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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:22 PM

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What is it with the UK that is bringing them flocking to God's forum lately?

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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:28 PM

[QUOTE=Cath O'lic;349157]
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Yep we got us another one. Yippee
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What is it with the UK that is bringing them flocking to God's forum lately?

God left England with The Mayflower. Seems to me they're about 390 years too late

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Not a problem, Cath. Kinda figured as much from a nice Irish lass!
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:31 PM

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ANOTHER English man
What is it with the UK that is bringing them flocking to God's forum lately?

Please forgive any discrepecies this evening-I have spent the last couple of hours in the sun with a Devils fluid they call peach shnapps
Not sure 'flocking' is the right word, however it seems like we hear more and more about the 'landover' thing over here in the UK, which perhaps leads to more people from here checking out your forum.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:32 PM

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Yep we got us another one. Yippee
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What is it with the UK that is bringing them flocking to God's forum lately?

God left England with The Mayflower. Seems to me they're about 390 years too late

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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:36 PM

One thing is immediately noticeable. The Irish seem to be much better educated than the British.

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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:38 PM

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One thing is immediately noticeable. The Irish seem to be much better educated than the British.

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I've noticed that myself. Much more polite, too. Even the catholics like Cath here.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:41 PM

Why thank you Brother Lazarus
A question for you, At what point may I lose the 'unsaved trash' from under my name?
I can live with the unsaved for the present time, but I consider myself a little more worthy than trash
Thank you Brother
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:45 PM

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Why thank you Brother Lazarus
A question for you, At what point may I lose the 'unsaved trash' from under my name?
I can live with the unsaved for the present time, but I consider myself a little more worthy than trash
Thank you Brother
Pastor Zeke wrote extensively on this subject in the link below.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...952#post340952

In practice, once the pastors decide you are not a troll, the labeling will change.

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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:45 PM

Hate to point out that but those from Northern Ireland are British, those from Southern Ireland are now european which is the same as being french as far as I'm concerned.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:47 PM

Hi Miss Cath,

Brother Lazarus, Nobar King, and myself are conducting a typing class for Brits that are lacking in that skill. I'd be honored if you'd go over there and show your nieghbors how its done. I fully realize that the Irish are a superior race to the Brits, but the close proxemity of your countries should give the Brits hope.

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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:48 PM

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Hate to point out that but those from Northern Ireland are British, those from Southern Ireland are now european which is the same as being french as far as I'm concerned.
Buddy,

You messed up BIG time pickin a fight with a red head. Where I come from, idiots know better than to do that.
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Hate to point out that but those from Northern Ireland are British, those from Southern Ireland are now european which is the same as being french as far as I'm concerned.
I am well aware of the fact that Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom. I was unaware, however that the Northern Irish, Scottish and Welsh consider themselves to be British. Is this truly the case? Is it like the USA? For instance, I am from South Carolina, so I consider myself to be both South Carolinian and American. But I do think the British Union is considerably different than the American Union. Can you educate us on this subject? I'll be glad to help you with your grammar, spelling, sentence structure, and punctuation.

Are there educational discrepancies between Northern Ireland and the rest of the now suitably downsized British Empire? From what I've seen of this British Invasion of this forum, the UK needs to tweak the educational system.

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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:53 PM

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Pastor Zeke wrote extensively on this subject in the link below.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...952#post340952

In practice, once the pastors decide you are not a troll, the labeling will change.

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I have read the thread and see (tho a little out of focus) why the label is there. Thank you for directing me to this Brother
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:56 PM

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Hate to point out that but those from Northern Ireland are British, those from Southern Ireland are now european which is the same as being french as far as I'm concerned.

I see his mistake E Shame on you you English dog!

Ooo I'm quite enjoying this
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 07:59 PM

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Hate to point out that but those from Northern Ireland are British, those from Southern Ireland are now european which is the same as being french as far as I'm concerned.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 08:02 PM

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I see his mistake E Shame on you you English dog!

Ooo I'm quite enjoying this
Actually they don't deserve to be capitalised as without us Brits they would all be speaking German Better a dog than a lush.
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Actually they don't deserve to be capitalised as without us Brits they would all be speaking German Better a dog than a lush.
If it wasn't for Americans the British would have been speaking German since 1918. We bailed you out in WW1 and we bailed you out in WW2. How about some love for the USA?

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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 08:09 PM

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I am well aware of the fact that Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom. I was unaware, however that the Northern Irish, Scottish and Welsh consider themselves to be British. Is this truly the case? Is it like the USA? For instance, I am from South Carolina, so I consider myself to be both South Carolinian and American. But I do think the British Union is considerably different than the American Union. Can you educate us on this subject? I'll be glad to help you with your grammar, spelling, sentence structure, and punctuation.

Are there educational discrepancies between Northern Ireland and the rest of the now suitably downsized British Empire? From what I've seen of this British Invasion of this forum, the UK needs to tweak the educational system.

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1. They will consider themselves English, Welsh, Scottish or indeed Irish first but when it comes to a fight we are British.

2. Easily brother, we have this thing called H I S T O R Y as we have been going a little bit longer than the former colonies.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 08:12 PM

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If it wasn't for Americans the British would have been speaking German since 1918. We bailed you out in WW1 and we bailed you out in WW2. How about some love for the USA?

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2. Easily brother, we have this thing called H I S T O R Y as we have been going a little bit longer than the former colonies.
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