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Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-14-2012, 09:50 PM
I sit here typing this alone, tear stains still wet on my cheeks. I have finally become tired of living this lie. The Heathen_Basher you all know is a sham. In truth, I have been living in the depths of the most depraved sins for years now. I want to change, but I am weak.
Brothers, I confess to you today that I am a fan of rock and roll music!
It all started two years ago. I was going through the radio in my car while on a trip out of state to tune into some conservative talk radio, but accidentally left it on a station that plays alternative rock music. I'm ashamed to admit that Satan got the better of me. The music intrigued me, the pulsing rhythm, the intensity of the singing, the lyrics...it all made my head spin.
It didn't stop there. I started tuning my radio to the station every once in a while. First just for a few minutes, then a little longer until it was all I listened to! It got to the point where that wasn't enough. I started downloading songs off the internet into my ipod so I could listen to the rock music any time I wanted.
I was so afraid of anyone finding out. I kept saying I would quit, and I got close to it, and I kept praying that God would forgive me. But again and again I would fall back into the horrible sin. I am so weak. Nobody could imagine the kind of filth this seemingly innocent church boy was listening to in his spare time. "Alexisonfire", "Pearl Jam", "Tool", "Stone Temple Pilots", "IllScarlett", "Young the Giant", "Black Keys", "Nirvana", "Metallica"...the list goes on and on.
Well today I was at home and heard an announcement for a local rock concert. I was this close to ordering tickets when I finally realized what depths I had sunk to.
I know this all may sound shocking, and I can understand if you never look at me the same way. But I need help overcoming this. Pray for me, my brothers and sisters. I am lost and so alone.
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-14-2012, 10:16 PM
Oh brother, I can't believe this. And you told me the other night that you had to visit your mom in the hospital when I invited you to the Up With Jesus Acapella Singers.
You were probably off listening to the Led Zeppelin. I especially hate Houses of the Holy side two track four The Ocean. SHAME ON YOU!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-14-2012, 10:26 PM
Words fail me in expressing the depths of my disappointment. But it is Jesus whom you have wounded anew.
I will pray for you after I have thanked the Lord Jesus again for Pat Boone.
Sadly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-14-2012, 10:27 PM
Brother Basher,
GOD bless you for the courage and strength it takes to make this kind of announcement to disapproving older men in your church.
But you've done the right thing, and it's not too late.
Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much. - 5:16
The first thing I recommend is you burn that Satanic iPod machine right away! There is no place for such a device in the Christian world.
The only music you need to be listening to is good old fashioned praise and worship music!
Music, like all things, exists solely as another tool for the praising of GOD!
Praise the LORD with harp: sing unto him with the psaltery and an instrument of ten strings. - Psalm 33:2
I would recommend you get yourself to Pastor Zeke's study as soon as possible to be inspected for demon possession! You know what the rock and roll can do to a person!
I will attend, just in case he needs help.
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-15-2012, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Words fail me in expressing the depths of my disappointment. But it is Jesus whom you have wounded anew.
I will pray for you after I have thanked the Lord Jesus again for Pat Boone.
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I wouldn't be so fast, Sister!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-15-2012, 01:28 AM
some of them aren't too bad, though
and this lot use some quite up to date themes
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-15-2012, 02:21 AM
This is terrible. It's as if you ripped the scabs right off our Blessed Savior's wrist, foot, and side wounds, causing Him to shed His Blood all over again.
I'm sorry. It's just going to be some time before I am ready to talk with you again. And please, stay away from my sons.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-16-2012, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Oh brother, I can't believe this. And you told me the other night that you had to visit your mom in the hospital when I invited you to the Up With Jesus Acapella Singers.
You were probably off listening to the Led Zeppelin. I especially hate Houses of the Holy side two track four The Ocean. SHAME ON YOU!
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I've gone through my first rock-less night and my hands are shaking as I type this. I came on here to find encouragement and instead I found this. I guess it's what I deserve...
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-16-2012, 02:21 PM
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-16-2012, 02:32 PM
I'm glad you have had the courage to admit it, courage that was given to you by Jesus. The same courage given to me to help me to admit to myself and my friends at Landover that I was once a filthy, spud eating, drunken Mick.
With prayer you can overcome your evil vice. Remember, when you pick up the KJV bible the devil gets a headache, when you open it he passes out and when you seek salvation from within its pages he explodes back into the depths of hell where he belongs. May God bless you brother and give you the strength now to match your courage.
Remember Isaiah when he could no longer tell good from evil and needed God's wisdom to help him, I think you may have experienced something similar, something you thought was good, is actually evil, but the good Lord helped you realise the error you were making before it was too late; Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter. (Isa 5:20 KJV). Read that daily and you'll help despatch satan back into his firey pit with all his evil music.
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-16-2012, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
I sit here typing this alone, tear stains still wet on my cheeks. I have finally become tired of living this lie. The Heathen_Basher you all know is a sham. In truth, I have been living in the depths of the most depraved sins for years now. I want to change, but I am weak.
Brothers, I confess to you today that I am a fan of rock and roll music!
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Brother, might I suggest that you (a) ask Jesus for forgiveness and (b) man up? As bad as rock music is, I'm sure Jesus will forgive you for that. But a grown man crying? That's borderline homosexual behavior, and you know that Jesus hates gays. I really hope this isn't a sign of some deeper issues.
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Of course, brother. You may be lost, but you will never be alone as long as people come to the Landover Baptist Church to pray.
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-16-2012, 04:08 PM
I'm going to pray for, you, brother HB, that you do not sink into the depths of despair known as jazz-fusion. If you fall that far I'm not sure if there can be any redemption for you.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-17-2012, 01:54 AM
Perhaps it is no more than Satan tricking you into thinking you are a fan of the rock music. You know, you have been bought by the blood of Christ (Acts 20:28) so it can't be your own mind that is speaking to you, even if it does sound like your voice. You can't really trust your mind anyway, what with Satan whispering his lies to us all day and night.
I'll pray for you, that you may be delivered of this demon of rock and roll that is trying to convince you to let him into your soul. Hold fast, brother.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-17-2012, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
I've gone through my first rock-less night and my hands are shaking as I type this. I came on here to find encouragement and instead I found this. I guess it's what I deserve...
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Be strong, brother. Rock music will turn you queer in a New York minute unless you gird your loins with Prayer!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-18-2012, 09:43 PM
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-18-2012, 10:31 PM
I confess that my wife Delores and I own a Rock and Roll record album:
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-19-2012, 01:05 AM
That is so sick! I saw a video of that Clayton-Thomas guy shedding sweat and tears while Sir Elton drew blood from his exponentially exploded anus. I think it must be a pubic school thing.
I left before he "arrived".
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-20-2012, 07:35 PM
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I confess that my wife Delores and I own a Rock and Roll record album:
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Thank you brother. That song has done wonders to help me from wanting to listen to more rock music...
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-23-2012, 02:01 PM
I just recieved the record, "100 Minutes of Music" and played it on my "Landover Baptist backward player" record player that only plays records backwards to listen in on satan's latest attempt to corrupt our kids. As soon as I began playing it, I clearly heard a voice telling me vote for Obama and have an abortion! Then, after several seconds of gibberish, I clearly heard the words "think about Darwin and masturbate".
This demonic disc of satanic vinyl will meet it's demise Sunday at our weekly book, record, tape and CD burning to be held after our church service. YIC
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Re: Forgive me brothers for I have sinned! I confess I've been leading a double life! -
04-29-2012, 06:09 PM
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I started downloading songs off the internet into my ipod so I could listen
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I think you need immediate consulting of senior Pastor
Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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