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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-19-2006, 01:25 AM
Emma Watson has done nothing wrong by playing a witch! I agree with HelmsFan.
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09-19-2006, 01:31 AM
Now we all have celebruty crushes Eno who do like.Ann "The Man" Couleter!
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Professor of English Landover University
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09-19-2006, 01:57 AM
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Emma Watson has done nothing wrong by playing a witch! I agree with HelmsFan.
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The fact that you agree with him/her only puts the matter beyond any possible doubt: he/she is deluded.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Professor of English Landover University
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09-19-2006, 02:00 AM
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Now we all have celebruty crushes Eno who do like.Ann "The Man" Couleter!
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Helmsfan, I respect Miss Coulter. I do not have crushes on celebrities, I am a True Christian™.
And you have earnt yourself a warning point for butchery of the American language and insulting an Administrator. You will improve your composition skills if you wish to continue posting on our Holy boards here at God's and George Bush's favourite church.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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09-19-2006, 12:52 PM
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Ok first of all no one AND I mean NO ONE messes with me about Emma Watson NO ONE! Now listen here you are all ****ing mormons I actully a while back predicted JonFish's post. I have plenty and I mean plenty of people on my side. So Let me give you an offer. Take back what you said, and maybe i let it slide before I get my friends here. Trust me they will get you. Ok you cleary have pissed me of. -HelmsFan55
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Are you attempting to threaten us, you little pervert? That would be very, very unwise. There are, even as I type, people rotting in dank cells in undisclosed locations because they attempted to harm our Godly Church....
One more outburst like this jennifer, and you will be getting a visit from the guys in the DOF. If you want to play with your little pickle and stare at fan magazines of lousy jew actresses, fantasizing about satan, that is your business. Just remember, Jesus IS always watching.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-19-2006, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by HelmsFan55
Ok first of all no one AND I mean NO ONE messes with me about Emma Watson NO ONE! Now listen here you are all ****ing mormons I actully a while back predicted JonFish's post. I have plenty and I mean plenty of people on my side. So Let me give you an offer. Take back what you said, and maybe i let it slide before I get my friends here. Trust me they will get you. Ok you cleary have pissed me of. -HelmsFan55
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Or you'll all emerge from your parents basement and throw cheetos on the Landover church lawn?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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09-23-2006, 09:11 PM
ahh yes.. i know some people a dangerous people as you may say. A people who want there voices here. Some call them sick but i consider them very wise and judicious. Look at Eric Bauman, that soon may be you.
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Godly woman
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09-23-2006, 11:34 PM
You are a miserable, whining, unsaved little monkey spanker, lusting after a Hellywood tart who will never so much as acknowledge or care about your existence.
Why not get saved, boy, and pray to find a wife who is within your reach, limited as that choice may be.
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True Christian™ Theologian
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09-24-2006, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by HelmsFan55
Ok first of all no one AND I mean NO ONE messes with me about Emma Watson NO ONE! Now listen here you are all ****ing mormons I actully a while back predicted JonFish's post. I have plenty and I mean plenty of people on my side. So Let me give you an offer. Take back what you said, and maybe i let it slide before I get my friends here. Trust me they will get you. Ok you cleary have pissed me of. -HelmsFan55
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Now you listen to ME, Helen!
Emma Watson is a harlot and a witch wannabe who will burn in hell, eternally impaled by satans tallywhacker.
And so will you if you keep this up. You will burn in hell VERY SOON, if you try anything against any Landoverian.
Jesus is not a patient God, and I am not a patient man.
He knows who you are, and I know who you are, and He may see fit to send you to hell at any time..
Therefore, try to show a little respect before you accidently fall on a few bullets. Now do you understand me, you little homer?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-24-2006, 09:03 PM
If I like Girls how can I be gay?Im her age mormons!
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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09-24-2006, 09:08 PM
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If I like Girls how can I be gay?Im her age mormons!
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Emma Watson was born on April 15, 1990. She isn't old enough to be in this forum and neither are you, script kiddie. Begone!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-24-2006, 09:50 PM
Age means nothing how old is you!
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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09-24-2006, 09:54 PM
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Age means nothing how old is you!
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Age means something if you are violating the forum rules by being here. Get thee gone and stop trying to register false usernames. ( GONG!) You are banned.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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