[AliceDemonslayer]

Who needs vegetables when you can have pork?

[Attila's Wife]

Originally Posted by AliceDemonslayer

Who needs vegetables when you can have pork?

Hello Alice, and welcome back - I see you have been away for a while. Have you been in jail?

It is rare to see UnSaved Trash talking sense, but on this occasion you are absolutely right. Pigs eat plenty of vegetables, and so by eating pork we are getting all the vegetable matter that we need.

YiC
AW

[Daniel G]

I will take your word for it, I only eat meat, fruit and grains, and I shudder to remember the days when my parents (God mocking ones that lost their way) forced me to be a vegetarian. I managed to dodge the gay bullet fortunately!

[Fool Kid]

Vegetables in general? The article is talking about corn specifically.. funnily enough, corn is in just about everything you buy from the grocery store in america.

The apple pie you bought the other day? You can bet your bottom dollar there's corn in there. The package of twinkies for your midnight snack? Those are made entirely from corn.. including the packaging. The sodas and beers you drink regularly? That too.

So by your logic that vegetables make you gay.. wouldn't you be gay by now? You've no doubt had quite a few vegetables in your life.

(But even so, how the h*ck could vegetables make you gay? It is literally food. That's like saying drinking milk or eating pizza makes you gay. It's food.. not a special homosexual-converter.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Cool Kid

Vegetables in general? The article is talking about corn specifically.. funnily enough, corn is in just about everything you buy from the grocery store in america.

The apple pie you bought the other day? You can bet your bottom dollar there's corn in there. The package of twinkies for your midnight snack? Those are made entirely from corn.. including the packaging. The sodas and beers you drink regularly? That too.

So by your logic that vegetables make you gay.. wouldn't you be gay by now? You've no doubt had quite a few vegetables in your life.

(But even so, how the h*ck could vegetables make you gay? It is literally food. That's like saying drinking milk or eating pizza makes you gay. It's food.. not a special homosexual-converter.)

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Cool Kid

Vegetables in general? The article is talking about corn specifically.. funnily enough, corn is in just about everything you buy from the grocery store in america.

The apple pie you bought the other day? You can bet your bottom dollar there's corn in there. The package of twinkies for your midnight snack? Those are made entirely from corn.. including the packaging. The sodas and beers you drink regularly? That too.

So by your logic that vegetables make you gay.. wouldn't you be gay by now? You've no doubt had quite a few vegetables in your life.

(But even so, how the h*ck could vegetables make you gay? It is literally food. That's like saying drinking milk or eating pizza makes you gay. It's food.. not a special homosexual-converter.)

No self-respecting American woman would purchase a pie at a store.

No self-respecting American man would marry a woman who couldn't satisfy him with a juicy pie from her very own hands.

[Fool Kid]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

No self-respecting American woman would purchase a pie at a store.

No self-respecting American man would marry a woman who couldn't satisfy him with a juicy pie from her very own hands.

Because that was the point..

BUT it would be kind of dumb to not marry someone you love just because they couldn't make a "juicy pie"? And what if the man doesn't like pie? Your statement was very much point-blank and I don't know how I feel about it.

No self-respecting American person would legitimately accuse vegetables of making people gay.

[Steph Leia]

Originally Posted by Cool Kid

Because that was the point..

BUT it would be kind of dumb to not marry someone you love just because they couldn't make a "juicy pie"? And what if the man doesn't like pie? Your statement was very much point-blank and I don't know how I feel about it.

No self-respecting American person would legitimately accuse vegetables of making people gay.

Very many self-respecting Americans would accuse vegetables of turning people homosexual. Ms Etheldreda did it. Are you implying what I think you're implying?

Yes, your previous point was about store-bought pies, so she responded about store-bought pies. Marriage is about creating soldiers for Christ, and if a woman can't bake, what will she do with her spare time? She might think of getting a job outside the house!! Even you have to admit that is a horrible thought. If he doesn't like pie, his wife could bake him something other than pie. I thought that would have been obvious...

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Cool Kid

Because that was the point..

BUT it would be kind of dumb to not marry someone you love just because they couldn't make a "juicy pie"? And what if the man doesn't like pie? Your statement was very much point-blank and I don't know how I feel about it.

No self-respecting American person would legitimately accuse vegetables of making people gay.

Oh dear,

Understanding Godly issues really requires one to surpass the human concepts and the secular definitions of adjectives. Only then can one see the magnificent structure of God's Master plan.

Take the quoted sorry excuse of a post as an example:

"Kind of dumb"? This is not AT ALL about being/not being dumb. It is about following God's orders and His WILL, not trying to act smart in front of other Godless people. The definitions of dumb that have been corrupted by SATAN are not valid here. What is valid is GOD and His Word. It tells that women must be submissive and cater to the needs of their husbands. In our times this encompasses juicy, sweet or savory pie. And it is a man's duty to accept the submissiveness, accept the pie of one's OWN wife, not of a heathen ornamental baker who tries to enclose her imported false germ-ridden juiciness in plastic wrappings!

2 Samuel 13:8
So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's house; and he was laid down. And she took flour, and kneaded it, and made cakes in his sight, and did bake the cakes.

And "accusing vegetables"... Do not take metaphorical language as literal when scientific issues are being presented! "Vegetables make" does not entail that any True Christian™ would actually think that vegetables had a mind and free will and acted in a devious way to bring about havoc and apostasy and fornication. Of course they do not. SATAN uses vegetables as a TOOL to seduce and to corrupt! Old pious men knew better!

1 Samuel 20:24
So David hid himself in the field: and when the new moon was come, the king sat him down to eat meat.

Basically, you have been twisting the words of decent True Christians™ to attack their Godly® words. These are fallacies. Twisting words = straw man, not "understanding" the 'accusing' is called equivocation and calling pure Christian© ladies dumb is the ad hominem.

And the lack of scripture screams at us. I admit that pagan atheists and sodomites that have constant voluntary two-way traffic in their lower colon may need vegetable fibers to counteract the vile consequences of constipation caused by the fecal compression and sedimentation that is caused by recto-analism, respectively. This is ABSOLUTELY not needed once one is SAVED.

Saved by the Cross.

Think about that!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer