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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 06:37 PM
Homosexuals are afraid to bow down to the word of God! They only bow to other homosexuals. This is indeed blasphemy. In this act, they whore themselves:
"You also took your beautiful jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given you, and made for yourself images of men, and with them played the whore."
(Ezekiel 16:17)
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 07:17 PM
More telltale fag traits for men:
▼Drinks wine.
▼Drinks ANY brand of diet soda.
▼Colors his hair.
▼Listens to WHAM!
▼Was a member of WHAM!
▼Wears V-neck or Cardigan sweaters.
▼Shaves on Saturday or a holiday besides Easter or Christmas.
▼Claims to "care" or "know how you feel".
▼Owns a pet bird other than a chicken.
▼Goes "birding".
▼Masturbates.
▼Has rented or owns a Segue.
▼Doesn't watch NASCAR
▼Watches Soccer.
▼Understands the scoring system for Cricket.
▼Remembers peoples birthdays/anniversaies.
▼Owns an umbrella.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 08:37 PM
Showing any level of care whatsoever implies I'm a homosexual?
I witnessed my father be brutally murdered at the hands of a Negro. At the time, I felt a sense of loss. I cared. It wasn't something that I controlled, or wanted to have.
The same thing happened to one of my acquaintances at a later date - I told them that I understood.
Am I right in believing I'm showing signs of being a faggot?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 08:47 PM
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Showing any level of care whatsoever implies I'm a homosexual?
I witnessed my father be brutally murdered at the hands of a Negro. At the time, I felt a sense of loss. I cared. It wasn't something that I controlled, or wanted to have.
The same thing happened to one of my acquaintances at a later date - I told them that I understood.
Am I right in believing I'm showing signs of being a faggot?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 08:48 PM
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Showing any level of care whatsoever implies I'm a homosexual?
I witnessed my father be brutally murdered at the hands of a Negro. At the time, I felt a sense of loss. I cared. It wasn't something that I controlled, or wanted to have.
The same thing happened to one of my acquaintances at a later date - I told them that I understood.
Am I right in believing I'm showing signs of being a faggot?
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You 'cared' about another man's 'feelings'.
Maybe you should let God do His work?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by CuriosityKilledCats
Showing any level of care whatsoever implies I'm a homosexual?
I witnessed my father be brutally murdered at the hands of a Negro. At the time, I felt a sense of loss. I cared. It wasn't something that I controlled, or wanted to have.
The same thing happened to one of my acquaintances at a later date - I told them that I understood.
Am I right in believing I'm showing signs of being a faggot?
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Did you man up and hunt down the nigra, bringing him to justice, or did you cry like a little girl?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 11:06 PM
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Did you man up and hunt down the nigra, bringing him to justice, or did you cry like a little girl?
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I highly doubt it. Curiosity Killed the Pussy!
Just another great example on how to spot a homer: boy watches father get brutally murdered by hands of a nigra, feels sorry for him and bakes him a cake!
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-22-2011, 04:16 AM
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Did you man up and hunt down the nigra, bringing him to justice, or did you cry like a little girl?
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I'm gonna guess he cried like a little girl with a skinned knee.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-22-2011, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Thumpthebible
Homosexuals are afraid to bow down to the word of God! They only bow to other homosexuals. This is indeed blasphemy. In this act, they whore themselves:
"You also took your beautiful jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given you, and made for yourself images of men, and with them played the whore."
(Ezekiel 16:17)
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Does this make Baroke Hussaine Obsama a homersexual?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-22-2011, 09:10 AM
It is quite easy to recognize a homosexual. It is someone who simply does not accept Jesus Christ as their LORD and SAVIOUR. They're all homers at heart.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-22-2011, 11:39 PM
this whole topic is ridiculous to extreme....I have 2 daughters 1 regular style and one lesbian and you can't tell from looking which is which It's an INSIDE issue.
Does this guy look gay to you Look hard:
Well guess what.... King James I
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How about her?
Yes, our first lady and also the bisexual.
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These?
Yes all gay or lesbian or bisexual. So you cannot tell
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-22-2011, 11:41 PM
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this whole topic is ridiculous to extreme....I have 2 daughters 1 regular style and one lesbian...
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If the straight one is "regular style," wouldn't that make the gay one "irregular"?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-22-2011, 11:50 PM
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If the straight one is "regular style," wouldn't that make the gay one "irregular"?
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Regular means majority, the expected type. Is it a regular occurance?" That means "Does this usually happen?" So Yes, people are usually born straight so that is "regular"/majority. Less than 5 percent of people are gay/bisexual so go find a BIG problem to worry about Believe me there are bigger problems out there.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-23-2011, 12:03 AM
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Does this make Baroke Hussaine Obsama a homersexual?
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Of course
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-23-2011, 01:08 AM
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Regular means majority, the expected type. Is it a regular occurance?" That means "Does this usually happen?" So Yes, people are usually born straight so that is "regular"/majority. Less than 5 percent of people are gay/bisexual so go find a BIG problem to worry about Believe me there are bigger problems out there.
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Do you have Biblical evidence to support this?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-23-2011, 01:48 AM
I found this excellent educational film about this on Youtube that I would like to share with my true Christian friends here. I hope you find this helpful. Also there are some more very educational films if you look on the right side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehsg2UIMnHM
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-23-2011, 02:03 AM
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I found this excellent educational film about this on Youtube that I would like to share with my true Christian friends here. I hope you find this helpful. Also there are some more very educational films if you look on the right side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehsg2UIMnHM
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I make my boys watch that one on a fairly regular basis. I wish they had a similar one for lesbians. Maybe lesbians didn't exist in the 1950's because men were men and knew how to treat a woman.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-23-2011, 05:54 AM
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Does the Bible not say to hate the sin but love the sinner?
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Chapter and verse, please.
Getting back to the subject:
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-23-2011, 05:55 AM
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Chapter and verse, please.
Getting back to the subject:
One very effective way to determine whether or not a man is a nancyboy is to see if he idolizes Malcolm X.
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Other hints are listening to rap music, participating in "black power" marches, and yelling "Stick it to the Man". Because that's exactly what they want to do!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-23-2011, 07:20 AM
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Do you have Biblical evidence to support this?
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I'm quite sure she uses the Bible only as rolling paper.
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