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Default hello - 06-26-2009, 01:24 PM

blessings to all

I've joined this forum because people claiming to be linked to this landover thing have been interfering with another forum I am part of.
I was curious to see what this was all about.

Your forum is very entertaining/interesting

could someone tell me why you all think the king james bible is the best? how is it different to other bible versions?
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 01:29 PM

The introductions forum is for the purpose of introducing yourself. Please do so.

How old are you? Do you get to be a man or do you have to be a woman? Where are you from? What church do you attend?

Please tell us how you came to find Jesus.


Regarding your questions: Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

I hope you will learn how to use your "Shift" key soon. God cares about such details.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 01:29 PM

Fairly presumptive to come into our home and question our beliefs. It is we who should be querying you, the stranger. How are we to know you mean no malfeasance?

What are your favorite KJV1611 passages? What brought you to salvation, Are you a man or a woman? Tell us about yourself.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 01:32 PM

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blessings to all

I've joined this forum because people claiming to be linked to this landover thing have been interfering with another forum I am part of.
I was curious to see what this was all about.

Your forum is very entertaining/interesting

could someone tell me why you all think the king james bible is the best? how is it different to other bible versions?
If you came here for entertainment, I suggest you go back to the other forum you were trolling. We are not a debate forum. To answer your question about the KJV1611 Bible; it's not "the best" Bible, it's the ONLY True Bible.

Thank you
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 01:36 PM

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I've joined this forum because people claiming to be linked to this landover thing have been interfering with another forum I am part of.
I was curious to see what this was all about.
I highly doubt this. Interfering with another forum is not permitted and organizing forum raids are grounds for instant banning. Do you know who the member is? What's the forum that he's interfering with?


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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 01:44 PM

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I highly doubt this. Interfering with another forum is not permitted and organizing forum raids are grounds for instant banning. Do you know who the member is? What's the forum that he's interfering with?
No, I do not know his name
It's a pagan forum. I just wanted some reassurance he was some lone nutter and it wasnt part of a raid, as you call it. I'm glad to hear you have strict policies, as we do.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 01:45 PM

Who is this 'We' you keep referring to? Some sort of cult?

Are you their leader?

Why won't you answer any other questions we have posed to you? You only ask from us, that is not very polite.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 01:48 PM

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No, I do not know his name
It's a pagan forum. I just wanted some reassurance he was some lone nutter and it wasnt part of a raid, as you call it. I'm glad to hear you have strict policies, as we do.
"nutter". This one is a Brit. Take it to the bank.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 01:50 PM

No, no cult here, just a forum and I am no leader. 'We' refers to the users.

We've had satanists interfering in our discussions with their unwanted filth, in a very organised and concerted fashion. I was worried this was the beginning of something else, luckily you guys seem a lot more rational. I'll put it down as the work of a lone nutter, which has now been blocked.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 01:57 PM

You're being very cryptic. I'll assume that your forum doesn't have mods who are sufficiently adept at handling some troll interloper, otherwise you wouldn't be here asking for help.


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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 02:00 PM

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The introductions forum is for the purpose of introducing yourself. Please do so.

How old are you? Do you get to be a man or do you have to be a woman? Where are you from? What church do you attend?

Please tell us how you came to find Jesus.


Regarding your questions: Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

I hope you will learn how to use your "Shift" key soon. God cares about such details.
I am 36 in the UK and am male.
I do not attend church, nor am I a christian.
I will make an effort to hit the shift key.
Thankyou for your link to your very interesting sermon, it explains well why you think you should follow this bible and not others.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 02:13 PM

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You're being very cryptic. I'll assume that your forum doesn't have mods who are sufficiently adept at handling some troll interloper, otherwise you wouldn't be here asking for help.
cryptic? I dont think so.
I'm not here asking for help, I wanted to check out what the landover thing was as the interloper claims to speak (hatred) in your name.
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Default Re: hello - 06-26-2009, 02:38 PM

Welcame total eclipse to Gods Favorite Forum I'm very Sorry for asking this but does your User name Have anything to with that Santic Book Eclipse?
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Are you a sand negra camel jocky rag head?
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No, do you play the banjo?
No, I do not. If that was a weak Deliverance jab you failed. I'm from North Carolina. Deliverance is set in Georgia. What exactly is your purpose here?
You claim not to be an arab, but you have one as your avatar. Shape up, son, and get Jesus in your life. If you really know anything about that Quran you're so proud of, you'll know that moohamed was nothing more than a power hungry sunni muslim that stepped all over the shiites to get his "prophet mantle".
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No I have never heard of it, what is it about?
Are you a Bonnie Tyler fan?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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