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    Wage War Against The Elderly!

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    I have been reading up on the news the last few days and all I am seeing is wrinkly old timers causing havoc and pain around the world. Clearly they have grown tired of nice, restful days in their nursing home.

    I think its about time we take it to them! They think they can go do whatever they want because their days are numbered. Well I disagree!

    I will no longer see them as slow and peaceful creatures, that is for sure.

    Horrified shoppers looked on as a parking lot attendant screamed in agony after an elderly driver hit the gas and pinned him against a parked SUV outside a grocery store in Brookline yesterday..
    The driver, 82-year-old Gustav Schachter of Brookline, “accelerated as he entered the lot and carried the attendant for 20 to 30 feet” slamming him into a Ford Explorer at Trader Joe’s, said Brookline police Capt. John O’Leary.
    David Franklin, 29, of Needham was listed in serious condition last night
    Crazy Killer Grandpa

    Flying thief caught at age 83- A notorious 83-year-old Hungarian thief with a criminal record dating back six decades, was caught by police Thursday at the scene of a break-in.
    Kosztor Sandorne, dubbed "Flying Gizi" by Hungarian media, was arrested after she entered a house in Komarom, a town in the northwest.
    Sandorne, who earned her nickname because she liked to flee the crime scenes by taking commercial flights, said she was in the house because she was trying to save money.
    Flying Grandma Thief

    Delaware State Police arrested a 27-year-old man who allegedly punched a woman while robbing a senior center on bingo night. Police said the 27-year-old and an accomplice entered the center about 9:30 p.m. Tuesday. They said the first man grabbed $1,200 in bingo money and destroyed a phone so that no one could call police.
    Authorities said the man then punched a 75-year-old woman in the head after she tried to fight with him. A Newark man got involved and chased both suspects out of the center.
    Fighting Grandma

    Elderly woman who stole $2,500 from stranger who had collapsed with brain tumor.
    A police spokesman said: 'The elderly woman in the purple coat was one of the first people on the scene along with four others.
    'As he was put into the recovery position, she bent down to pick up his bag. It happened in a split second.
    'She then looked into the bag and slowly walked away towards McDonald's.
    Grandma who kicks you when you are down!



    Beware!! They look safe, but looks are deceiving.
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
    Tags: elderly, wrinkly
  • #2
    Re: Wage War Against The Elderly!

    You're walking on thin ice, here, Ebegeezer. I carry a cane and I'm not afraid to use it.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Wage War Against The Elderly!

      Brother, I do not consider a prayer stick to be the same as a cane. And besides I thought you were still a healthy and wise 68 years of age?
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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      • #4
        Re: Wage War Against The Elderly!

        Old people today aren't a patch on what they used to be. Did you know that according to Genesis 5:18, Jared was 162 when he begat Enoch, and he lived for another 800 years after that? Nowadays, people can barely be bothered to live to 162 in the first place, let alone start begetting children then. It's pretty clear that they must be doing something pretty badly wrong to make God kill them so much younger.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Wage War Against The Elderly!

          I have no doubt whatsoever that age is no bar to criminal and ungodly behavior. If anyone disagrees, I suggest a visit to this site for mug shots of geriatric gangsters from just one State!

          Here’s an example, I don’t know what he did but personally I’d charge him with having strange ears.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #6
            Re: Wage War Against The Elderly!

            Those are certainly some droopy ears.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Wage War Against The Elderly!

              There is no mention in the Bible (KJV1611) of Social Security or Medicare. These old farts need to get a job. That will keep them off of the streets and out of criminal activity. I lay the blame on the Liebrals and the Clinton administration.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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