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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-11-2009, 07:18 PM

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Brother, I Fear it is useless to try to reason with this one. He ought to know by now that if he goes carrying pictures of Chairman Mao he ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
Well, my response to this idiot is, “You say you got a real solution, well, you know we'd all love to see the plan. You ask me for a contribution well, you know we're doing what we can.” And I do not think that I can improve on that.





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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-11-2009, 08:21 PM

I never said I had a solution to this heartbreaking disease, I only commented that it's sad the way you mock their suffering by stating that they somehow deserved it.


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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-11-2009, 08:25 PM

God said they deserved it, we merely follow His wisdom.

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I never said I had a solution to this heartbreaking disease, I only commented that it's sad the way you mock their suffering by stating that they somehow deserved it.




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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-11-2009, 08:40 PM

How? A child that young could never have done anything to deserve that kind of torture.


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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-16-2009, 04:59 PM

You know nothing about God, you evil beast. We are not judged by our works! God CHOOSES who He loves and who He hates, before we are even born. Perhaps you just don't understand the basic principles taught in the Bible and upheld by the Saintly John Calvin

Total Depravity - Everyone is completely evil when they are born due to Adam and Eve (mostly Eve) sinning 6000 years ago.

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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-16-2009, 05:05 PM

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You know nothing about God, you evil beast.
Ain't he just Awe-ful though, H_B, Hon?

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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-16-2009, 05:22 PM

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You know nothing about God, you evil beast. We are not judged by our works! God CHOOSES who He loves and who He hates, before we are even born. Perhaps you just don't understand the basic principles taught in the Bible and upheld by the Saintly John Calvin

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So what's the point in being born if God hates you already? That seems kinda pointless and unfounded.
No one can be truly evil. Man has duality for a reason. Even an "evil" person has a flaw in his evilness. He loves something, or someone. There cannot be such a thing as "perfect/pure evil," just as there cannot be such a thing as "perfect/pure good." It's just impossible.


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So what's the point in being born if God hates you already? That seems kinda pointless and unfounded.
Are you suggesting that babies should be given the option to auto-abort themselves if they are emo or goth?


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So what's the point in being born if God hates you already? That seems kinda pointless and unfounded.
No one can be truly evil. Man has duality for a reason. Even an "evil" person has a flaw in his evilness. He loves something, or someone. There cannot be such a thing as "perfect/pure evil," just as there cannot be such a thing as "perfect/pure good." It's just impossible.
So now the communiss is back. How long, Oh Lord, before the return of the 'thespian' and the 'heterosexual?'
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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-16-2009, 06:14 PM

There's something wrong with being an actor? Because that's what a thespian is. An actor.


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There's something wrong with being an actor? Because that's what a thespian is. An actor.
Oh - MAN! You are making JESUS Weep such huge puddles He's gonna slip & fall and get His Beautiful Robe all wet and dirty!

Will you just please Cease & Desist and admit your homer!sexurality and make a nice Monetary Pledge to Pa$tor?

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So what's the point in being born if God hates you already? That seems kinda pointless and unfounded.
No one can be truly evil. Man has duality for a reason. Even an "evil" person has a flaw in his evilness. He loves something, or someone. There cannot be such a thing as "perfect/pure evil," just as there cannot be such a thing as "perfect/pure good." It's just impossible.
The point of being born is that God enjoys watching people suffering. He creates evil people so He and His favorite children can have some entertainment up in Heaven, watching the wretched sinners (like yourself) burn in agony for the rest of time.

And yes, there is such a thing as pure evil and pure good. Are you suggesting God isn't pure good??!?!
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The point of being born is that God enjoys watching people suffering. He creates evil people so He and His favorite children can have some entertainment up in Heaven, watching the wretched sinners (like yourself) burn in agony for the rest of time.

And yes, there is such a thing as pure evil and pure good. Are you suggesting God isn't pure good??!?!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Exodus 4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

Pure good involves pure evil - they are inextricable.





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The point of being born is that God enjoys watching people suffering. He creates evil people so He and His favorite children can have some entertainment up in Heaven, watching the wretched sinners (like yourself) burn in agony for the rest of time.

And yes, there is such a thing as pure evil and pure good. Are you suggesting God isn't pure good??!?!
Why would something that is purely good do something like that? That implies that there is an evil streak somewhere in that.


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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-17-2009, 03:35 PM

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Why would something that is purely good do something like that? That implies that there is an evil streak somewhere in that.
Quite a genius, aren't we son? Did you bother to look at the verses I quoted that are directly above your vacuous post? I thought only women were that stupid!





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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-17-2009, 04:59 PM

I havn't cared what the Old Book of Quotes says in time out of my memory. The Bible was written by men for men who had just moved out of slavery and needed to be taught how to live again. It was written in Hebrew and no version of The Bible is complete. What I gave you was logic. It's a much better guide than a book written by people with no knowledge of what way the world would turn.


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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-17-2009, 05:05 PM

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[...]The Bible was written by men for men
...and your point being?
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who had just moved out of slavery and needed to be taught how to live again.
Just so, and Who better to teach them than God!
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It was written in Hebrew and no version of The Bible is complete.
On the contrary, the KJV 1611 is the inspired and inerrant Word of God - nothing added, nothing taken away, all corrections made!
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What I gave you was logic. It's a much better guide than a book written by people with no knowledge of what way the world would turn.
We are not born with this "logic", so just how do you gain "logic" if (a) you don't read books (e.g. the KJV 1611) and (b) don't listen to God Who knows right from wrong?





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Default Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome - 01-17-2009, 05:13 PM

No you gain logic through experiance, learning and intuition.
You don't seem to understand what I have said. The Bible was not written by God, but by men. It has inconsistancies and flaws, just like every other book.


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No you gain logic through experience, learning and intuition*.
That statement is so bad it isn’t even wrong! Logic is what you take in from experience and learning – if you're stupid, your logic will be faulty. If you are a genius, your logic will rarely be faulty. If you are either of those and don’t have all the facts, your logic will be flawed. That is why God wrote the Bible as a roadmap for Life, so we do not need faulty logic … so your point is?
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You don't seem to understand what I have said.
I think I can be forgiven for that; I doubt anyone else has!
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The Bible was not written by God, but by men.
So, if Einstein had dictated his ridiculous theory to his secretary, Esmeralda Fatass, it would be known as Fatass’s theory? I think not… (although it's a good name for that rubbish.)
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It has inconsistencies and flaws, just like every other book.
Did you see that bit where I told you that the Bible was “the inspired and inerrant Word of God”? That means there are no mistakes in it.

Inconsistencies? Where? Show me one!


*Intuition? What’s that? When you “feel” something” Just how reliable is that going to be?


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No you gain logic through experiance, learning and intuition.
Who needs that stoopid stuff when you are Christian and $avED?
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