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Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians' -
06-14-2007, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
I sometimes feel ashamed to be a Female.
Women cause so much Genocide in the World.
I mean, how many Women a year have an abortion compared to the number of Men?
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How many men get pregnant?
Perhaps you should ask how many abortions could be prevented if men kept their johnsons inside their jockeys.
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06-14-2007, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
Perhaps you should ask how many abortions could be prevented if men kept their johnsons inside their jockeys.
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Oh! I never realised a "Johnson" was used to perform an Abortion.
I always wondered about that
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians' -
06-14-2007, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
How many men get pregnant?
Perhaps you should ask how many abortions could be prevented if men kept their johnsons inside their jockeys.
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Here we go again. The same old tired song. Every single anti-Male militant feminazi sounds like a broken record: blame the men for female inadequacies and idiotic mistakes.
Remember, God promises you redemption ONLY through child birth, not child murder.
1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians' -
06-15-2007, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
How many men get pregnant?
Perhaps you should ask how many abortions could be prevented if men kept their johnsons inside their jockeys.
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Friend, mass sodomy is never the answer, but especially not when performed on horse-riding midgets! You sicken me, you really do.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians' -
06-16-2007, 05:14 PM
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Oh! I never realised a "Johnson" was used to perform an Abortion.
I always wondered about that
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No dear. Johnson is a euphemism for p*nis, which I used since TC's have such a problem with accurate anatomical nomenclature.
Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-17-2007 at 03:58 AM.
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Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians' -
06-16-2007, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Here we go again. The same old tired song. Every single anti-Male militant feminazi sounds like a broken record: blame the men for female inadequacies and idiotic mistakes.
Remember, God promises you redemption ONLY through child birth, not child murder.
1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
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The fact remains that the man has just as much part in conception as the woman. If he keeps his fly zipped, no pregnancy. No pregnancy, no need for an abortion.
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Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians' -
06-16-2007, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Friend, mass sodomy is never the answer, but especially not when performed on horse-riding midgets! You sicken me, you really do.
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Jockey SHORTS, goober - men's underwear.
In other words, keep his privates in his pants.
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