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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-17-2014, 03:29 AM
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I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!
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Actually, Humans do have a tail bone, which many believe to be the result of thousands of years of evolution, and is expected to either disappear completely, or grow into a full tail in the next few thousand years.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-17-2014, 03:32 AM
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Actually, Humans do have a tail bone, which many believe to be blah blah blah
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We call it a tail bone. We also have one that we call a funny bone, but it doesn't tell jokes any more than our tail bones wag.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-17-2014, 03:49 AM
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Actually, Humans do have a tail bone, which many believe to be the result of thousands of years of evolution, and is expected to either disappear completely, or grow into a full tail in the next few thousand years.
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My Darling Boy,
You give here many examples of the reasons behind atheism, apostasy and lack of Faith. Logic calls these arguments of yours fallacies, together with Jesus I call them ignorance.
Yes, men have tail bones, three last vertebrae called the coccyx. However, you state it as if it had relevance to the issue. It hasn't. We have bones in the nether regions for the attachment of muscles: anococcygeus, iliococcygeus, etc. They are crucial in the control of defecation and the position of the anal orifice. We'll get back to this. They have NO relevance in having the prehensile tail of monkeys that helps them frolick in the forest canopy.
Ephesians 4:18
Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart:
"Many believe":
The classic the most simple fallacy, appeal to authorities and not anyone in particular but totally unreferenced unknown authorities, and an appeal to numbers with "many". At least I can identify MY authority, Jesus!
"Thousands of years". According to this, Abraham had a functional tail. Even secular scientists avoid foolishness such as this one. Instead of some millenia they refer to tens of millions of years.
Ignorance. The remedy is education. That is available ONLY in the Bible and in the teachings of True Christian™ pastors and experts.
2 Corinthians 2:11
Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.
Here you can see that you have been led astray. So have the hundreds of millions of others who fail to understand the true meaning™ of the coccyx. It supports the anal orifice to avoid the removal of waste at inconvenient times AND to prevent the forced entry that takes place during sodomy. Thus, the tale of the tail not only promotes evil lotion, it also provides an excuse for sodomy. It was designed by God to help us avoid unnatural acts of fornicatory bliss! Once again, Satan rejoices as more and more men choose homosexuality because of this implausible theory. Only a theory in contrast to the True Bible™!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-17-2014, 04:24 AM
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Actually, Humans do have a tail bone, which many believe to be the result of thousands of years of evolution, and is expected to either disappear completely, or grow into a full tail in the next few thousand years.
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I believe that I understand you to mean that the people who used to say we were going to be frozen by an ice age and now say we are going to burn up from global warming also say that we will either grow a tail or not. They aren't sure which, apparently. This science is a bizarre business.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-21-2014, 10:18 AM
I think you idiots need to go and research what your trying to disprove.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-21-2014, 10:22 AM
We have all the research that anyone ever needs at our fingertips. It's called the Bible.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-21-2014, 10:38 AM
oh please it would take a single out of place fossil of place to COMPLETELY disprove evolution yet all you can show for proof is a six thousand year old book so completely warped and corrupted that its amazing that it is still used as a defense for your religion
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-21-2014, 11:29 AM
How can The Word of God be warped and corrupted? It can't. It's the minds of heathens like you that are warped and corrupted.
I feel God entering me at least once a day. Which proves His Word is straight and true.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-21-2014, 11:58 AM
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all you can show for proof is a six thousand year old book so completely warped and corrupted that its amazing that it is still used as a defense for your religion
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You're the one who needs to go and research what you're trying to disprove. Have you ever even read the Bible? It makes much more sense that man was made from dirt (Gen 2:7) and woman was made from man's rib (Gen 1:22) than that we came from monkeys. If we came from monkeys, you'd expect that we'd have tails, but we don't. But if we were made from dirt, you'd expect that we'd turn into dirt after we die, which is exactly what happens.
Gen 3:19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
Moses wrote Genesis (under divine inspiration, of course). If you won't believe what Moses wrote, then you won't believe any amount of evidence.
Lk 12:19-31
19 There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day:
20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21 And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
27 Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house:
28 For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.
29 Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them.
30 And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.
31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.
Hell awaits people who stubbornly refuse to accept God's Word at face value.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-21-2014, 11:12 PM
First..you say "how can the Bible be warped" but your forgetting that some of it was lost in translation and through parts of it not being written down and passed from mouth to mouth. i want you to do an experiment for me get around say Eight hundred people one tell them an intricate and complex story then over the course of a hundred years get them to tell it to the next person. also you say that we would turn to dirt after we die... using that logic anything in your body that's not alive or that become not a part anymore would do too so answer me this does your hair turn into dirt when you cut it, do you use your nail clippings to pot saplings.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-22-2014, 03:58 AM
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First..you say "how can the Bible be warped" but your forgetting that some of it was lost in translation and through parts of it not being written down and passed from mouth to mouth.
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No.
Psalms 12:6-7
6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
7 Thou shalt keep them, O Lord, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.
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i want you to do an experiment for me get around say Eight hundred people one tell them an intricate and complex story then over the course of a hundred years get them to tell it to the next person.
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1. Sure, I could begin such an experiment, but I don't think that neither me or you will be alive after 100 years to see the results of it, so what's the point?
2. The Bible was written by eyewitnesses, therefore your whole point is invalid.
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also you say that we would turn to dirt after we die... using that logic anything in your body that's not alive or that become not a part anymore would do too so answer me this does your hair turn into dirt when you cut it, do you use your nail clippings to pot saplings.
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Wut?
Have you ever heard of the natural processes of degradation of organic matter? If I may recommend to you an experiment that will take a few months rather than 100 years, get yourself a dead squirrel and just leave it on your porch, and see what happens. You might want to put it in a cage, so the predators won't eat it. Depending on your location, it might be cold right now, so either wait until spring or take the dead squirrel to your kitchen and leave it on the table.
If you don't like the smell, then dig a hole in the ground and bury the squirrel there, and then dig it out after a few months.
Depending on the dryness/temperature of your climate, as well the composition of the soil (if you take the second option), you will end up with a skeleton with some yucky (or dried out) organic remains attached to it. Most of the squirrel, though, will be dirt by then.
Happy hunting!
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
12-22-2014, 05:40 AM
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First..you say "how can the Bible be warped" but your forgetting that some of it was lost in translation and through parts of it not being written down and passed from mouth to mouth. i want you to do an experiment for me get around say Eight hundred people one tell them an intricate and complex story then over the course of a hundred years get them to tell it to the next person. also you say that we would turn to dirt after we die... using that logic anything in your body that's not alive or that become not a part anymore would do too so answer me this does your hair turn into dirt when you cut it, do you use your nail clippings to pot saplings.
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