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This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
07-03-2011, 08:53 AM
I've been having trouble with things that have been disappearing and I set up a camera to record images at night. This is what I saw the next day!
They are some busy demons!
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
07-03-2011, 08:54 PM
Demons do not exist you filthy old man!You should visit a shrink .
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
07-03-2011, 09:12 PM
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Demons do not exist you filthy old man!You should visit a shrink .
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Pay no attention to the polesmoker, Brother Nobar.
Um, about that image: I thought Mayor Jo Hold ordered the highway crew to get rid of all that ditch weed growing around here. Did you hang onto a few baggies of it?
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
07-05-2011, 02:22 PM
It is just typical of atheistical trolls that they deny such clear actual evidence of diabolical activities. They're quick enough to bang on abut their so-called evidence that Satan really put there to fool them but when you show them what Satan is really up to it's heads-in-the-sand time!
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
07-14-2011, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I've been having trouble with things that have been disappearing and I set up a camera to record images at night. This is what I saw the next day!
They are some busy demons!
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Wow, you certainly have a lot of demons in your home! How recently has it been since you tithed a little extra to Landover? A good tithing always keeps the demons away, I find!
Another thing you could try is perform an emergency baptism on everyone who has visited your house, they may have polluted it!
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
07-14-2011, 05:43 PM
It looks like those demons stole all of your furniture, too.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
07-14-2011, 05:46 PM
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Demons do not exist you filthy old man!You should visit a shrink .
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I dare any atheist to PROVE demons don't exist.
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
07-15-2011, 02:28 AM
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I dare any atheist to PROVE demons don't exist.
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Of course they're real. They even have them on the internets!
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
07-17-2011, 08:21 AM
Compelling and convincing stuff!
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
09-01-2011, 11:49 AM
That looks suspiciously like a time lapse photo of the roomba automated vacuum cleaner. Why is your wife not vacuuming, you fool?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...time-lapse.jpg
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
09-01-2011, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I've been having trouble with things that have been disappearing and I set up a camera to record images at night. This is what I saw the next day!
They are some busy demons!
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Why do you have such a big empty room?
And yes, it looks supsiciously alot like those roomba automated vacuum cleaner lapse shot.
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
09-01-2011, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter Roy
Why do you have such a big empty room?
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Why do you ask silly questions? All he needs is his chair and his Bible.
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
09-01-2011, 03:17 PM
I hope you aren't lighting candles in the evening Brother Nobar.
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
09-01-2011, 04:53 PM
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Why do you ask silly questions? All he needs is his chair and his Bible.
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Not even a bed (or a table or shower or even a kitchen for a wife or even preparing food)?
How about a computer? You know, to actually to go on this site.
Why does he buys a house with big rooms, if he only has a chair?
I may ask silly questions, but you make silly suggestions.
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
09-01-2011, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I've been having trouble with things that have been disappearing and I set up a camera to record images at night. This is what I saw the next day!
They are some busy demons!
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It looks like a mega-queer twister game orgy. Those demons are mo-mo's.
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09-01-2011, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter Roy
Not even a bed (or a table or shower or even a kitchen for a wife or even preparing food)?
How about a computer? You know, to actually to go on this site.
Why does he buys a house with big rooms, if he only has a chair?
I may ask silly questions, but you make silly suggestions.
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Why are you thinking about that man's shower?
(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
09-01-2011, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Why are you thinking about that man's shower?
(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
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Apparently C.O.M. argues that Nobar King has only a chair and a bible, so I'm curious if he has really nothing else like a bed-bathroom-kitchen.
Every good appartement/habitation has at least those three.
But you have not answered my previous post, is that picture somehow related to those those roomba automated vacuum cleaner.
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Re: This is a picture of the demons that vist me at night: -
09-01-2011, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter Roy
Apparently C.O.M. argues that Nobar King has only a chair and a bible, so I'm curious if he has really nothing else like a bed-bathroom-kitchen.
Every good appartement/habitation has at least those three.
But you have not answered my previous post, is that picture somehow related to those those roomba automated vacuum cleaner.
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Look, it doesn't matter what you say. You aren't going to be able to construe this as a justification for your perverse sodomies and other crimes against the Creator. You might as well just accept Nobar's point and move on. Accept it and move on.
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