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Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
01-28-2010, 03:52 PM
Does this look slightly unnatural to any of you?
Those fags falsified a birth certificate so they could marry and become pregnant!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...boy-month.html
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
01-28-2010, 05:01 PM
I pray to God that there will be complications that will terminate this un-natural pregnancy early.
According to Exodus 21:22 (which we all know so well)
"If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine."
Notice how God in his infinate wisdom declared a WOMAN with a child. These homers should be stoned to death in a public place.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
01-28-2010, 05:38 PM
I don't understand, are they lesbians or male homersexuals?
Leviticus 21:8
Thou shalt sanctify him therefore; for he offereth the bread of thy God: he shall be holy unto thee: for I the LORD, which sanctify you, am holy.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
01-28-2010, 05:40 PM
That chick looks like a dude.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
01-28-2010, 06:49 PM
Both of those homers are amazingly fat. Why the one guy is so rotund the other has to hold his belly up!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-01-2010, 08:20 AM
Probably just a transexual female who wants to be male.
Or a really fat bastard.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-01-2010, 08:31 AM
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This is obviously some sort of hoax. God does not allow an anathema like this to reproduce. Satan may have spawned this abomination, but it will most certainly be destroyed at birth.
KJV 1611, Exodus 21:17 "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-01-2010, 07:09 PM
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Probably just a transexual female who wants to be male.
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You do indeed have a brain made of sponge. Weak, wet and slow.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-02-2010, 01:12 AM
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You do indeed have a brain made of sponge. Weak, wet and slow.
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It has happened before, you know.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-02-2010, 01:33 AM
Look, as much as this seems hard to understand, it's actually very simple. There's only two reasons these freaks are doing this sideshow...
1) They hate God. Why else would they mock the words that Jesus Himself said?
Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Right there, Jesus reaffirms that there is male and female, and nothing in between. Furthermore, it's a woman's role to bear children, not the man's!
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
2) It's a publicity stunt. Nowadays, everyone wants to be famous one way or another. Whether it's those hopeless, talentless rejects auditioning on American Idol, or nerds trying to create the next "viral video", or the people that murder -- yes, murder -- simply for fame and notoriety, or every reality show contestant that has ever lived....
It does not surprise me that these freaks conceived this brainchild (pardon the pun), simply out of a desire to get their fifteen minutes of fame. They obviously do not have the talent or blessing from God to become famous for a good reason, like being a televangelist, but rather they choose to mock God and get on the news at the same time.
God will have the last laugh though. By next year, people will have forgotten out of them and just have to endure snickering from others in public. And when they die, they get seated on a Judas Chair while Satan and his minions rip open their bellies and devour their entrails in front of them for all eternity.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-02-2010, 11:39 AM
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It has happened before, you know.
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Your parents had the same problem?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-04-2010, 10:55 PM
It looks like a couple of fat men. Is one of them really pregnant? If so, wow, that's neat.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-04-2010, 10:59 PM
The only reason a gay man would have a child would be to raise it to sexual maturity and sell it off to the highest bidder. As a Christian I am both disgusted and offended.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-05-2010, 06:28 PM
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It looks like a couple of fat men. Is one of them really pregnant? If so, wow, that's neat.
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Never mind what the Lord says. You think it's neat, and that's all that matters.
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-05-2010, 06:43 PM
You people are sick.
Do you know how many 'straight' men, who had a child with a woman molest and beat their children?
You condone that more than having two gay men who could legitamitly love the child, give it a stable home, and bring it up right?
How does that in anyway make sense?
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-05-2010, 06:47 PM
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You people are sick.
Do you know how many 'straight' men, who had a child with a woman molest and beat their children?
You condone that more than having two gay men who could legitamitly love the child, give it a stable home, and bring it up right?
How does that in anyway make sense?
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Because the Bible says so. I suggest you take up your complaints with God not us.
I Corinthians 6:9
have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-05-2010, 06:50 PM
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Because the Bible says so. I suggest you take up your complaints with God not us.
I Corinthians 6:9
have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,
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So, then, what about men who cheat on their wives, who have children?
Should god kill their children?
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-05-2010, 07:01 PM
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So, then, what about men who cheat on their wives, who have children?
Should god kill their children?
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Ever hear of King David?
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-05-2010, 07:06 PM
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Ever hear of King David?
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SO, what you are trying to tell me, is that if your father cheated on your mother, god has the right to kill you?
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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-05-2010, 07:15 PM
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SO, what you are trying to tell me, is that if your father cheated on your mother, god has the right to kill you?
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God has the right to do whatever He wants to.
Romans 11:34
For who hath known the mind of the Lord? or who hath been his counsellor?
Have you ever read the story of Job? God allowed satan to kill all his servants, his flocks and covered him head to toe with boils just to test him.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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