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Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-13-2011, 07:52 PM
My company do business with clients from different parts of the world. I have however a problem that I often mix up Austria and Australia. Since both name sound and and is spelled almost exactly the same, the etymology first law say that the they do it for a very good reason.
I know that one of the countries is a totalitarian state, under the iron fist rule of Joseph Fritzl with straight roots to Adolf Hitler. But it is always a bad impression when I ask a client from the other country if Fritzljugend is a problem for them.
Help me get a memory strategy to stop mixing them up. I can't check Wikipedia the first thing I do each time I meet clients from Australia/Austria.
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-13-2011, 08:28 PM
Who cares? They are all furriners and hardly any of the them are True Christians™.
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-13-2011, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by lukasekman
My company do business with clients from different parts of the world. I have however a problem that I often mix up Austria and Australia. Since both name sound and and is spelled almost exactly the same, the etymology first law say that the they do it for a very good reason.
I know that one of the countries is a totalitarian state, under the iron fist rule of Joseph Fritzl with straight roots to Adolf Hitler. But it is always a bad impression when I ask a client from the other country if Fritzljugend is a problem for them.
Help me get a memory strategy to stop mixing them up. I can't check Wikipedia the first thing I do each time I meet clients from Australia/Austria.
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What the heck is fritzlgugend? Is it catching?
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-14-2011, 12:11 AM
Bring a can of Foster's lager with you. If they grab it right away you know they're Australian.
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-14-2011, 12:14 AM
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Bring a can of Foster's lager with you. If they grab it right away you know they're Australian.
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Best to check your wallet at that point too.
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-14-2011, 12:38 AM
Take a Torah with you, if they put you in concentration camp for that then they are Austrian
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-14-2011, 01:04 AM
Here is a typical scene in Austria
Here is a typical scene in Australia
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-14-2011, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Here is a typical scene in Austria
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Here is a typical scene in Australia
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I can't see any difference.
They all look alike to me.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-14-2011, 02:55 AM
Austria and Australia are one and the same, only Austrians will ever claim a difference.
The reason for so much evil from Austria, from Hitler to baby-eating dogs to Fritzl is that people in Austria are taught to never accept responsibility for their actions, instead children are taught to blame all wrong actions on their evil twin from Australia a.k.a. magical opposite land that is the complete opposite of Austria, according to Austrian legends it is a desert island, instead of landlocked fertile country, it is run by racist, lesbian women and located at the bottom of the world with people walking around upside down; it is hot in winter and Christmas is celebrated in the summer; dogs are not companions but steal babies, carrying them off in their pouches, opposite to girls carrying their dogs in their purses; all animals are poisonous and hop instead of run.
We all know Germany has publicly apologized for their actions during World War 2. Austria never has, because they claim that the tens of millions of people they murdered weren't murdered by their Hitler, they were murdered by Hitler's evil Australian twin. The same goes for Dingos, Fritzl, Globocnik, Haider, Kaltenbrunner, Aboriginals, Stangl, Kangaroos, etc, etc. Austrians will simply claim that all those are from Australia: the place where all criminals come from because those have been sent there hundreds of years ago.
So when in your business dealings you come across someone who claims to be Australian you know that they are or have recently committed an act of unimaginable evil, while an Austrian is only likely to do so at any moment.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-14-2011, 10:09 AM
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The reason for so much evil from Austria, from Hitler to baby-eating dogs to Fritzl ...
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I wouldn’t be all that judgmental (Luke 6:37); what about all the good things they did?
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Back to the topic; there IS a notable difference!
Australians are infamous beer drinkers:
Austrians are notorious beer drinkers:
Yet, the latter ones are more civilized - as you can notice from the picture (bottle v. glass)
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-14-2011, 10:11 AM
Thanks A Follower for your explanation.
Brother Enoch: Fritzljugend (Fritzl Youth) is young loyal supporters of Joseph Fritzl. They kidnap people and lock them into their parents basements. The also attack businesses owned by Jews and Aborigines. Unspanked kids in short.
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Re: Help me stop mixing up Austria and Australia -
09-15-2011, 12:54 AM
The way I tell them apart is to remember that Austrialia was settled by homers let out of prison.
That's why they wear those "cute" hats.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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