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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 09:36 AM

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At the moment, none. In a few centuries, I do not know, I am no painting expert, but I would say in the next twohunderd years at least one restauration.
But we are straining away from the topic at hand here.
Indeed friend. Thinking that God's own words can be updated is beyond discussion: they can't.

Back to the Swedish homers... it's clear that the authorities are doing a major cover up of the facts. The mooselimb now somehow would be a Dutch citizen with the name "Karst Tates". Let me tell you: that's not a real name. That doesn't even sound remotely credible. Dutch people are called "Naaktgeboren" or "Suikerbuik" or "Peters", but not Tates.

They are just scared about racial tension. Sure, let's give in to those sand dwellers.


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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 09:59 AM

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Indeed friend. Thinking that God's own words can be updated is beyond discussion: they can't.

Back to the Swedish homers... it's clear that the authorities are doing a major cover up of the facts. The mooselimb now somehow would be a Dutch citizen with the name "Karst Tates". Let me tell you: that's not a real name. That doesn't even sound remotely credible. Dutch people are called "Naaktgeboren" or "Suikerbuik" or "Peters", but not Tates.

They are just scared about racial tension. Sure, let's give in to those sand dwellers.
Words written by people can however.

Ahum: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0851227/
Chris Tates, a dutch actor. Well look at that, his name is Tates too. It is not a real common name, I give you that, but it is out there. And I have yet to meet a person that actually has the surname Suikerbuik.
Besides, the pictures do not lie. From moments after the asssault it was clear that the guy was in fact caucasian.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 11:47 AM

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In that text I see no statement of God himself that he is responisble for this action (or indeed any other action). What happened on that day was a combination of machinal and human error.
Furthermore, for a punishment to be effective, one should punish not too long after the act of a person. Besides that, the punishment should fit the crime and leave a way open for people to learn from it and change their behaviour. Otherwise, the punishment is not really effective.
Dear friend:

How much of the Bible have you read? As for God's responsibility, He says the following:

Amos 3:6: Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done [it]?

As for punishment, the mere fact of eternal hell blows your entire argument out of the water.


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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 05:26 PM

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In that text I see no statement of God himself that he is responisble for this action (or indeed any other action). What happened on that day was a combination of machinal and human error.
Furthermore, for a punishment to be effective, one should punish not too long after the act of a person. Besides that, the punishment should fit the crime and leave a way open for people to learn from it and change their behaviour. Otherwise, the punishment is not really effective.
What do you think, you can mock God and get away with it? He's in control of everything. If He didn't want that car to crash, He would have stopped it. Do you think you are going to outsmart us, Jesus is on our side. Do you think you are going to make us change our minds, and that we will just stop replying to you? We'll always reply, because the Word of God endure forever!

So Michiel, come to terms that God hates you and your country. Stop following it's evil ways of drugs, homosexuality, and abortion. Rather than spending your time on the internet, posting silly blogs or whatever it is you do, PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS!
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 11:14 PM

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Dear friend:

How much of the Bible have you read? As for God's responsibility, He says the following:

Amos 3:6: Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done [it]?

As for punishment, the mere fact of eternal hell blows your entire argument out of the water.
You speak of fact. Facts can be proven. So do your best to prove to me that eternal hell exists.

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What do you think, you can mock God and get away with it? He's in control of everything. If He didn't want that car to crash, He would have stopped it. Do you think you are going to outsmart us, Jesus is on our side. Do you think you are going to make us change our minds, and that we will just stop replying to you? We'll always reply, because the Word of God endure forever!

So Michiel, come to terms that God hates you and your country. Stop following it's evil ways of drugs, homosexuality, and abortion. Rather than spending your time on the internet, posting silly blogs or whatever it is you do, PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS!
Forgiveness for what? For some image that you guys have of the big man in the sky? Listen up, you cannot convince me that the god that you worship actually exists and is real. For me, a god should be like a parent: when they see their child doing something wrong, they should gently help them back to the right path. You are not gently when you crash a car into people.
As for spending my time on the internet: You guys insulted me and my hometown when you posted this topic with your disgusting comments. Furthermore, you were really bad at providing the right facts of the story. To me, that does not make you real credible people, so excuse me for not believing the jibberish that you talk.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 11:37 PM

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You speak of fact. Facts can be proven. So do your best to prove to me that eternal hell exists.
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/hellreal.htm OK Sinner?
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Listen up, you cannot convince me that the god that you worship actually exists and is real.
You say that because you live in a near communist state that gives you welfare, drugs, tulips, windmills and prostitutes from the cradle to the grave. Your idiot Queen Bertha does nothing to help you get to heaven. Since childhood, you have been denied the Wisdom of God – we have a long way to go to help you, but we True Christians™ do not give up easily.
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I can understand that – did your parents leave you at the police station when they found you were a little atheist?
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You guys insulted me and my hometown when you posted this topic with your disgusting comments.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 12:04 AM

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Nope, sorry. You use scriptures from a book that has not been proven to hold the truth. You think it does, but thinking does not make something true.
Besides, the best way to prove something is by using an unbiased source. You are not.

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Cool, lets see who has the longest breath I'll be like that pesky fly that zooms when you lie in bed, keeping you out of your sleep, but when you search, you cannot find me.

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I can understand that – did your parents leave you at the police station when they found you were a little atheist?
Nope, my parents love me and I think they did a pretty good job raising me (and seeing as I have some knowledge in developmental psychology, I think that says a lot).
By the way, I said a parent, not my parent. It's a metaphor actually, have your parents learned you what that is?

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Pride is not a pleasant thing and the Word of God is not always easy to accept.
You basicly jump up and down, because people died and others are in pain (both only physically but also emotionally). People who you do not know anything about, but you still judge them. You do it only a few hours after the actual assault. What has that to do with pride? (that is a rhetorical question, and the answer is nothing at all Thought I help you guys just a little).
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 12:07 AM

So, what do you think was the cause of the disaster? Drugs?


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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 12:11 AM

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So, what do you think was the cause of the disaster? Drugs?
A combination of a stressed man, problems (psychological, but also losing your job, wife and things like that), depression, seeing no way out, lost morals and an oppurtunity. But the investigation is still going on. Unfortunally, the suspect cannot tell us anymore.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 12:17 AM

Once again, this is not a debate forum. Please read THIS thread.

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This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him.

Luke 6:22 tells us that because we preach the True doctrine of Jesus, men shall hate us and call us evil. So naturally, we expect that folks will get their feathers ruffled by some of the things they have to say, and they will come on here to argue with us. Perhaps we have said something that upset you. Maybe it was something I said. If so, then I am sorry that you are upset, but I do not apologize for what I have said. My words and thoughts come from the Holy Scriptures. I didn't write the Bible -- God did. So if my words upset you, then you don't have a problem with me -- you have a problem with God.

We tend to get two types of dissenters here. Some are calm and reasonable folks who are capable of rational discussion. I personally enjoy discussing religious topics with this sort of person. Others, however, are angry trolls who are just here to flame us. If you are here to flame us, please read this first.
We know that the Bible is the ultimate "unbiased source" for everything under the sun. "The proof is in the pudding," as you unsaved eurotrash scum like to say. You can't prove otherwise.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 01:29 AM

Prove that hell doesn't exist. Unsaved trash speak of the "fact" that hell doesn't exist, and facts can be proved, right?


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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 01:33 AM

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Nope, sorry. You use scriptures from a book that has not been proven to hold the truth. You think it does, but thinking does not make something true.
Well, I admit you have caught me there. God prohibits talking to people who are dead, so I can’t ask them. But Jesus did go somewhere in the 3 days he was temporarily dead – that place was Hell. So we know there must be a Hell!
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Besides, the best way to prove something is by using an unbiased source. You are not.
Now that is stupid. Even a vile atheist like you would look at a science book if you wanted to know about something scientific, yet you say I cannot look at the Bible to teach you about God!!! Sir, you are an idiot and just because you are a foreigner and not American is no excuse!
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You basically jump up and down, because people died and others are in pain (both only physically but also emotionally). People who you do not know anything about, but you still judge them. You do it only a few hours after the actual assault.
Son, 10 times that many people get bitten by snakes each day and I didn’t hear you saying anything about them.


God calls people to Heaven or Hell when and how he pleases. He may kill them with swords, by opening the earth, by having them eaten by bears, by drowning, plague, or being given as human sacrifices, etc., etc., (He is very imaginative) and you think that I should cry a river because 2 or three died (none of the American) in a car crash? Get a grip of yourself!

Now, which Bible verse do you like best? (Don’t choose anything from John – everyone does that.)





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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 02:33 AM

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A combination of a stressed man, problems (psychological, but also losing your job, wife and things like that), depression, seeing no way out, lost morals and an oppurtunity. But the investigation is still going on. Unfortunally, the suspect cannot tell us anymore.
In other words: a crack junk that lost his grip on reality.
And now it appears he died on a overdose!
Did you know he smoked cannabis? They found traces in his blood!
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 02:39 AM

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In other words: a crack junk that lost his grip on reality.
And now it appears he died on a overdose!
Did you know he smoked cannabis? They found traces in his blood!
All those Swedes are high on narcotics. Probably their "queen" too.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 02:44 AM

Well, we know that there are some queens over there who are high right now.


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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 02:53 AM

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All those Swedes are high on narcotics. Probably their "queen" too.
Undoubtably, Pastor Ezekiel!
Her haircut shows she must have cut it all by herself in a very weird way. Probably when she got all paranoid from the drugs.

She certainly has red eyes, like all those hippies, and looks like a "stoner" in this picture I borrowed from a newspaper in Sweden: (De Volkskrant)


That freaky smile...
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 02:55 AM

Now you guys are just being mean. She looks like a nice old lady. She's probably rich, too.


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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 03:01 AM

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Now you guys are just being mean. She looks like a nice old lady. She's probably rich, too.
It's not like I condemn her for her appearance, sorry if it seems that way. It's just something I noticed.

But yes, rich she is. I wonder if it is income from tax money or drug dealing on a large scale though...
It keeps making me wonder about that when I look at the ammount of drug users in Europe.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 03:11 AM

Aren't all those drug dens taxed? That must be some big money.


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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-03-2009, 08:54 AM

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Once again, this is not a debate forum. Please read THIS thread.



We know that the Bible is the ultimate "unbiased source" for everything under the sun. "The proof is in the pudding," as you unsaved eurotrash scum like to say. You can't prove otherwise.
Wow, I found a post where I agree with you. Or at least the final sentence. You cannot prove that what the bible says is true, other that believing in it. And that is what makes the difference between you and me.

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Prove that hell doesn't exist. Unsaved trash speak of the "fact" that hell doesn't exist, and facts can be proved, right?
Other than the fact that it has nowhere been mentioned other than in a book, and that there are no records of such place anywhere?

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Well, I admit you have caught me there. God prohibits talking to people who are dead, so I can’t ask them. But Jesus did go somewhere in the 3 days he was temporarily dead – that place was Hell. So we know there must be a Hell!
If even Jesus went to hell, there is no hope for all other people .

Now that is stupid. Even a vile atheist like you would look at a science book if you wanted to know about something scientific, yet you say I cannot look at the Bible to teach you about God!!!
Sir, you are an idiot and just because you are a foreigner and not American is no excuse!
I would look it in yes, but that does not mean that what it says is true. The only difference between a science book and the bible is that studies actually describe how to replicate findings, so that people can see for their own eyes that it is true, if they wanted.

Son, 10 times that many people get bitten by snakes each day and I didn’t hear you saying anything about them.
God calls people to Heaven or Hell when and how he pleases. He may kill them with swords, by opening the earth, by having them eaten by bears, by drowning, plague, or being given as human sacrifices, etc., etc., (He is very imaginative) and you think that I should cry a river because 2 or three died (none of the American) in a car crash? Get a grip of yourself!
Exactly, you did not hear me about those people. While it is sad that those people died, I did not say anything about it. However, you did say anything: You said they deserved it, and actually enjoyed this happening.
So do not tell me that I am insensitive!

Now, which Bible verse do you like best? (Don’t choose anything from John – everyone does that.)
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In other words: a crack junk that lost his grip on reality.
And now it appears he died on a overdose!
Did you know he smoked cannabis? They found traces in his blood!
Get your facts straight. He died of braindamage due to the crash into 2 gates and the monument.
Yes there were traces in his blood. However, those stay in his blood for a couple of weeks, so it does not mean he was under influence of it.

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All those Swedes are high on narcotics. Probably their "queen" too.
I would not know about Sweden, but in the Netherlands not everyone is on drugs.
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