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Default Howdy friends - 07-04-2009, 10:46 PM


Howdy friends! I just found your community and already i feel at home.
It's nice to see so many like-minded people here in one place.
I was recently taken in by some friends and shown the Light that is our Lord. I can't wait to get to know all of you.
Have a Happy Fourth of July and God bless!

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Default Re: Howdy friends - 07-04-2009, 10:48 PM

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Howdy friends! I just found your community and already i feel at home.
It's nice to see so many like-minded people here in one place.
I was recently taken in by some friends and shown the Light that is our Lord. I can't wait to get to know all of you.
Have a Happy Fourth of July and God bless!

Sweety
God Bless you too, friend.

That's a rather strange name to go calling yourself. Please tell more.



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Default Re: Howdy friends - 07-04-2009, 10:48 PM

God bless the best country in the world on this most glorious day!
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Default Re: Howdy friends - 07-04-2009, 10:53 PM

My mother, God Bless her soul, had called me that since i was just a lil' babe. My birth name is Roger, you are welcome to refer to me as that if you prefer.


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Default Re: Howdy friends - 07-04-2009, 10:55 PM

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My mother, God Bless her soul, had called me that since i was just a lil' babe. My birth name is Roger, you are welcome to refer to me as that if you prefer.
Well, Roger, sweetie, I think either name suits you.
Enlighten us more as to where you are from, how you became Saved, you know, all the gossip



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My mother, God Bless her soul, had called me that since i was just a lil' babe. My birth name is Roger, you are welcome to refer to me as that if you prefer.
Welcome to Gods Favorite Forum™.

What is your wifes name, and what kind of pies does she bake ?

What is your favorite scripture, and what church do you attend ?




Leviticus 26:27-29

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Howdy friends - 07-04-2009, 11:08 PM

Well, I was born and raised in the small town of Bunceton, Missouri, where i still reside to this very day. My wife died a few years back and I was lost in the bottle. Two months ago a friend came by and said it was time for me to get help, and he knew of someone that could. It turned out this someone was none other than our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Needless to say I have never felt better in all my years, and I'm not looking back. For the past 2 months i have been attending daily sermons at the Bunceton Baptist Church, which is having a cook-out today, so I should head over and help out. Nice metting to Talitha!

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Default Re: Howdy friends - 07-04-2009, 11:16 PM

Hello Sayved.
Unfortunately my wife, Tabithat, has passed. But she used to make the most wonderful mince meat pie you could find in all of Missouri.

As for my favorite passage, this has gotten me through many rough times -

Surely God is my salvation; I will trust and not be afraid. The Lord, the Lord is my strength and my song; He has become my salvation. With joy you will draw water from the wells of salvation.

Isaiah 12:2,3


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Default Re: Howdy friends - 07-05-2009, 02:03 AM

Welcome Mr. Jenkins. I hope your visit here will bring you closer to God's Truth©.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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