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Default Which sports are approved for True Christians? - 05-31-2015, 06:55 PM

I have searched the site to the best of my abilities, but I have found no sermons or postulation to help me in this matter.

Firstly, please be assured that in no way am I suggesting that I have earned the right to think of myself as a True Christian yet - I know only too well that I may never reach that wonderful goal - but I am striving every day to learn and put myself in God’s grace. I hope that if I take the right path in everything I do, one day I too will be saved.

Therefore, I would beseech my betters to guide me as to the use of my time when I need to temporarily lay my KJV down in order to allow my brain to fully absorb its lessons.

Obviously hunting and fishing are honourable pursuits for all men;

Mark 1:17 And Jesus said unto them, Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.

Jeremiah 16:16 Behold, I will send for many fishers, saith the LORD, and they shall fish them; and after will I send for many hunters, and they shall hunt them from every mountain, and from every hill, and out of the holes of the rocks.

I had thought that gardening would also be a godly use of my time and the bible would support that option;

Jeremiah 29:5 Build ye houses, and dwell in them; and plant gardens, and eat the fruit of them

However, I was recently in B&Q (a UK store similar to the Home Depot in the USA) buying some new pots and cutlery as a present for my wife’s birthday, when I noticed two “gardeners” enter the store and walk straight to the flower section of the garden centre, without even the slightest glance at the power tools or the sit-on lawnmowers as they passed them. I decided right there and then that gardening, was not a pastime for me!

Football (the sport played using your feet) is ubiquitous in the UK. It has its attractions, but I’m not sure that it would have God’s approval given that papist Brazil is very good at it, and it’s leader is a corrupt Swiss with a very dubious name.

The sport I’m most interested in receiving guidance about is golf. Many (self professed, I admit) Christians play golf. You may have heard of some of the more successful players like Bubba Watson, Matt Kuchar, Zach Johnson and Hunter Mahan.

I like golf, it’s played widely in Scotland (the home of golf) and I seem to have developed something of a proficiency in its execution.

Given the above, do you think I would have God’s blessing to continue in this pursuit?


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Default Re: Which sports are approved for True Christians? - 06-01-2015, 01:35 AM

You probably don't know this since you live in a Godless country but in America we have a sport called Baseball. In this sport, you are encouraged to hit homers with bats so surely Jesus would approve!


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Default Re: Which sports are approved for True Christians? - 06-01-2015, 10:25 AM

True Christians™ would never play soccer (or football, as you call it). The reason that the catlicks like it so much is that it's a game for fags.



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Default Re: Which sports are approved for True Christians? - 06-01-2015, 11:31 AM

Baseball and American Football (aka real football). Baseball is America's National Pastime and is therefore a symbol of God's Favorite Nation. Football is an incredibly manly sport that requires a good amount of toughness. Football is also the sport of the Godly Tim Tebow (I think someone signed him recently, but don't quote me on that).

Oh, and NASCAR. There's always a prayer before the race. Unfortunately, the sport seems to have gone slightly downhill since Danica Patrick was allowed to race.


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Bible Re: Which sports are approved for True Christians? - 06-01-2015, 12:01 PM

Wrestling!
Genesis 32:24
And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.


It is also good practice when it comes to temptations and other Satanic phenomena that we have to fight against!
Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
It is also something for women to contemplate:
Genesis 30:8
And Rachel said, With great wrestlings have I wrestled with my sister, and I have prevailed: and she called his name Naphtali.
A Manly sport with no sodomistic subtext. Highly recommended!




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Default Re: Which sports are approved for True Christians? - 06-03-2015, 01:43 AM

Dog fighting and bear baiting are Godly Christian sports.
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Default Re: Which sports are approved for True Christians? - 06-03-2015, 11:28 AM

Shooting.



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Default Re: Which sports are approved for True Christians? - 06-04-2015, 05:53 AM

The Godly and rousing game of "Smear the Queer" is a manly activity that should be elevated to America's national sport, but riot batons & real live queers should be used, instead of proxies. Go Team Jesus!
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Default Re: Which sports are approved for True Christians? - 06-05-2015, 10:13 AM

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Football is an incredibly manly sport that requires a good amount of toughness. Football is also the sport of the Godly Tim Tebow (I think someone signed him recently, but don't quote me on that).
Thank you for the reassurance.

I had my doubts.



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