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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-24-2008, 11:58 PM

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I just find it too cookie-cutter-like. No one is an individual and no one really stands out. Preps just all look the same.
Riiiight...As opposed to goth scum, who all look like walking zombies.


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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-25-2008, 06:42 AM

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I just find it too cookie-cutter-like. No one is an individual and no one really stands out. Preps just all look the same.
Preps. Preps? Hmm. So I assume you are one of these cutting edge Goths then? This new and very 21st century movement of misunderstood youth?

This movement that started before you were even born! Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound to an actual adult? You might as well call yourself a Flapper! Or a Zoot Suiter! You think Goths are outsiders? They have a national chain of stores (Hot Topic) where they can all buy their "unique" and "original" gear! Bauhaus released "Bela Lugosi's Dead", arguably the seminal goth anthem, in 1979. 1979! Again, almost 30 years ago! Look at you go, you rebels!

You even define who you are NOT by a group that is equally antiquated, and even more made up! Preppies? Welcome to 1980 old bean! Almost 30 years ago. And it was a JOKE then! A satirical book about people that didn't exist! The term was invented by the authors of "The Official Preppy Handbook". It was a joke!

If you are going to go back in time to find a trend to follow, try going all the way back, to the Bible! To the original rebel, Jesus Christ! They hung him on a cross and let him bleed to death, that's pretty goth, don't you think?

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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-25-2008, 12:49 PM

So, because of goths and fags god sent killer to Finland?Like "god hate fags", idiots tells?(and yes,our "God" is written god)
I´m not gays but I dont hate them, everyone can be what they are.Even you.Thats in here sane peoples world.
I hope that you guys some day wake up and realise that it would be nice to live REAL life, but its too late then...

If we got shooter because of gays, I´m happy that u got people like u because most of your moms are sisters of your dad.Which is better?

Have a nice day..

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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-25-2008, 09:20 PM

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Preps. Preps? Hmm. So I assume you are one of these cutting edge Goths then? This new and very 21st century movement of misunderstood youth?

This movement that started before you were even born! Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound to an actual adult? You might as well call yourself a Flapper! Or a Zoot Suiter! You think Goths are outsiders? They have a national chain of stores (Hot Topic) where they can all buy their "unique" and "original" gear! Bauhaus released "Bela Lugosi's Dead", arguably the seminal goth anthem, in 1979. 1979! Again, almost 30 years ago! Look at you go, you rebels!

You even define who you are NOT by a group that is equally antiquated, and even more made up! Preppies? Welcome to 1980 old bean! Almost 30 years ago. And it was a JOKE then! A satirical book about people that didn't exist! The term was invented by the authors of "The Official Preppy Handbook". It was a joke!

If you are going to go back in time to find a trend to follow, try going all the way back, to the Bible! To the original rebel, Jesus Christ! They hung him on a cross and let him bleed to death, that's pretty goth, don't you think?

It sure isn't preppy!
A "preppy" is someone who is happy all the time with no problems and less than half a brain. At least a goth will look at what's real and react to it. We're smarter than you think.
Not all of us look like zombies Pastor. What you have been exposed to is the stereotype of what people think goth is. You need to meet and talk to real goths, that includes listening to and actually processing what they say.
Goth itself is not evil, some humans make it seem that way. Most goths look at the lifestyle as a saving grace. Its ideals have saved many from suicide. Just because something looks different to you does not mean that it is inherently evil. An animal is different from you but that does not make it evil.


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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-25-2008, 09:23 PM

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A "preppy" is someone who is happy all the time with no problems and less than half a brain. At least a goth will look at what's real and react to it. We're smarter than you think.
Not all of us look like zombies Pastor. What you have been exposed to is the stereotype of what people think goth is. You need to meet and talk to real goths, that includes listening to and actually processing what they say.
Goth itself is not evil, some humans make it seem that way. Most goths look at the lifestyle as a saving grace. Its ideals have saved many from suicide. Just because something looks different to you does not mean that it is inherently evil. An animal is different from you but that does not make it evil.

You expect us to get close and actually talk to them. Are you crazy, do you want us all to get the AIDs?


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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-25-2008, 09:23 PM

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A "preppy" is someone who is happy all the time with no problems and less than half a brain. At least a goth will look at what's real and react to it. We're smarter than you think.
Not all of us look like zombies Pastor. What you have been exposed to is the stereotype of what people think goth is. You need to meet and talk to real goths, that includes listening to and actually processing what they say.
Goth itself is not evil, some humans make it seem that way. Most goths look at the lifestyle as a saving grace. Its ideals have saved many from suicide. Just because something looks different to you does not mean that it is inherently evil. An animal is different from you but that does not make it evil.
By the way, Mr. Portway, I am not goth to be a rebel or make a statement. I am goth because it matches what I feel comfortable with, and that is the only reason you should do anything, because you're comfortable with it.


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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-25-2008, 09:29 PM

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[...]and that is the only reason you should do anything, because you're comfortable with it.
Well, that is very good! I suppose that Matti Saari felt really good and therefore did it.

You see, your logic shows why goths are evil and dangerous.

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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-25-2008, 09:39 PM

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A "preppy" is someone who is happy all the time with no problems and less than half a brain.
Wrong! A Preppy is someone who went to a prep school. Prep school is short for preparatory school, which is a private secondary school. Open a dictionary, you stupid goth!

preparatory school n.
1. A usually private secondary school that prepares students for college.

But you go on using your made-up definitions. They make it easier for tards like you to pigeon hole people. You're a bigot!

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. . . the stereotype of what people think goth is . . . Just because something looks different to you does not mean that it is inherently evil.
Exactly! You show your prejudice about these "Preppies" and you don't even know where the word comes from! You rail against people stereotyping about goths and then you do the most ignorant stereotyping I've ever heard about people who are doing nothing but trying to better themselves by getting ready for college!

And I noticed no response from the baby goth about where his "movement" came from! Goths are about a relevant today as hippies!




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The only reason that these goths hate the preppies is because their parents actually care about them and the school they go to and their future success, unlike the parents of goths who just let their children 'do what they want to do' and let them destroy their futures by getting tattoos and walking around looking like zombies.


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By the way, Mr. Portway, I am not goth to be a rebel or make a statement. I am goth because it matches what I feel comfortable with, and that is the only reason you should do anything, because you're comfortable with it.
You`re a scummy goth for the same reason the rest of them are; You worship satan and want to dress like a zombie to glorify in death and rot.

I can`t wait to see you bobbing up and down in hell in a sea of scalding hot bile for all eternity.


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The latest news update says at least 9 are dead (probably Finnish queers), and the goth shooter tried to kill himself but failed (as usual) and is in the hospital.

An interesting but not unrelated side note is that trolls (nordic demons) come from Finland. Take a look at a group of goth scum trolls at work below if you dare.


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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-26-2008, 09:22 PM



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Children Of Bodom - In Your Face



GO!

Conflict and terror hear that noise.
You're on the edge of a nerve-racking force.
But, oh, my god, heres the fight.
Never siege, never riot, must defy.

One look at me, what do you see?
Another trophy, a living piffleing dead beat
Close your eyes, they discriminate
Your soft.. no time to waste

Disciminate Abnormality
Careful what you call reality.
But you will always want
It as the day that you should die!

I don't give a flying piffle motherpiffleer!
I don't give a flying piffle motherpiffleer!
I don't give a flying!
I don't give a flying,
I don't give a flying piffle!

I'll never wait for another pain of death!
With the bullet in my gun and don't piffle over my shit!
Can you hold my crazy as I go?
So piffle hypocrisy and piffle you too!

INCOMING!

[Chorus 1:]
Say one, more word, I double dare you (bring it on)
It's my world, you're in it, it'll take you down in a minute
You can alter your look, diversify your race.
But the truth seems like a bitch slap in your face!

When you look at me, what do you see?
Another trophy, a living piffleing dead beat
Close your eyes, they discriminate
You're soft but it's no time to waste!

Insanity and Abnormality
Careful what you call reality
But you will always want,
It as the day you should die!

i don't give a flying piffle motherpiffleer!
I don't give a flying piffle motherpiffleer!
I don't give a flying!
I don't give a flying,
I don't give a flying piffle!

INCOMING!

[Chorus 2:]
Say one, more word, I double dare you (bring it on)
It's my world, you're in it, it'll take you down in a minute
You can alter your look, diversify your race.
But the truth seems like a bitch slap in your face!

INCOMING!
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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-26-2008, 09:24 PM

I can't believe what I'm reading. At first I thought that this must be somekind of a joke but you people really are serious? You, adult, all grown men and women? ...

It really bothers me that you say that Saari was a goth and his victims were queers and it serves them right? Saari was very, very sane compaired to you "TrueChristians" who blaspheme the friendly, sane nature of christians.
And of course, you guys don't seem to have any idea about gothic music, gothic dresscode, gothic anything.. just blindly blaming everything on metal music, on goths, on faggots.. Heh, you people sure are dumb

I wonder when one (or more) of you lunatics pull out a gun in a crowded place and kill innocent bystanders IN THE NAME OF GOD'S WRATH?

And before some of you mentally unsteady people say that "YOU'RE A GOTH" etc .. Sorry to dissapoint you, I'm not a faggot nor a gothic.

You people are dangerous. There should be laws against your brainwashing cult (which, btw, seems to be controlled by Satan, not by 'god'.)

Greetings from Finland,
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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-26-2008, 09:27 PM

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You need not have bothered with the words, I am unlikely to be singing along with it...





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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-26-2008, 09:28 PM

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[...]There should be laws against your brainwashing cult (which, btw, seems to be controlled by Satan, not by 'god'.)

Greetings from Finland,
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Would it not be better to have laws against goths than against God?





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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-26-2008, 09:32 PM

sing along with this one self righteous motherpifflea






9 voices within me are tearing me apart
9 sickening ones bursting out
To open the gateway they must speak with the same tongue
Ancient elements are waiting for the moment
When the stars are allied and the eye will open
Behold the great gathering, when the sun eclipses behind
Black leather wings and the 9 become 1
The search is reaching it's final climax

I got the key beneath my skin
To open the gateway of sin
Of sin
I got the key beneath my skin
To open the gateway of sin
Of sin

Dance through the shadow and the flame
Awaken from the everfrost of time
The one spreads its wings
The vortex opens, it calls to it's embrace
The world stops turning as time loses its meaning
The moment is at hand
One by one the predators of apocalypse gather within me

I got the key beneath my skin
To open the gateway of sin
Of sin
I got the key beneath my skin
To open the gateway of sin
Of sin

Behold, the marks on your skin
Show you the way towards the flames
I wait as the sun eclipses behind black leather wings
9 voices are now in harmony

I got the key beneath my skin
To open the gateway of sin
Of sin
I got the key beneath my skin
To open the gateway of sin
Of sin

Finland FTW!
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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-26-2008, 09:49 PM

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Would it not be better to have laws against goths than against God?

Okay, first of all, Matti Saari wasn't a GOTH.
And tell me, is every murder, every killing etc done by a goth? What's your obsession against goths? Is it in your religion to automatically blame everything on goths? It seems like you have been fed with this anti-goth thing since you were babies to make sure that you really hate goths all your life? Forget about the "goths kill and goths this and this"..
For your knowledge, 99% of every metal music listener is a normal (don't know what you think of normal, I don't see you people as normal), social and friendly. Of course there are crazy people in that genre too, as in every genre. YES, even in you religious fellaws. Try to understand that and not blame a single, very rare incidents on a whole group of people.
I'm not shouting to EVERY religious people, just towards you TrueChristians. I have many christian friends and even they don't give any support towards your acts and incults towards the families who just lost their child in this shooting accident.
What if this happened to you? This was a really sad day to us in Finland and you people call the victims queers. God must be really proud about your work. You drive me into rage.
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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-26-2008, 09:55 PM

Im just trying to edumicate (and yes I know intentionally misspelled) them on the good of Finn/Swede/Norwegian Metal... it is my God lol
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Default Re: School Killing - Finland celebrates anniversary - 09-26-2008, 09:57 PM

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Okay, first of all, Matti Saari wasn't a GOTH.
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We have seen enough to be satisfied that he was - you should read the thread.
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Exactly! This is why goths must be stopped! It could be me, it could be you; these goths are in the army of Satan with their loud music, black clothes and weird make-up! I mean! How much more proof do you want!

You need to write to the chief of your tribe and tell him to tell the King of Finland that goths must be stopped!





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