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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-11-2008, 12:08 PM
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I see where this is going with you and it involves a stern hand and paddle.
Let me paint a picture:
It starts with Lady_C kneeling on the concrete floor.
WHACK! goes the paddle on her quivering behind.
"Now say it," says the stern Master.
"ONE, thank you Jesus," shouts Lady_C.
WHACK!
"TWO, the Lord is my Shepard."
WHACK!
"Oooh, that really hurts," sobs Lady_C.
"Right we need to start again you wanton heathen!" Commands the Stern Master.
That's what you need young lady! But I bet you would decline this chance of salvation because you think you know better.
Enjoy Hell!
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-11-2008, 12:16 PM
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I see where this is going with you and it involves a stern hand and paddle.
Let me paint a picture:
It starts with Lady_C kneeling on the concrete floor.
WHACK! goes the paddle on her quivering behind.
"Now say it," says the stern Master.
"ONE, thank you Jesus," shouts Lady_C.
WHACK!
"TWO, the Lord is my Shepard."
WHACK!
"Oooh, that really hurts," sobs Lady_C.
"Right we need to start again you wanton heathen!" Commands the Stern Master.
That's what you need young lady! But I bet you would decline this chance of salvation because you think you know better.
Enjoy Hell!
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Wait! Don't stop there! Keep going. Tell the rest of the story....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-11-2008, 08:54 PM
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...The 41-year-old Sydney woman was arrested after US police found her boyfriend's laptop and alerted NSW police. The woman pleaded guilty to eight charges...
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Everyone should note that it was the Godly US police state that brought these horrors to the attention of the dimwitted Australian authorities. Praise President Bush for his warrantless wiretapping program. Of course, the liberals want to help pornographers by banning warrantless wiretapping. If the ACLU had its way, everyone would be required to use kiddie porn as a screen saver.
Write your congressman today - we need immunity for US telecom companies that violate so-called "privacy laws." With the exception of God-fearing Republicans, everyone´s computer should be continuously monitored by the Department of Homeland Security, especially the computers of non-Christians and foreigners. It´s only through such eternal diligence that we can protect our previous freedoms!
As for that harlot in Kangarooland, she should be sent to Gitmo and waterboarded.
yours in Christ,
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04-11-2008, 10:50 PM
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Wait! Don't stop there! Keep going. Tell the rest of the story....
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It can get quite long Paster Ezekiel. After the preliminary Praises to the Lord I move the wench onto each sentence of the Lord's Prayer. She must get this perfect or we need to start the bottom quivering paddling again.
And in extreme cases, like Lady_C, I then move onto my internal purification machine. The details of which, are little too graphic for the majority of the pure and Godly people that inhabit this forum.
To Lady_C: Surely this is worth it, as this is the first steps to your Salvation.
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As for that harlot in Kangarooland, she should be sent to Gitmo and waterboarded.
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Brother Scoggins I see one problem with your logic and if you think it about I'm sure you will agree with me that this is rather unethical.
They give the inmates of Gitmo the Koran to read.....
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-12-2008, 01:37 AM
you mean the Qu'ran not Koran
Again no, no, no and who are you anyway!?
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04-12-2008, 04:39 AM
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you mean the Qu'ran not Koran
Again no, no, no and who are you anyway!?
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Baby Jesus weeps. You have proven yourself to be an unrepentant sinner. When the time comes when you are called you will know that on this day you said "No!"
I'm Herr_Doctor. Pleased to make your acquaintance Frau_C.
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-12-2008, 10:41 AM
Just because I say no to you, it doesn't mean I'll say no to everyone! There is a person who knows who he is, that I'll say yes too.
I'll go to heaven eventually, I'm just a stubborn, rebellious case!
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-12-2008, 10:54 AM
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There is a person who knows who he is, that I'll say yes too.
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No need to be coy sister; I've been picking up on those messages you've been sending my love pole since you got here. You just say the word and 'ole Deaner will give you loving like you've never had. I'll make your eyes pop right outta your sockets as you scream for Christ's forgiveness.
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-12-2008, 11:04 AM
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you mean the Qu'ran not Koran
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Who cares how the hell you spell it? It's not like it's useful for anything except wiping up pig excrement either way.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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04-12-2008, 08:03 PM
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No need to be coy sister; I've been picking up on those messages you've been sending my love pole since you got here. You just say the word and 'ole Deaner will give you loving like you've never had. I'll make your eyes pop right outta your sockets as you scream for Christ's forgiveness.
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-12-2008, 09:50 PM
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No hairy monkey man... not you
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Did you just call Brother Deaner a nigra? I find that to be highly racist and offensive. You have been assigned an infraction for your thoughtless racist abuse. Please try to be more considerate in future.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-12-2008, 10:39 PM
Monkey doesn't mean African American stupid. It was a crack on his hairy attributes.
I find it highly offensive and racist that you think African Americans look like monkeys. Where is the connection? Your the only racist one here buddy. Please don't take what I say the wrong was in future.
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-12-2008, 10:44 PM
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Monkey doesn't mean African American stupid. It was a crack on his hairy attributes.
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You're saying that Deaner has crack on his "hairy attributes"? Friend, Brother Deaner is still not a nig, and even if he was, speculating about what he might have down there would be wholly distasteful and inappropriate. Please, just cut the hurtful racist comments out right now!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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04-12-2008, 11:41 PM
Jeez your a weird case! I know your twisting all my words on purpose just to annoy me. Stop it!
1. I never said anything about race. You did, so your the racist!
2. Monkey does not = African American!
3. I was talking about his hairy face not anything below his neck! Stop thing about down there unless your gay. Are you gay?
4. I'm not going to explain myself to you anymore until you can read things how they really are.
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-12-2008, 11:47 PM
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Jeez your a weird case! I know your twisting all my words on purpose just to annoy me. Stop it!
1. I never said anything about race. You did, so your the racist!
2. Monkey does not = African American!
3. I was talking about his hairy face not anything below his neck! Stop thing about down there unless your gay. Are you gay?
4. I'm not going to explain myself to you anymore until you can read things how they really are.
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Mien Gott, the temerity of this woman. She will look you in the face and say 1+1=6.32
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-13-2008, 03:00 AM
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Unrespectful word edited your a weird case!
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Don't be playing with the name of the Lord, he's not happy to be mocked...
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I know your twisting all my words on purpose just to annoy me. Stop it!
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I know you are twisting the English language to annoy all of us, you stop it!
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1. I never said anything about race. You did, so your the racist!
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You are the one talking about monkeys, lady.
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2. Monkey does not = African American!
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You are the one calling Brother Deaner a nigra, and a monkey...
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3. I was talking about his hairy face not anything below his neck! Stop thing about down there unless your gay. Are you gay?
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Herr Doktor is as manly as all of the Brothers here, quit your sick fantasies with the members of this Godly Church, please.
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4. I'm not going to explain myself to you anymore until you can read things how they really are.
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I have suffered you woman to teach enough already, your silence is greatly appreciated...
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04-13-2008, 04:18 AM
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Just because I say no to you, it doesn't mean I'll say no to everyone! There is a person who knows who he is, that I'll say yes too.
I'll go to heaven eventually, I'm just a stubborn, rebellious case!
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So you would say yes to a good old fashioned bottom quivering paddling for the "right" man. I bet Mr. Right does not get you sound off Revelation 12:3-5,7-12,17 (That's the advance study.)
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-13-2008, 11:58 AM
We have all missed the obvious here. I simply googled "Lady C" and came up with this:
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-13-2008, 12:58 PM
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We have all missed the obvious here. I simply googled "Lady C" and came up with this:
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Well I'll be....She's one of those lezbean dominatixes?!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick) -
04-13-2008, 05:05 PM
I have an itchy ban finger and I only need one more excuse to ban this wanton, racist whore.
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