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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-01-2009, 11:50 PM

seriously? like are you guys for real? since when do any of you have the right or knowledge as to what God likes or dislikes?? and prolly 99% of you are just to cheap to afford anything made over seas... like really?? who the hell would honestly say that?? God hates Honda. you need to get a reality check.. i have a lil 4 banger that would prolly WAX every single one of your "detroit slugs"... when you think that your car is bad enough.. come play with my HONDA...


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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-01-2009, 11:59 PM

Honda NSX...isn't that a two-seater Civic with a V6? Doesn't sound too threatening to me. Either way, my Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG would smoke any NSX, even boosted. "Japanese Sports Car" is simply an oxymormon. The only Honda engine I ever use is my generator for my RV. I would never think of putting it in a car!

A Real True Blue Christian American Man will drive something big and burly like a Cadillac Escalade or sexy and sleek like a Chevrolet Corvette. And some of us who bring in the big bucks (I'm a televangelist, so I receive a lot of donations) can afford higher-end luxury automobiles: Mercedes-Benz, Rolls-Royce, Aston Martin, and so forth.



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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 12:02 AM

My wife's V70 AWD with a 6 speed Getrag, 350 RWHP, with her driving (a little only lady, nearly 60-she like jail bait, that's me ) would make sushi of your rice rocket.... Please.....

And the Rev.'s car smokes my wife's. You had best go back to racing old people with scooters at the mall.


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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 12:08 AM

Someone above 'slammed' his car. Is that something to be bragging about?


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Cool Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 12:15 AM

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Someone above 'slammed' his car. Is that something to be bragging about?
'Slammed' with a 'Coffee Can' no doubt. Back seat consummed by subs. Plywood 'wing'.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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seriously? like are you guys for real? since when do any of you have the right or knowledge as to what God likes or dislikes?? and prolly 99% of you are just to cheap to afford anything made over seas... like really?? who the hell would honestly say that?? God hates Honda. you need to get a reality check.. i have a lil 4 banger that would prolly WAX every single one of your "detroit slugs"... when you think that your car is bad enough.. come play with my HONDA...


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Didn't you hear boy? My SL65 and Brother James' wife's Volvo would tear up your Honda. We are good Christian men and Jesus has rewarded us with worldly pleasures for spreading the Word of God© to the unsaved masses. You drive a four-banger Honda so ask yourself what you've been doing in life to piss off Jesus?

Read the quote in my sig: The blessing of the Lord will make you Rich. Clearly the Lord has blessed me and my fellow brothers and sisters at Landover. We are True Christians™. So please we do not care to hear about your Honda lawn mower anymore. If you would like to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior we have pastors standing by! I can help you one-on-one become a True Christian™.



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Btw Satan told me to warn you of a possible DoS.

Have a nice day.
You know "EJX Michael", I don't know what insults Baby Jesus the most.

The fact that you threaten us with a DoS attack (you don't even know how to do it do you? ), or the fact that you drive an Accord.

Expect a knock on your door soon. Our beloved GWB may no longer be our president, but our DoF is alive and kicking.

Have a nice day too.

PS: you need a hood for that thing. You know, the "Acoooooord".



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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 12:41 AM

I'm hoping you all are joking, if Detroit companies are so good please explain how the big 3 all had to ask for bailouts? That's why Honda hasn't asked for any sort of bailout? And to the guy with the ford f-100, congrats to you, you succesfully did a ricer flyby in your 4 ton tank of a truck. Since you're all so biased on who god loves, he clearly doesn't love American car companies, especially Chrysler. I look forward to your rebuttles.
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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 12:47 AM

Also, I attend church every week and I drive a Honda, I'm a registered republican and have nothing against Japanese cars. My fiancees family are republican also and own a chevy, volkswagon, and Honda. Does god hate us?
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Also, I attend church every week and I drive a Honda, I'm a registered republican and have nothing against Japanese cars. My fiancees family are republican also and own a chevy, volkswagon, and Honda. Does god hate us?
I call shenanigans. A real Christian would capitalize words like Republican and God.

Why are you here? Just to mock Jesus?


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My fiancees family are republican also and own a chevy, volkswagon, and Honda. Does god hate us?
Apart from what the Pastor already said: yes.

PS: the car you own, which was invented by Hitler (kinda, with the help of Mr. Porsche) is called a Volkswagen, not "volkswagon".

It means: "car for the people".


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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 02:43 AM

You guys have gotta be kidding, you ALL are racist Single minded neanderthal, I dont mind visiting ubuntu forums but this takes the cake! To think like you guys do, with how all 'NSX' owners are all 'pedos' is just a bunch of ignorancy at its finest. Is herecy for you all to judge every import owner as someone who hates god and rapes teens and babies. You must have a tainted mind to even be able to take the time to come up with these metaphors and terrible theory's and beliefs behind NSX, next time you go to church take a look in your own parking lot before you go in the building and realize that you have atleast 1/4 more members that drive an import. If you think god tells you to drive american think again, its propaganda at its holiest because god DOES exist outside of american according to your ignorant religion and beliefs in the first place.
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You guys have gotta be kidding, you ALL are racist Single minded neanderthal....(rest of annoying rant snipped)
Listen, buddy. First off, you need to get right with God before you start mouthing off like this. Jesus Christ died for your sins -- YOUR SINS -- by suffering hours on the cross, which he then died and rose again three days later. He is your savior. You also need to start reading the KJV 1611 Bible.

Nobody here is racist. We are very patriotic and proud to be Americans, but does that make us racist? Not in the slightest. The Big Three of Ford, GM, and Chrysler are the Trinity of Automobiles. The reason why they needed bailouts is Anti-American treasonists started buying foreign cars en masse. People like you talk badly about Detroit and encourage others to buy your Hondas and Toyotas. After a while, sales began to suffer. Wanna know who to blame for Detroit's failures? YOU. Anti-American, economic terrorists like yourself.

I am not racist just because I don't trust what a Jap makes. I would prefer my automobiles to be made by a white American or German or Brit. Why? Because we invented automobiles. We know how to make them the best. I don't trust all that crud made over in Japan, China, Vietnam, North Korea, Hong Kong. Everything I buy that's made over there breaks in three months!

Be a proud American -- Buy American! Or listen to that Shamwow guy: "You know the Germans always make good stuff."



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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 03:05 AM

Actually, I know of a boy that was raped by an older gentleman that owned a 2004 Ferrari convertible. I don't know what to take as an insult more, you blatant disregard of this boys life or your disregard to statistical evidence. Study up on your manners and common sense... both which can be found in the Good Book.


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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 03:05 AM

look sir, I honestly mean no dis-respect (or to offend) but I cannot help but tell my opinion. I do have a love for imports like I have been conjuring up but I do have a love for the big three, and I am a big supporter of them (heck my first car is a NEW Cobalt SS/SC when I was 19!) I did not question or care about the situation. I am a supporter of all cars ( what a true car guy is I think ) and I am extremely patriotic for my country as well, but you people are taking a simple car such as the NSX overboard, can you not admit? Even the other NSX owners were making fun of the PEDO scammer NSX owner also. Please take a look at the thread, http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98489 not just Christians can clearly see what a pagan fool this guy is.
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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 03:08 AM

Im sure there is a mind poisoning person driving domestics, I'm not in a domestic vs. Import convo....besides, VW, mercedes, is an Import as well.

And dont you think its a little unchristianly of you to bless everyone but me? I know a true good person would bless the world, no matter how nihilist it may seem.
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look sir, I honestly mean no dis-respect (or to offend) but I cannot help but tell my opinion. I do have a love for imports like I have been conjuring up but I do have a love for the big three, and I am a big supporter of them (heck my first car is a NEW Cobalt SS/SC when I was 19!) I did not question or care about the situation. I am a supporter of all cars ( what a true car guy is I think ) and I am extremely patriotic for my country as well, but you people are taking a simple car such as the NSX overboard, can you not admit? Even the other NSX owners were making fun of the PEDO scammer NSX owner also. Please take a look at the thread, http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98489 not just Christians can clearly see what a pagan fool this guy is.
I can tell you, while we are adamant supporters of the Big Three, here, when our research department found out what the Gayest Car in the world was, we were a bit taken aback by finding out it was from here! For your sake, please tell me you do not like Dodge Calibers either. In my opinion, worse than the NSX.

I do not think they took the NSX-Pedophile connection overboard. There are statistics that prove this! Statistics don't lie. This is not based on speculation or conjecture; it's based on cold, hard facts. Pedophiles like NSXs, NSX drivers are pedophiles. I'm not stating this as an insult, just an observation of factual reality.

While you are here, Crashes, and I can see you are actually a respectful, polite young man when put in your place...would you like to join our church here? I can set you on the course for accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. We could use young people like you to minister in our outreach programs to save souls for Christ. There are so many unsaved people in the import community, we need missionaries to speak our message for us.

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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 03:19 AM

If its statistically true, then were is the proof to back it up? And dont forget, companys like FoMoCo actully own imports, such as Mazda (which I'm sure we all know is japanese, hiroshima the heart of japan) and what an import is these days is such a grey area. I myself own a 03' G35 coupe and I know its not the quickest, it fits my style and budget for the time being.

also, I am pming rev.
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"While you are here, Crashes, and I can see you are actually a respectful, polite young man when put in your place...would you like to join our church here? I can set you on the course for accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. We could use young people like you to minister in our outreach programs to save souls for Christ. There are so many unsaved people in the import community, we need missionaries to speak our message for us. "


well Rev. looks like my Private Message feature is disabled so I cannot pm you about your last comment.
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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - 07-02-2009, 03:26 AM

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And dont you think its a little unchristianly of you to bless everyone but me? I know a true good person would bless the world, no matter how nihilist it may seem.
Well I suppose you could appear to be turning a new leaf after your exposure to Landover Baptist, and if your patriotism and love of God rises and these "opinions" get a little more grounded in fact, I can bless you as a True Christian as well. It just all revolves around your outlook on life. However I cannot bless those pedophiles driving foreign autos, as that would be against His will, clearly.

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