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Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 02:17 AM
This year is coming to an end, and it's time to decide who will be Landover Baptist's Man of the Year 2015. Think wisely before voting for one of our 10 official candidates.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 04:18 AM
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™
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Location: Thong-infested Florida©
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
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If you could put President Trump's hair on Pastor Zeke riding a horse, and with a sword coming out of Zeke's mouth...good grief, that's about as close to Jesus as you're going to get (until Revelation 19 is fulfilled, of course).
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Location: Here in Babylon
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 04:36 AM
I have cast my vote but I will not say who I voted for because the secret ballot is customary. This is the first election I have voted in and I am very excited. Soon I will vote for Hilary Clinton and she will be the President of Babylon by my hand.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Location: OKLAHOMAAAA!!!
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Soon I will vote for Hilary Clinton and she will be the President of Babylon by my hand.
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I know you're not the brightest bulb in the package but voting for Hillary Clinton is really dumb! I personally think you should reconsider your life's opinions.
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Hank Whitlock
I know you're not the brightest bulb in the package but voting for Hillary Clinton is really dumb!
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Hilary is for the Black people. Everyone in Black Lives Matter has agreed to vote for her as many times as possible. Why would you think it is dumb to vote for her?
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Why would you think it is dumb to vote for her?
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Simple, because she support homo marriage, feminist, and killing babies! Plus she's a Democratic liberal.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 05:13 AM
I'm far too modest to participate in a contest like this, so I won't be voting. But thank you for your True Christian™ love and support.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 05:36 PM
I vote for Youth Minister Harry. I think he put in a huge amount of elbow grease this year to bring young boys to Jesus. To me that seems a True Christian™ thing to do for a man.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Location: Black Forrest, Germany
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 05:48 PM
I vote for Pastor Ezekiel. Because there is zero muslim population in Landover.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-09-2015, 08:37 PM
Voting is a private and personal thing. I put my money on the sure thing.
Jesus C/O Pastor Ezekiel
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-11-2015, 12:56 AM
Why am I not on the list?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Landover Baptist Man of the Year 2015 -
12-11-2015, 03:44 AM
I appreciate being on the list, but I urge everyone to vote for our beloved Pastor Zeke. With a huge election coming up, we need to highlight his spiritual gifts. They will help guide a wonderful Republican into the White House.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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