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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
09-28-2007, 02:28 AM
ohh sorry, I joined here because is interesting this Os, catolic guy. I will write some about me.
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
09-28-2007, 03:29 AM
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ohh sorry, I joined here because is interesting this Os, catolic guy. I will write some about me.
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Who are you adressing? There is no "catolic guy" here. We are True Christians, not mary worshiping cultists.
I look forward to hearing about your favorite Bible verses.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
09-28-2007, 03:30 AM
Well, friend. I'll tell you how you can get JesOS. It isn't available as a download. It's free as in salvation. First, you have to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, and you have to demonstrate your salvation by setting up a generous tithing schedule.
Once you have been a member in good standing for long enough, we will send a technician over to your house to install the software. As part of the License Agreement, you will have to agree to a search of your property for alcohol, drugs, pornography, and books about liberal politics or science, with all contraband being confiscated, and your tithing schedule adjusted upwards accordingly.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
10-01-2007, 06:03 PM
We need to conduct an audit. Some atheist over at RichardDawkins.net has a copy of the JesOS install CD. Who is missing their copy? You will be much better off if you come clean now instead of waiting for Bobby Joe's security detail to perform house-to-house searches.
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Unfortunately I couldn't get Jes-OS to run on my PC. I kept hearing voices calling me a "goat pleasuring son of a one eyed whore" whenever I put the CD-ROM in the drive, and sulphurous smoke kept erupting from the back of the system case ...
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Yeah, that will happen. Did you admit that you are a worthless sinner, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, and provide your bank account number and routing number to Landover Baptist Church during the install, as the license agreement requires?
The programmers use a faith-based approach to software development, so they know the software is 100% free of bugs, and testing is not required. Because of the developers' faith, the Holy Ghost adds tons and tons of surprising and unexpected features. Only a unsaved heathen would consider such to be bugs. They are working on getting PraiseZilla up and running, so that a list can be compiled of all the exciting additional features the users have been blessed with. The LORD is so good!
I have to ask how you obtained your copy. I thought it was only supposed to be available to silver-level tithers or higher in good standing.
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Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
10-01-2007, 07:47 PM
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We need to conduct an audit. Some atheist over at RichardDawkins.net has a copy of the JesOS install CD. Who is missing their copy? You will be much better off if you come clean now instead of waiting for Bobby Joe's security detail to perform house-to-house searches.
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PDF's copy disappeared while he was at the AAI convention.
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
10-01-2007, 09:57 PM
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PDF's copy disappeared while he was at the AAI convention.
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What's AAI, Pastor? "American Atheist Intervention?" by any chance?
I want to go too
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
10-02-2007, 01:14 AM
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What's AAI, Pastor? "American Atheist Intervention?" by any chance?
I want to go too
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Don't ask, sweet sister. And whatever you do, do not google AAI.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
10-02-2007, 05:06 AM
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PDF's copy disappeared while he was at the AAI convention.
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I would not be too concerned Pastor Pistle, JesOS is encrypted and the license agreement mentions Leviticus (26) as punishment to all those who violate its covenants (something that heathen Bill Gates never thought of).
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
10-02-2007, 02:00 PM
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Don't ask, sweet sister. And whatever you do, do not google AAI.
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
11-29-2007, 08:11 PM
WTF?!!??!!!?!?! yall r soooooo gay! like someone is going to actually care if yall gave the download to other people or not. yall r being just like Mircrosoft! JesOS should be a freely distributed form of OS and remember that Jesus wants to good to ALL humanity not only Christians so if you just kept that OS to ur selves Jeses him self is going to get mad at you.
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
11-29-2007, 08:15 PM
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JesOS should be a freely distributed form of OS
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What are you, a communist or something?
Next you'll tell us you want it open source so you can re-compile it with the automatic tithing and porn blocking disabled.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
11-29-2007, 08:29 PM
lol i didnt say i want the source i just said the OS i never said anything about the source plus puttin that in reality its just like what Jesus said that everyone have the right to choose what ever he wants but if he choose the wrong path then your pretty much going to hell and thats the same thing for the software if someone disabled the porn blocker then good for him, the spiders in hell r also waitin for him
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
11-29-2007, 08:36 PM
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lol i didnt say i want the source i just said the OS i never said anything about the source plus puttin that in reality its just like what Jesus said that everyone have the right to choose what ever he wants but if he choose the wrong path then your pretty much going to hell and thats the same thing for the software if someone disabled the porn blocker then good for him, the spiders in hell r also waitin for him
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Friend, I can't make heads or tails of that post. Would you mind rewriting that, using complete sentences, a spell checker, and punctuation?
Thank you.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
04-28-2012, 02:09 PM
Where's the download link?
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
04-28-2012, 02:44 PM
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Where's the download link?
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
04-28-2012, 03:14 PM
Pastor Peters, is there a newer version of JesOS? I currently have 7.21 Not there is anything wrong with it but I was wondering if there are any enhancements to improve the Biblical experience.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
04-28-2012, 06:50 PM
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Dear friend:
Please read the thread before posting. Thank you, and have a blessed day.
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Forgive me pastor, I didn't realize it was that simple.
I don't even have to install it myself?
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Re: JesOS: What's in YOUR future? -
04-28-2012, 11:44 PM
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Pastor Peters, is there a newer version of JesOS? I currently have 7.21 Not there is anything wrong with it but I was wondering if there are any enhancements to improve the Biblical experience.
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I've been meaning to ask you if you're ready to step up to "Gold Tither" status, friend. After all this time stuck at the silver level, wouldn't it be good to know what the inside of the Gold Tither Men's Lounge looks like?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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