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10-16-2014, 03:45 AM
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is this really what Jesus would want?
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Yes.
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10-16-2014, 04:25 AM
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Reading all of this, I can really see how loving and accepting christians really are. I encourage you all to look back at what you have recently posted and ask yourself, is this really what Jesus would want? If you say yes, this is what Jesus wants, then I ask you, why the piffle would you want to worship such a hateful being...
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Nonsense. Why would Jesus give us commands that He didn't want us to obey (John 14:15)? And He's not a hateful being at all. Jesus is God (John 10:30), and God is love (1 John 4:8).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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10-16-2014, 11:28 AM
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Reading all of this, I can really see how loving and accepting christians really are. I encourage you all to look back at what you have recently posted and ask yourself, is this really what Jesus would want?
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Yes it is.
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If you say yes, this is what Jesus wants, then I ask you, why the piffle would you want to worship such a hateful being...
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Because He requires us to do so. Even if He were hateful. He isn't of course, if we love Him, He will love us right back and deal with us fair.
And let's be honest, it's not our fault that we bash gays, they choose to be gay, they know this is a Christian nation in a Christian world, they know and choose to get what they've got coming for them.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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11-22-2014, 06:05 AM
I am a proud homosexual and God Loves me. What's the problem?
I have faith, Jesus is the love of my life.
I am not a sinner, I am myself and I love myself for who I am.
Does being happy makes me a sinner?
The Bible doesnt talk about homosexual.
Hate me if you want to.
But Jesus will always be by my side... touching me... because we are so close.
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11-22-2014, 06:45 AM
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I am a proud homosexual and God Loves me. What's the problem?
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Bwahahaha, God doesn't love sodomites!
Do you know where the word "sodomite" comes from? There was a little town called Sodom on the Jordan river that God destroyed (with fire!) because people there were so perverted.
Oops!
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I have faith, Jesus is the love of my life.
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No, the stench of anal sex is the love of your life.
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I am not a sinner, I am myself and I love myself for who I am.
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Yes, self-love is pretty common in the gaysexual community.
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Does being happy makes me a sinner?
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Of course not! That's retarded.
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The Bible doesnt talk about homosexual.
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(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Oops!
( Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Double oops!
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Hate me if you want to.
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I don't hate anyone.
Please don't confuse GOD'S hate with any emotion I might have.
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But Jesus will always be by my side... touching me... because we are so close.
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11-22-2014, 08:07 AM
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But Jesus will always be by my side... touching me... because we are so close.
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Not unless your fag lover is a messicant catlick blasphemously named after God's son.
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02-10-2015, 03:50 PM
I never understood why anyone would want flakes for breakfast anyway...
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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04-22-2015, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
We need to know who the abominations are. We need to be told who is a danger to morality, who wishes to destroy marriage and who hates the American Way.
I take much pleasure in outting the following queers who are an affront to God!
Anderson Cooper
Journalist & TV Presenter
Born 3 June 1967
Ellen Degeneres
Entertainer
Born 26 January 1958
The Fab Five
Reality Show Stars
Jodie Foster
Actress
Born 19 November 1962
Barney Frank
Politician
Born 31 March 1940
Amy Lamé
Entertainer
Born 1970
Jane Lynch
Actress & Comedian
Born 14 July 1960
Rosie O'Donnell
Entertainer
Born 21 March 1962
Please add to the list.
Look on this as a Christian Wiki Project, we will only be done when every homer in the US is exposed!
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Again I will say this is hate apon your fellow brothers and sister why do hate when God preaches love. Yes the old testament does hold truths but Jesus teaches his ways are love and they are to be followed. Do you think Jesus had not met a gay man. He most likely has. Do you think he hated or belittled the man. Nooo he loved him and hugged him and said my son you are safe with me and I love you. I preach the truth and the love I give is truth. I expect that to be what Jesus would of said. I hope my words reach the hearts of you all. Again I love all and hope you are all doing well. Lord please forgive this who hate me for my love for the same sex. They're hate is misdirected and uncalled for. Please help them Lord for I have forgiveness them and I know your choices are correct so please if it be your will help them
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04-22-2015, 05:58 AM
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...Do you think Jesus had not met a gay man. He most likely has. Do you think he hated or belittled the man. Nooo he loved him and hugged him and said my son you are safe with me and I love you...
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Scripture or STFU, thanks.
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04-22-2015, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by jay the teen
Again I will say this is hate apon your fellow brothers and sister why do hate when God preaches love. Yes the old testament does hold truths but Jesus teaches his ways are love and they are to be followed.
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Nonsense. Jesus preaches cleansing and imminent battle in preparation of Justice!
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:34
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:
For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three.
"They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother,
mother-in-law against daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law."
Luke 12:51-53
"It will come about in that day," declares the LORD of hosts, "that I will cut off the names of the idols from the land, and they will no longer be remembered;
and I will also remove the prophets and the unclean spirit from the land.
And it shall come to pass, that when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live;
for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.
Zechariah 13:2-3
If your parents are Christians, they will be compelled to kill you themselves if you continue spewing forth this false gospel. That is, unless they want to join you in Hell for refusing obedience (Matthew 12:30).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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04-22-2015, 06:27 PM
Both of the men you speak of are good people and have done nothing to deserve your spiteful hate I pray for you that you may see your errors
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04-22-2015, 06:30 PM
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Both of the men you speak of are good people and have done nothing to deserve your spiteful hate I pray for you that you may see your errors
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Don't waste God's time. God does not hear the prayers of an unrepentant homer.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-01-2015, 01:29 AM
I am genderfluid and pansexual. I like being me and will except anyone who is not hateful. I myself am a christian but even I agknowledge that parts of the bible are outdated and hateful. I think you forget the part with love thy neighbor as thyself?
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05-01-2015, 01:47 AM
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I am genderfluid and pansexual. I like being me and will except anyone who is not hateful...
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Oh, so you approve of anyone who approves of you, first. So non-judgemental.
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Then you're not a Christian, as Jesus said (in the Bible) that NOTHING from God's Word is ever outdated:
Matthew 5:17-18 "17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled."
Have heaven and earth passed while no one was watching?
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...I think you forget the part with love thy neighbor as thyself?
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Ever hear of a thing called "context"? How you can pull one phrase or sentence out of something, and suddenly the meaning is totally changed? That's what whoever convinced you that God does not think you are a vile, wretched, horrid abomination deserving a gruesome, painful death as soon as possible (according to the Bible) did.
Jesus did not mean "everyone" when He said that. This sermon may clear up some of your confusion: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?
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05-01-2015, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by demifluidSwag
I am genderfluid and pansexual. I like being me and will except anyone who is not hateful. I myself am a christian but even I agknowledge that parts of the bible are outdated and hateful. I think you forget the part with love thy neighbor as thyself?
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You think your own religion is outdated and hateful? I smell a troll.
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05-01-2015, 01:58 AM
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You think your own religion is outdated and hateful? I smell a troll.
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Fyi, this entire website is one big blessing.
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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05-01-2015, 09:09 AM
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Fyi, this entire website is one big blessing.
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Amen to that!
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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05-05-2015, 01:32 AM
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I am genderfluid and pansexual. I like being me and will except anyone who is not hateful. I myself am a christian but even I agknowledge that parts of the bible are outdated and hateful. I think you forget the part with love thy neighbor as thyself?
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When the Bible issues gender-specific commands, which do you follow?
If your answer is anything other than "I follow the commands issued to the gender I was assigned at birth by God" then there will be tears -- mine, yours and those of little baby Jesus.
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06-29-2015, 08:35 AM
Devastating news!
Jesus weeps. Ever since the "Supreme Court" travesty His eyes have not had the time to dry. One of t he principal alpha-males in the World, the Australian actor and former Governor Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, has openly announced his homosexual tendencies and his support to the disastrous decision to allow only male-male or male-woman marriages from now on.
Yes, the terminator with Godly weaponry has gone over to the side of the dark orifice. The rainbow colors are misleading. In fact, the only colors allowed from now on are the pitch black of the rectal interior and the shades of brown of the excreta that fills the colon and the minds of these traitors.
The swarming sodomists have hijacked the sardine stones and the rainbow...
Genesis 9:12-13
And God said, This [is] the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that [is] with you, for perpetual generations: I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
Revelation 4:3
And he that sat was to look upon like a jasper and a sardine stone: and there was a rainbow round about the throne, in sight like unto an emerald.
..and now also the promising Mr. Schwarzenegger .
Romans 1:27
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Verily, after using women as they should be used to fecundity and fornication, Mr. Arnold has now embraced the homersexual lifestyle. We should have known: behind that beautiful and alluring (in a masculine way) face there was always a demon lurking.
These are his new pink colors in his native tongue!
Hasta la vista, indeed! We'll look at you down below in the Furnace very very soon, you'll be quite sorry for the grief you caused Jesus by then! Mr. Schwarzenegger should know this! He's done stunts depicting his descent into Hell!
Job 12:17
He leadeth counsellors away spoiled, and maketh the judges fools.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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05-18-2016, 01:09 AM
It is sad when a religion meant for love is used as a mask for murder of those different than you. But oh well, just more souls for my sweet demons, they grow hungry so quickly you know, but your "faith" feeds them quite well. See I don't care about about petty sexuality, I feed off hate and murder ,and I'll see you REAL soon -Luce
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