[WickedWitch]

Why not? This is the most polite request for account deletion I've ever seen here, why not accomodate? Wouldn't you be glad to be rid of another heathen? This is one of the few posters we've ever had who has remained polite and respectful from first post to last, I see no reason not to do the dude a favour and delete his account for him.


P.S.
I apologize for what I'm about to do, but every time I look at Eclipse's username, I have an overwhelming urge to do this, and I can't hold it in anymore!

*Grabs a microphone and a karaoke machine* *taps mic* Ahem...

[singing]Once upon a time I was falling in love,
But now I'm only falling apart.
There's nothing I can do,
A total eclipse of the heart.

Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
[/singing]

Once again, I apologize.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Politeness has nothing to do with it. We never delete accounts, especially those that might serve as an object lesson for future generations.

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