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40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify -
08-16-2015, 03:45 AM
WARNING!
Mr. Obama, one of the principal candidates for the position of the Anti-Christ, has released his "favorite" songs as a spotafly list. These 40 songs are thus irrevocably stained and corrupted. They have become deeply demonic (many of them were that to begin with). It is recommended that all True Christians™ - especially women and young boys at risk of sodomy - refrain from all contact with these artistically mediocre and Spiritually highly questionable pieces of "music". The list is in two parts. The first one includes the "president's" Summer Playlist for Daytime:
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- Ain’t Too Proud to Beg – The Temptations
- Live It Up – Isley Brothers
- Memories Live – Talib Kweli & Hi Tek
- Tombstone Blues – Bob Dylan
- So Much Trouble in the World – Bob Marley
- Paradise – Coldplay
- Tengo Un Trato (Remix) – Mala Rodriguez
- Wang Dang Doodle – Howlin Wolf
- Another Star – Stevie Wonder
- Hot Fun in the Summertime – Sly & the Family Stone
- Boozophilia – Low Cut Connie
- Wherever Is Your Heart – Brandi Carlile
- Good Day – Nappy Roots
- Green Light – John Legend
- Gimme Shelter – Rolling Stones
- Rock Steady – Aretha Franklin
- Down Down the Deep River – Okkervil River
- Pusher Love Girl – Justin Timberlake
- Shake It Out – Florence + The Machine
- La Salsa La Traigo Yo – Sonora Carruseles
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Well, some of these are self-explanatory: Obama is "not too proud to beg", "he can't live up to expectations", he needs shelter, he's experiencing problems with having a "rock steady state" for conjugal duties, his popularity is "going down and deep". Some are more devious: There are several references to fornication with "temptation", "hot fun" and "pusher love" and it seems Mr. "president" wants to shake out his thingy and do some doodling with his wang dang under the influence of moonshine booze . NOT to mention that some of the songs are in the Cuban language and with the US flag now soiled by its raising on this papist Island, an invasion can be immanent. Beware.
Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Things get worse. Of course they do. There is also the Nighttime Playlist.
Quote:
- My Favorite Things – John Coltrane
- Superpower (feat. Frank Ocean) – Beyoncé
- Moondance – Van Morrison
- Is Your Love Big Enough? – Lianne La Havas
- How Can You Mend a Broken Heart – Al Green
- Red & White & Blue & Gold – Aoife O’Donovan
- Nothing Even Matters – Lauryn Hill
- The Best Is Yet to Come – Frank Sinatra
- You Don’t Know Me – Ray Charles
- I Found My Everything – Mary J Blige
- Help Me – Joni Mitchell
- I’ve Got Dreams to Remember – Otis Redding
- Suzanne – Leonard Cohen
- Feeling Good – Nina Simone
- Stubborn Love – The Lumineers
- Until – Cassandra Wilson
- UMI Says – Mos Def
- The Very Thought of You – Billie Holiday
- Flamenco Sketches – Miles Davis
- Woo – Erykah Badu
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There is the continuation of the desperate mindset with "Help Me"and the omnipotency fantasies of "Superpower". Still, the imagery of fornication persists: Feeling good, Stubborn Love, and the ultimate cry for help: "Is Your Love Big Enough". Seemingly, it isn't, Mr. "president". It is not "rock steady". Again, Cuban music with "Flamingo Sketches". And WE KNOW that actual HELP would be available.
Psalms 40:13
Be pleased, O LORD, to deliver me: O LORD, make haste to help me.
The worst part, however, are the absences.
Nowhere on this list can we see... - The word Jesus. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Jesus?
- The word God. It is missing. Why does Obama hate God?
- The words Holy Spirit. They are missing. Why does Obama hate the Holy Spirit?
- The word Bible. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Bible?
- The word Christian. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Christians?
There is NO condemnation of Sodomy, emancipation of females, etc. Why does Obama want to promote those things with this list? Be vigilant and destroy all files, recordings or sheet music that contain these songs because they can cause your children to fall from Grace!
Job 15:21
A dreadful sound is in his ears: in prosperity the destroyer shall come upon him.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify -
08-16-2015, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
The worst part, however, are the absences.
Nowhere on this list can we see... - The word Jesus. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Jesus?
- The word God. It is missing. Why does Obama hate God?
- The words Holy Spirit. They are missing. Why does Obama hate the Holy Spirit?
- The word Bible. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Bible?
- The word Christian. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Christians?
There is NO condemnation of Sodomy, emancipation of females, etc. Why does Obama want to promote those things with this list? Be vigilant and destroy all files, recordings or sheet music that contain these songs because they can cause your children to fall from Grace!
Job 15:21
A dreadful sound is in his ears: in prosperity the destroyer shall come upon him.
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That "man" would frighten me if it weren't for the fact that I have no fear in my spirit (2 Timothy 1:7). What I do have is a soul that cries out to my Savior, and I recognize His enemies. Obama is a servant of Satan. He cannot hide this fact, for nature herself cannot hold back the Truth.
And Ahaziah fell down through a lattice in his upper chamber that was in Samaria, and was sick:
and he sent messengers, and said unto them, Go, enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron whether I shall recover of this disease.
But the angel of the Lord said to Elijah the Tishbite, Arise, go up to meet the messengers of the king of Samaria, and say unto them,
Is it not because there is not a God in Israel, that ye go to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron?
2 Kings 1:2-3
And they said unto him, There came a man up to meet us, and said unto us, Go, turn again unto the king that sent you, and say unto him,
Thus saith the Lord, Is it not because there is not a God in Israel, that thou sendest to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron?
therefore thou shalt not come down from that bed on which thou art gone up, but shalt surely die.
2 Kings 1:6
And he said unto him, Thus saith the Lord, Forasmuch as thou hast sent messengers to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron,
is it not because there is no God in Israel to enquire of his word?
therefore thou shalt not come down off that bed on which thou art gone up, but shalt surely die.
2 Kings 1:16
"Βεελζεβούβ" "Βεεζεβούλ" "Beelzebub"
Lord of the Flies
aka Satan
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify -
08-16-2015, 10:49 PM
All jungle music I see. Nothing but the devil's favorite.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify -
08-20-2015, 02:27 AM
This is horrid to hear!
I hope you can save your change your president!
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Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify -
08-20-2015, 05:53 PM
What about these songs?
Monkey Man - The Rolling Stones
You Drive Me Ape (You Big Gorilla) - The Dickies
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide, Except For Me & My Monkey – The Beatles
Monkey Gone to Heaven – The Pixies
Fencewalk - Mandrill
Le Gorille - Georges Brassens
Brass Monkey – Beastie Boys
Sleepy Monkey – Widespread Panic
Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz
Shock The Monkey – Peter Gabriel
Tweeter and the Monkey Man – Traveling Wilburys
Theme From King Kong - Love Unlimited Orchestra
Space Monkey - John Prine
The Gorilla - The Ideals
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Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify -
08-21-2015, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
What about these songs?
Monkey Man - The Rolling Stones
You Drive Me Ape (You Big Gorilla) - The Dickies
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide, Except For Me & My Monkey – The Beatles
Monkey Gone to Heaven – The Pixies
Fencewalk - Mandrill
Le Gorille - Georges Brassens
Brass Monkey – Beastie Boys
Sleepy Monkey – Widespread Panic
Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz
Shock The Monkey – Peter Gabriel
Tweeter and the Monkey Man – Traveling Wilburys
Theme From King Kong - Love Unlimited Orchestra
Space Monkey - John Prine
The Gorilla - The Ideals
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Can you please tell me why these are bad?
I need to know how to avoid bad music!
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Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify -
08-21-2015, 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by eggcake
I need to know how to avoid bad music!
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Drown yourself.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify -
08-21-2015, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by eggcake
Can you please tell me why these are bad?
I need to know how to avoid bad music!
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Read the Holy Bible, pervert.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify -
08-21-2015, 06:17 AM
Yes. It is Harsha Shah here. I am not very fond of the songs that Mr. Obama recommends and I am feeling it can be hard to find nice songs that are promoting chastity and telling us how hardship can be overcome. One of my favourites is this one from the film "Lagaan". Yes. It is very good.
Yes. I am hoping you will enjoy it. Yes.
"Ecclesiastes 3:7
A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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