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Default IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 09:15 PM

this website is a bunch who preach to atheists. Though all the threads are hilarious! You guys have angered a ton of people! All I have to say to you guys is, Happy preaching!

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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 09:21 PM

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this website is a bunch who preach to atheists. Though all the threads are hilarious! You guys have angered a ton of people! All I have to say to you guys is, Happy preaching!
You are right, there are a lot of filthy atheists that come here to mock us. Yourself included. And I find nothing funny about it.
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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 09:22 PM

Make some sense, please!

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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 09:45 PM

I think Tirol is in Australia or Italy.


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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 09:49 PM

Yes, we do preach to atheists, we want to save them from the flames of Hell!

Are you an atheist? Wouldn't you love to give up your selfish ways and follow JESUS?

I do not know where Tirol is, but I am sure if you can point it out to us on the map, we can have a group of missionaries there by the end of the week to start evangelizing for CHRIST.



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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 09:52 PM

Well, we've already been to Australia, but Italy would be nice!


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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 10:06 PM

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Make some sense, please!

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I'm pretty much convinced that the demons these people are infested with make them so shaky when they come to this site, because we all know that demons cannot handle being this close to the True Word of God©.

Or it's my husbands view that atheists are just too stupid to understand the word of God.


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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 10:14 PM

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this website is a bunch who preach to atheists. Though all the threads are hilarious! You guys have angered a ton of people! All I have to say to you guys is, Happy preaching!
No doubt there are many atheists who are angered with us for preaching the Word of God, but it's something we have grown accustomed to over the years.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 10:26 PM

What is this nonsense? Just by looking at the posts of yours, Da_beast I can see that you've already fallen too far to be redeemed. Go away, you can laugh at us now, but once we're in paradise and you're burning in hell, I'm sure you will regret not opening your eyes and soul.
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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 10:53 PM

Praise Jesus, yes we do preach to atheists, and we have save a large number of them from hell fire and torment. Can I get an AMEN to Jesus!
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Praise Jesus, yes we do preach to atheists, and we have save a large number of them from hell fire and torment. Can I get an AMEN to Jesus!
Good words Brother, I feel as though it is a duty of us christians to try and save these ruptured selfish souls who care only of themselves and what Stephen King, possibly the most satanic being on this planet that has forced more good souls into homersexuality than any other person alive tells them.
Each time we preach the word of god to an Athiest we are expressing our love for all people and their fate for eternity. However once one has become an Athiest they often lose all ability to understand anything, I work with several athiest's and they have all suffered tremendous injuries caused by stupidity. I often wonder if they can be saved at all. But nonetheless still try every day to get them to see the Light of God and Jesus Christ!!


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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 11:12 PM

Oh man. You guys are hilarious. I look forward to reading future posts from you guys. Btw, I'm Satan with an Internet connection kthxbai.
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Oh man. You guys are hilarious. I look forward to reading future posts from you guys. Btw, I'm Satan with an Internet connection kthxbai.
No, you're not Satan. You will be Satan's chew toy once you arrive in Hell though.


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I am a member of two Christian forums. I have to admit that you fundamental Baptists have less than a mainstream view of Christianity what I have learned us that the Christians I chat with on the other site have developed such a candy coated uninformed view of Christianity that I would refer to them more as "spiritual" and less as Christians. I think most of them would be suited to attend a Unitarian church. However that doesn't stop them from being raging hypocrites decided that anyone who does not attend their church must surely be an immoral Satan worshipper.


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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 11:18 PM

Btw, ban me quick before I post an image of the satanic ritual from Goa, Tse
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I am a member of two Christian forums. I have to admit that you fundamental Baptists have less than a mainstream view of Christianity what I have learned us that the Christians I chat with on the other site have developed such a candy coated uninformed view of Christianity that I would refer to them more as "spiritual" and less as Christians. I think most of them would be suited to attend a Unitarian church. However that doesn't stop them from being raging hypocrites decided that anyone who does not attend their church must surely be an immoral Satan worshipper.
And I was banned from Rapture Ready for telling them that pets don't go to heaven. Have you noticed that we're one of the few Christian websites that allow people with differing viewpoints to stick around?

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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 11:25 PM

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Btw, ban me quick before I post an image of the satanic ritual from Goa, Tse
I find it funny that homosexual Athiest's like yourself want attention from us so badly! You do know that you will burn in hell for eternity for your sins with men as well with against God almighty right? If so why don't you come here to try to become a good christian and get brotherhood with all true christians than try to use your immature satan dripping rant's to entice an argument?


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Default Re: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT - 11-08-2010, 11:34 PM

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I find it funny that homosexual Athiest's like yourself want attention from us so badly! You do know that you will burn in hell for eternity for your sins with men as well with against God almighty right? If so why don't you come here to try to become a good christian and get brotherhood with all true christians than try to use your immature satan dripping rant's to entice an argument?
You are right. I am dumm. Can I haz repentence pweez? I wuv Jesus.
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