jean Poole]

Dear Jesus, please release Old Iron Crotch from her homerish tendencies. Please make her into a True Christian™.

Although I think that praying for her to lust over dear Mr. Hatchet is a bit much. The poor man has suffered enough through this lustful harlot's "attentions".