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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-07-2008, 11:48 PM
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Boy, you are about one infraction away from going on Moderation. Maybe you Godless demoncrats think it's clever to denigrate Christ's temporary sacrifice and death for us, but we do not think God mockers are cute or clever.
You owe Jesus an apology.
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-07-2008, 11:50 PM
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You were warned Skinnedheadick, and now look at you! Oooh, I bet you're all fired up, but you're not getting any more of your filth past the Mods! Got any blasphemy you'd like to spout now Pencilprick? Oh, but you can't?!? Sorry lil' guy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-07-2008, 11:50 PM
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You have exactly 3 minutes to apologize PROFUSELY to Jesus for smarting off about His being nailed to the cross at calvary. Think I'm kidding boy?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-07-2008, 11:51 PM
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Then apologize to me and everyone else you offended as Pastor Zeke said Osamnono!
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 02:58 AM
The sound of people speaking Spanish.
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 03:20 PM
I like to think that God's least favorite noise is the BOOM BOOM BOOM that always seems to be coming from a carload of negro youths cruising down residential streets.
God hates subwoofers, and so do I!
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Eugene Hackwith
I like to think that God's least favorite noise is the BOOM BOOM BOOM that always seems to be coming from a carload of negro youths cruising down residential streets.
God hates subwoofers, and so do I!
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Amen, brother Hackwith, subwoofers are the worst thing to happen to cars since security alarms.
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 03:48 PM
A Negro closing the curtains in the voting booth-- as if we didn't know what's going on behind those curtains!
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 04:26 PM
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The boy is obviously drunk with power! He is somehow memberized and then this blasphemy torrent begins! I fear a grave error has been made!
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How kind of the Pastors not to make you Unsaved Trash again.
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
The sound of people speaking Spanish.
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Good one. Also, the sound of Romanists praying in Ecclesiastical Latin. It's bad enough that they had to adopt the language of heathen Rome, but then they had to corrupt it for their own ends. Was that to make it harder to catch the fish heads in their many lies, or was "Come here, altar boy!" too difficult to pronounce in Roman Latin?
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 08:31 PM
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Good one. Also, the sound of Romanists praying in Ecclesiastical Latin. It's bad enough that they had to adopt the language of heathen Rome, but then they had to corrupt it for their own ends. Was that to make it harder to catch the fish heads in their many lies, or was "Come here, altar boy!" too difficult to pronounce in Roman Latin?
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I imagine that a down-syndrome kids drool hitting the ground has to be pretty irritating. Or maybe the "click" when they secure their helmets?
I have to listen to some blind guy rub his hands all over the Braille writing on the wall to see if he is in the right office. And he swings his white stick around all over, smacking anything in his path. I imagine Jesus hates that.
Midget thighs rubbing together as they walk, ANNOYING!
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 08:49 PM
How about those back-up alarms that big trucks have? Why do I have to know that a truck two blocks away is backing up?
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 09:40 PM
Your heartbeat and the sound of your breathing.
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Hey... ah said sorry. Geeze! You people... wi ur big words an stuff!
Ok, i'll start again....
....What sound do you knuckleheads think God hates the most????
Happy now?
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Eugene Hackwith
I like to think that God's least favorite noise is the BOOM BOOM BOOM that always seems to be coming from a carload of negro youths cruising down residential streets.
God hates subwoofers, and so do I!
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I agree their always playing there music real loud why cant' it at least be something decent like roper crossburn or the landover baptist chior im' sure people would appreciate hearing that and plus when you buy there cds your giving money to a true christian.
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-08-2008, 10:27 PM
I'm certain that God despises the sound of Catlicker "church" bells clanking in the distance. It must irritate Him to no end.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
10-09-2008, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain_Asshat
Hey ass-clowns,
I just wondered if anyone knew what noise God hated the most was?
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First of all, thank you for asking about our Lord Jesus Christ. Your curiosity about Jesus is sort of like a homer's first cravings for a ride on a bicycle with no seat . . . that first spark of curiosity gives me hope. However, Jesus would appreciate it if you didn't use that donkey word to describe the buttocks or caboose, if you are more comfortable with that. Speaking of buttocks . . . I think Jesus might hate this noise the most. A VERY HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORA
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
11-01-2011, 03:53 PM
Well, I'm not GOD, but I'm very GOD-like and can only speak for myself..... I hate when people eat with their mouth open and smack their lips.
It seems like negroes do this the most.
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
11-01-2011, 04:56 PM
Meowing of castrated catlick altar boys must rank pretty high on the God’s hate list; earplugs advised:
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
11-19-2011, 03:06 PM
The sounds of faggots and dykes piffleing, but he also greatly despised the sounds of women teaching.
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: What Noise does God Hate the most??? -
11-19-2011, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Well, I'm not GOD, but I'm very GOD-like and can only speak for myself..... I hate when people eat with their mouth open and smack their lips.
It seems like negroes do this the most.
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If you had big fat grotesque lips like that, you'd smack them too. They really can't help it, the poor animals.
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