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Football is Gay -
11-22-2015, 07:37 AM
Football is one of America's favorite pastimes to watch and play. The sport seems to be fun but as we all know the fun and innocent looking activities are usually the most evil. I now know after watching fifteen minutes of a college football game that the sport turns boys into homosexuals. I'm sure many Godly men from Landover have came to the same conclusion as I have. The first obvious clue was the tight pants the homo players were wearing. They looked like they were little girls ready to perform a dance recital. Another thing I noticed was that whenever a player from one team did something valuable all if his teammates started doing homo acts with each other. It was so sickening to see multiple homo men do sexualy acts on live TV. What really makes me sad Is that there was a huge crowd cheering on these homo football players. God is probably looking down from heaven and shaking his fist at those hellbound homos waiting to laugh at them burn in hell for eternity! Praise God!
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-22-2015, 05:56 PM
Indeed, brother. Gay it is. Why, in few other sports will one find the open, blatant public sodomy as is celebrated in football.
I share these photos by means of examples, and I can only assume True Christian™ men will make sure their wives and daughters are not exposed to such abominations. Being a married woman and mother to many boys, I cannot be shocked, but some of our younger viewers might need the assistance of their husbands or fathers.
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The player with the football is identified
as the one to sodomize on the field.
During the "line up," one player gets ready to mount another.
The "receiver" receives the football in his rectum,
with the assistance of the quarterback.
For your protection, you can find a comprehensive list of gay football players here: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-23-2015, 01:49 AM
The homo agenda in America has sadly overtaken sports.
The pictures you posted are disgusting and disturbing and should not be viewed by anybody under the age of eighteen.
Have there been any mission trip from Landover informing the people of America about the dangers of this sport?
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-23-2015, 07:05 AM
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Have there been any mission trip from Landover informing the people of America about the dangers of this sport?
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I'm so glad you asked! Every year, a few of of us travel the U.S. to various public school football, swimming and wrestling events to study and photo-document the activities. It's so important that we understand the size of what we are dealing with. We have identified several trends within various age groups, particularly from the ages of 8 to 12 years of age. Boys who lack the muscle to fight off the homosexual advances of coaches are most susceptible to the gay-sports agenda.
Inevitably, we are forced to intervene, meeting certain boys as they walk home and luring them to Jesus in an emergency prayer and oil anointment / healing session. Some of the boys are resistant at first, but you can tell they want it. They desperately want Jesus to come into them and fill them with His love. They call His name aloud right there in the prayer van. It's truly a fulfilling experience for everyone involved! Afterward, they are usually left exhausted and crying with exaltation.
The problem we are running into these days is there are more girls than ever involved in sports these days, but I have my hands FULL with all these boys. If someone could just reach around every now and then and lend a helping hand, that would be great!
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-24-2015, 05:47 AM
This issue has been covered long ago.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-24-2015, 09:09 AM
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Yes I have been noticing this a lot lately. I assumed search is broken. However search works for me. We also have "Forum Members" starting threads without a single verse or scripture to get we True Christians™ motivated to bother bothering. I think JesOS might consider frowning on threads without verse or scripture started by "Forum Members" Replying to a topic without Truth™ from the Bible is one thing, starting a thread topic without Verse or Scripture is almost Blasphemy.
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Psalm 119:130 The entrance of thy words giveth light; it giveth understanding unto the simple.
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-24-2015, 02:49 PM
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Yes I have been noticing this a lot lately. I assumed search is broken. However search works for me. We also have "Forum Members" starting threads without a single verse or scripture to get we True Christians™ motivated to bother bothering. I think JesOS might consider frowning on threads without verse or scripture started by "Forum Members" Replying to a topic without Truth™ from the Bible is one thing, starting a thread topic without Verse or Scripture is almost Blasphemy.
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Psalm 119:130 The entrance of thy words giveth light; it giveth understanding unto the simple.
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Brothers please forgive me in my way of errors. I'm deeply sorry for not having any scripture posted with this thread. At the time I started the thread I was angry and not thinking clear. I had just witnessed gay porno on live TV and I was raging mad. Once again I'm very sorry and I will do better next time I post a thread. If I'm not wanted here on the forums please tell me and will leave instantly
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-24-2015, 03:52 PM
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Brothers please forgive me in my way of errors. I'm deeply sorry for not having any scripture posted with this thread. At the time I started the thread I was angry and not thinking clear. I had just witnessed gay porno on live TV and I was raging mad. Once again I'm very sorry and I will do better next time I post a thread. If I'm not wanted here on the forums please tell me and will leave instantly
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-24-2015, 04:05 PM
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Brothers please forgive me in my way of errors.
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I apologize Mr. Whitlock I was not intending you to think I was focusing on your particular post. It was more a generalization that perhaps could of been authored better. I have appreciated your writings.
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-24-2015, 08:28 PM
Brothers, we can not be reminded enough of how Big Sodomy has overtaken our once God Fearing nation since the latter part of the 20th Century. A decade before the faggots started rioting in 1969 over Stonewall, drag queens were getting violent promoting their rectal ways in a donut shop.
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-25-2015, 05:56 PM
Any true Christian realizes that the whole language of football is involved in homosexual speak, like “tight end, “going long,” “wide receiver,” "stuff it in the end-zone," etc. Ungodly football provides a socially sanctioned framework for male to male body contact which is a form of homosexual behavior!
Let’s be blatantly honest, football is unequivocal in homosexual symbolism and makes it difficult to draw any other conclusions, period. Flamboyant colored uniforms, along with their Sexual acts carried out on the field in thinly disguised symbolic form by, and directed towards, MALES ONLY, shows it’s disgusting ritual homosexuality.
Think about it, the object of the game is to get into the opponent’s end-zone while preventing the opponent from getting into one’s own end zone, which is done only to entice and heat up homosexual desires. With all the “bottom patting” often observed among football players, it is nothing but a disguise on what happens when they get back into their respective locker rooms subsequent to the game
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-25-2015, 06:10 PM
Football wouldn't be so gay if the teams were half male and half female, however the games would suck.
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-27-2015, 09:12 AM
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Football wouldn't be so gay if the teams were half male and half female, however the games would suck.
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I was told that half of all players on the field are female at Dallas Cowboys games. Is that true?
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Re: Football is Gay -
11-27-2015, 05:27 PM
Don't know about that, Youth Minister Harry, but I do know I ruined Thanksgiving for my family. Watching Dallas get their asses handed to them last night had me in such a rage, I used all kinds of four-letter words, right in front of everybody, including children and womenfolk.
I may have had a bit too much to drink.
Anyway, now everybody's angry and my mother isn't speaking to me.
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