[Zechariah Smyth]

Good grief, I wholeheartedly PRAY that there is not sex in Heaven: it's enough of a chore now, even when there is a defined reason for the ugly deed (Genesis 1:28), so I can't even imagine continuing this thankless task in Heaven.

I mean seriously: sex? With a woman?

WHY???

At least when I was queer, those boys put their back in to it, and it wasn't like driving down a perfectly flat road with no curves and no billboards and no late-night FM radio.



YiC,

Zech

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

...is 50 some kind of magic number for all of you atheists?...

I dunno what he's on about 50. Prefer 42 myself (except at roulette [or bridge {or backgammon}]).

[WashedWithHisBlood]

Sex in heaven?... Well whether there will be sex or no sex in heaven- I as a Christian know that I won't need it. Cause I KNOW that the kind of pleasure that JESUS gives in heaven feels better than all sort of sexual position that ever exist.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I don't think that is the right attitude at all! You don't go to heaven even thinking about "pleasure".

It is a well-known fact that there can be no happiness without pain and sorrow, so God spent a lot of time making sure that, on earth, there were sufficient painful and disgusting things here. Once in heaven, there will be no pain and suffering.

You might think that this would then mean that the lack of pain and suffering means there could be no happiness in Heaven. But you'd be wrong. Heaven is a mystery - a Godly mystery. It is for that reason that the Bible is heavy on descriptions of Hell, but light when it comes to describing the indescribable...

Now that might seem as if I am saying nobody has the slightest idea what heaven is like, because nobody (except Jesus and he didn't say much about it) has been there and come back to earth. This is not the case at all. It is a matter of just not having human words to describe it.

I hope that gives you a clearer picture.