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Default Re: Question - 03-28-2014, 08:33 PM

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Hello Eva,

Welcome to the forum. Did your husband give you permission to be on the computer?

Otherwise this should be no problem with God's guidance and the vast intellectual resources available here.

Psalms 32:8 I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go: I will guide thee with mine eye.

Does your husband's stones function properly? Is there anything perverse we should know about? Details are important...

Hallelujah!
Hello and thank you

Of course he did. I would not go near it else!

Oh i could never ask him to have that cheked out! I think it´s clear, that he could in no way be the problem. Oh my...

Well, once i DID have a (rather explicit) dream about my english teacher, when I was away at my all girl boarding school - You think that could be it?
Not to question the Lord - but that seems rather harsh

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Eva,


Your husband is not the problem! However, you are! I hate to be so blunt, but what did you do to make God unhappy with you. I do not understand why your husband tolerates you a simple slave can cook and clean. Your only purpose is to have as many children as possible ( preferably men!). Clearly you cannot please God. My dear, there is hope still for your husband that he can find a True Christian woman to bear his children and I have one in mind!

1.I have to ask were you pure when your husband married you?

Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

Hebrews 13:4

2. Have you engaged in unnatural sexual positions or masturbation ?

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

1 Corinthians 6:18

3. Did you engage in homersexual activity before you were married?
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

Clearly you have given God a reason for punishing you!

My only question about your husband is why he has tolerated you this long.
Your husband should read his Bible and divorce you. You are clearly unclean.


When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.
Deuteronomy 24:1
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Oh Dear
I have NEVER touched myself in that awful way! Just the thought!
And let me be clear - We only have relations in natural ways = Very quickly and with minimal bodily contact!
I can´t belive I´m even writing this, but I guess it is necessary, in order to find an answer.
As I wrote in the above answer, i DID go to an all girl boarding school, and sure, we bathed together and washed each others young and tight bodies - but homosexual encounters - not in the least!
I also fear that my huband will grow impatient with me - and with good reason, but I was clean when he married me, thats for sure!
And no need to apologize for beeing blunt- some times the way to the truth is a hard and painful one!

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Keep praying, dear friend. God has His reasons for granting babies or withholding them. Sometimes, they are consolation prizes:

[Genesis 29:29-32 KJV] 29 And Laban gave to Rachel his daughter Bilhah his handmaid to be her maid. 30 And he went in also unto Rachel, and he loved also Rachel more than Leah, and served with him yet seven other years. 31 And when the LORD saw that Leah [was] hated, he opened her womb: but Rachel [was] barren. 32 And Leah conceived, and bare a son, and she called his name Reuben: for she said, Surely the LORD hath looked upon my affliction; now therefore my husband will love me.

And sometimes, He just gets around to it when He gets around to it:

[Genesis 30:22-24 KJV] 22 And God remembered Rachel, and God hearkened to her, and opened her womb. 23 And she conceived, and bare a son; and said, God hath taken away my reproach: 24 And she called his name Joseph; and said, The LORD shall add to me another son.

But if you are meant to be saved, it will eventually happen:

[1 Timothy 2:15 KJV] 15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Thank you.
Reminding me of these quotes gives me some consolation and hope. I know in the hart that I shuld just trust the Lord with this, but I can´t help but question my own role. I hope he is just testing me, and that my husband will stand by me during this, though I can not blame him for having doubts by now!

Lots of Love
EC


1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Default Re: Introduction - 03-29-2014, 12:21 AM

Hmmm... We should rule out any possible connection of your subliminal lust repressing your Godly designed reproduction processes.

Thanks to directly observing my wife's undercover infiltration of a house of muff buffers I have gained keen insight to female homeopathic behavior.

Tell us more of these group showers. Did you use Ivory, Camay, or any of the scented shower gels from Bath and Bodyworks?


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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