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11-20-2006, 11:12 PM
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I got to admit Darren, meat isn't that bad. But, if that's what you're into, whatever. And Salvo Seeker: whether you're homo or heterosexual depends on your genetics, not where you grew up or who raised you.
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To what schools were these "scholarships". I don't believe it.
Where's your evidence for that dogmatic statement I've highlighted. Is it proven?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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11-20-2006, 11:19 PM
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To what schools were these "scholarships". I don't believe it.
Where's your evidence for that dogmatic statement I've highlighted. Is it proven?
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I haven't studied it. But as far as I've heard, scientists know that it's in your genetics. Also the fact that, no matter how hard someone tries, you can't stop being gay. People have tried and failed. Christians have commited suicide over the fact that they're gay because you discriminate against them so much. They think they're worthless because of what you said, so they end their lives in misery. Maybe you should apologize to them.
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11-20-2006, 11:22 PM
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I haven't studied it.
Then shut up and butt out.
But as far as I've heard, scientists know that it's in your genetics.
As far as YOU have heard, GOD is a myth. Which proves that you don''t know anything.
Also the fact that, no matter how hard someone tries, you can't stop being gay. People have tried and failed. Christians have commited suicide over the fact that they're gay because you discriminate against them so much. They think they're worthless because of what you said, so they end their lives in misery. Maybe you should apologize to them.
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They are better off dead. Homerism is an abomination unto the LORD.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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11-20-2006, 11:24 PM
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They are better off dead. Homerism is an abomination unto the LORD.
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You haven't studied genetics either so how would you know? I can't wait until your church gets shut down.
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11-20-2006, 11:34 PM
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I haven't studied it. But as far as I've heard, scientists know that it's in your genetics. Also the fact that, no matter how hard someone tries, you can't stop being gay. People have tried and failed. Christians have commited suicide over the fact that they're gay because you discriminate against them so much. They think they're worthless because of what you said, so they end their lives in misery. Maybe you should apologize to them.
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So now you admit that you are spouting off about things you know nothing about. Your "knowledge" is based on some half-baked notion gleaned from liebral spin doctors working for satan.
There is plenty of help, PROVEN help, that will cure anyone of homerism. The Ladies of Landover have an excellent site offering advice on what to do with your sodomite child. And of course there is always the Ex-Gay Ministry, which has helped countless millions of former perverts to accept Jesus and give up their disgusting ways.
In the future, inform yourself before spewing your hatred of Jesus. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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11-20-2006, 11:41 PM
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So now you admit that you are spouting off about things you know nothing about. Your "knowledge" is based on some half-baked notion gleaned from liebral spin doctors working for satan.
There is plenty of help, PROVEN help, that will cure anyone of homerism. The Ladies of Landover have an excellent site offering advice on what to do with your sodomite child. And of course there is always the Ex-Gay Ministry, which has helped countless millions of former perverts to accept Jesus and give up their disgusting ways.
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Sure...if the bible said the other way around and you would be persecuted for being straight, do you think you could become gay?
Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. Mathew 7:1-2
You're contradicting yourself by judging others.
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11-20-2006, 11:46 PM
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You're contradicting yourself by judging others.
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Leviticus 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1 Corinthians 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
1 Corinthians 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
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11-21-2006, 12:09 AM
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Sure...if the bible said the other way around and you would be persecuted for being straight, do you think you could become gay?
Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. Mathew 7:1-2
You're contradicting yourself by judging others.
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We are perfectly happy to judge and be judged, because there is nothing wrong with our behaviour! For instance, if we see a disgusting sodomite commiting unspeakable acts of buggery with another man, we are perfectly free to judge him as the Bible commands and conclude that he is a homo fag who God hates. If said sodomite then wishes to judge us by the standards we use, and conclude that we are a glorious community of loving heterosexual Christians who deserve the respect and admiration of all right-thinking people, then we have absolutely no problem with that whatsoever.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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11-21-2006, 11:36 PM
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We are perfectly happy to judge and be judged, because there is nothing wrong with our behaviour! For instance, if we see a disgusting sodomite commiting unspeakable acts of buggery with another man, we are perfectly free to judge him as the Bible commands and conclude that he is a homo fag who God hates. If said sodomite then wishes to judge us by the standards we use, and conclude that we are a glorious community of loving heterosexual Christians who deserve the respect and admiration of all right-thinking people, then we have absolutely no problem with that whatsoever.
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You do know that your persecution will lead to sought out vengeance, right? Eventually, you're going to kill someone, and their loved ones are going to retaliate. Persecution leads to death and misery. Every time you hurt someone or take a life away, you're just making the world worse.
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11-21-2006, 11:45 PM
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You do know that your persecution will lead to sought out vengeance, right? Eventually, you're going to kill someone, and their loved ones are going to retaliate. Persecution leads to death and misery. Every time you hurt someone or take a life away, you're just making the world worse.
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You're changing the subject. The point is that I'm happy to be judged by the same standards with which I judge others. Your death threats serve only to cloud the issue. I am perfectly aware that I may be persecuted for my beliefs, this is how I know that Jesus loves me.
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Hi, all. -
11-21-2006, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by hellion
Sure...if the bible said the other way around and you would be persecuted for being straight, do you think you could become gay?
Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. Mathew 7:1-2
You're contradicting yourself by judging others.
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We are told to judge -- see Pastor Pistle's post. The scripture you quote is one of the most misunderstood in the Bible. What it says is that you should not judge unless you are a fair judge and prepared to be judged to the same standards that you youself use. If you judge righteously, there will be no problem; if you judge unrighteously, you will pay.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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11-21-2006, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by hellion
I haven't studied it. But as far as I've heard, scientists know that it's in your genetics. Also the fact that, no matter how hard someone tries, you can't stop being gay. People have tried and failed. Christians have commited suicide over the fact that they're gay because you discriminate against them so much. They think they're worthless because of what you said, so they end their lives in misery. Maybe you should apologize to them.
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No, not even from the point of view of secular scientists is it "known" that it is in your genetics. Some suspect a genetic component to it, but I don't think any say that it is proven. Studies with identical twins show that if one twin is gay, there is a 55% (higher than normal) likelihood that the other will be too. But identical twins always share a certain amount of enviromental similarities, even when separated at birth. And since their genetics are identical why isn't it 100%?
And there are many bisexual people who are are hard to categorise either way and many homers who say that for them it is simply a matter of choice. I have met many deplorable sinners of this sort myself in my ministery around certain hives of licentiousness and evil where my missionary work in New Zealand takes me to minister. In a so-called lezbeanic bar not far from where I live for example. They all went both ways at the drop of a hat.
Then there are all the "straight" people who become vile homers in jail or in the navy or in other circumstances when secular fools describe it as "situational homerism".
But it is simply a sin. Pure and simply homerism is a sin; an abominal sin. Your attempts to deny this are of Satan.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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11-27-2006, 02:33 AM
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You're changing the subject. The point is that I'm happy to be judged by the same standards with which I judge others. Your death threats serve only to cloud the issue. I am perfectly aware that I may be persecuted for my beliefs, this is how I know that Jesus loves me.
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
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'I know Jesus loves me because he sent an angry mob of POd villagers to burn me alive after they castrate me!' Yeah sure...jesus loves you so much...
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11-27-2006, 04:26 AM
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'I know Jesus loves me because he sent an angry mob of POd villagers to burn me alive after they castrate me!' Yeah sure...jesus loves you so much...
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But he will go to heaven, you fool, and live in bliss for all eternity. The villagers will be burnt alive for all of eternity. Sometimes I wonder if you are educable at all.
According to your profile you are 30 years old... a 30-year-old female virgin?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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11-27-2006, 06:24 AM
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But he will go to heaven, you fool, and live in bliss for all eternity. The villagers will be burnt alive for all of eternity. Sometimes I wonder if you are educable at all.
According to your profile you are 30 years old... a 30-year-old female virgin?
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She is about fifteen.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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11-27-2006, 10:25 PM
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OH MY GOD....they're veggies??? Oh wow, I love animals and all, but I couldn't give up a nice big ole steak. Yum. Only thing is I can't kill the animal, see it dead/suffer, or be anywhere near the butchering. I love seafood, but can't stand the sight of them suffocating or whatnot. I'm wierd.
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11-28-2006, 12:31 AM
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But he will go to heaven, you fool, and live in bliss for all eternity. The villagers will be burnt alive for all of eternity. Sometimes I wonder if you are educable at all.
According to your profile you are 30 years old... a 30-year-old female virgin?
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Haha. I lied. I lie a lot. I'm not 30. If jesus really loved him, then he wouldn't let that happen to him.
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11-28-2006, 01:12 AM
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Haha. I lied. I lie a lot. I'm not 30. If jesus really loved him, then he wouldn't let that happen to him.
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Jesus shows His Love in odd ways. Look what happened to Job. It's what happens in the afterlife that matters, and besides, this place is called the Vale of Tears for a reason.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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11-28-2006, 03:39 AM
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Haha. I lied. I lie a lot. I'm not 30. If jesus really loved him, then he wouldn't let that happen to him.
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I agree with your first three sentences. Now tell us again that you know nothing at all about the "Satan" and "Belial" IDs being used on the forum. You are definitely Belial, but Satan seems a bit too literate and intelligent to be you.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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11-28-2006, 03:54 AM
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Haha. I lied. I lie a lot. I'm not 30. If jesus really loved him, then he wouldn't let that happen to him.
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You sound more like you are about 14 or 15 than 30.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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