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Re: What should we call fags? -
06-26-2014, 12:20 PM
I am partial to referring to the penivores as "boofers." It kind of combines two words (one an anatomical reference, the other a verb) that are redolent of gay anal sex.
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Re: What should we call fags? -
06-26-2014, 12:35 PM
Ass pirates.
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06-26-2014, 12:58 PM
and what about them lesbians?
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06-26-2014, 07:20 PM
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and what about them lesbians?
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Vagitarians.
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Re: What should we call fags? -
06-26-2014, 11:01 PM
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"Sodomite" is a good word to use, since it's in the King James Bible.
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I also tend to favor the Biblical term sodomite. In mixed company, I often use the formulation that the Apostle Paul preferred, those who:
leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. Romans 1:27
If I'm being lazy, I usually just call them homos.
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Re: What should we call fags? -
06-27-2014, 08:26 AM
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I also tend to favor the Biblical term sodomite. In mixed company, I often use the formulation that the Apostle Paul preferred, those who:
leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. Romans 1:27
If I'm being lazy, I usually just call them homos.
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I find it inspiring to use the Bible to help us find answers. I like this verse, Romans 1:27, and it brings to my mind some new terms that I am just now inventing. Such as " bumluster" and "man-receptacle".
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Re: What should we call fags? -
06-30-2014, 02:20 AM
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No true Christian (which is 90% of the people on this site) is going to be a homosexual. If they were, then they would not be a true Christian, because homosexuality is against the bible, and if they were then they are not true Christians. And no one on this site is a homophobe, meaning they hate gay people. Instead, the true Christians care for gay people, so they try and save them from an eternity in the pits of hell. If that is not an act of love, then what is?
Leviticus 18:22
Leviticus 20:13
1 Timothy 1:10 kinda
1 Corinthians 7:2
Genesis 38:9-10 again, kind of not exactly.
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06-30-2014, 02:32 AM
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No true Christian (which is 90% of the people on this site) is going to be a homosexual. If they were, then they would not be a true Christian, because homosexuality is against the bible, and if they were then they are not true Christians. And no one on this site is a homophobe, meaning they hate gay people. Instead, the true Christians care for gay people, so they try and save them from an eternity in the pits of hell. If that is not an act of love, then what is?
Leviticus 18:22
Leviticus 20:13
1 Timothy 1:10 kinda
1 Corinthians 7:2
Genesis 38:9-10 again, kind of not exactly.
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Act of love? Leviticus 20:13 ?
If you guy really care about homosexuals, you wouldn't combine your effort to find new pejorative terms to call them with.
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06-30-2014, 02:37 AM
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I believe homosexuals and lesbians should have the same amount of respect as heterosexuals in a civilized society.
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Proverbs 28:26
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-30-2014, 02:44 AM
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Who cares what you think? Your unsaved opinions aren't worth a bucket of warm spittle. All we care about is what Jesus says.
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Re: What should we call fags? -
06-30-2014, 03:00 AM
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Act of love? Leviticus 20:13 ?
If you guy really care about homosexuals, you wouldn't combine your effort to find new pejorative terms to call them with.
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Better death before committing the act of sin and having a chance at heaven, than death after sin, when you will be I'm eternal torture for eternity. Which is worse: a few 'pleasures' (if you can call them that) being missed out on in life, or eternal torture after death.
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Re: What should we call fags? -
06-30-2014, 03:00 AM
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Blind are leading the blind.
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That's how the rest of the world lives. We True Christians™ have Christ Jesus to do our thinking for us. And He's not blind, I'm sure even you can agree with that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What should we call fags? -
06-30-2014, 04:11 AM
John 13:25: "Lest a man lay with man, he commits the highest sin, and therefore shall lay with a cow." "For a man to Pleasure himself, he hast broken his vow to God and his testicles may be cast from his body." "For a woman to treat her holy temple as a pile of stones, the stones may be cast soon her for all eternity."
Just don't speak to them, they don't desurve to be saved.
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Re: What should we call fags? -
06-30-2014, 04:15 AM
School's out and you're bored, we get it.
Just, why are all the short buses dropping their cargo here?
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06-30-2014, 05:06 AM
Why was my pink name removed? I liked it.
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06-30-2014, 05:18 AM
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Why was my pink name removed? I liked it.
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It'll have a strike-through if you keep whining.
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Re: What should we call fags? -
07-01-2014, 07:44 AM
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You know what you cracker *** potty language *** ! I have worked hard in life to become what I am now and i'm not gonna just sit here and watch you judge me cause of who I love. Me Castiel are in love and plan to get married on Christmas. I went to college, got my degree, and make 700,000$ a year so ya'll wanna call me a fag cause i'm gay fine. Just remember unlike ya'll mother *** potty language *** who think you all are good people cause you preach the lord but in reality i'm getting salvation and ya'll goin to hell cause it says in the bible Love thy neighbor and as long as i'm yo neighbor in the mortal realm you better *** potty language *** love me. Peace homies, im making waffles!
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Castiel? What? Okay... Look Dean, you should calm down. It's not gonna happen. You're a demon. No. Stop. This person watches too much Supernatural.
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07-01-2014, 01:45 PM
UNETHICAL HEATHEN DEVILS SPAWN
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Re: What should we call fags? -
07-01-2014, 06:30 PM
People
Humans
In the end, that's what we all are.
But props to you all on creativity.
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