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Default Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! - 08-23-2016, 08:42 AM

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Shameful.Im sure you had fun at her secular city hall "wedding", but know this: it's an illegitimate"civil union" in the Eyes of The Lord God, and both your sister's and her Taoist's eternal souls are in jeopardy of damnation and Hellfire.


I just pray your father tithes his 50 shekels. I
My spell check took over, here's what I meant to say:


Shameful. I'm sure you had fun at her secular city hall "wedding", but know this: it's an illegitimate"civil union" in the Eyes of The Lord God, and both your sister's and her rapist's eternal souls are in jeopardy of damnation and Hellfire.


I just pray your father tithes his 50 shekels.


Yours in Christ,
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Default Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! - 08-24-2016, 05:06 PM

That wedding dress is revolting and sinful. Women should never have any skin other than that on their heads, necks and hands visible, and certainly not their backs!

I will pray that you will repent of your lust and accept as your savior. If you don't, then Jesus has a warm place prepared just for you.


Leviticus 19:19

"Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."
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Default Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! - 08-24-2016, 09:23 PM

For future reference, a truly virginous bride who loves Jesus with all of her heart, should wear proper Christian attire on her wedding day. Dress should cover the ankles, sleeves must hide the arms, bosoms and cursed female curves should be obscured from wanting eyes underneath sheaths of fabric, and hair should be covered by a traditional woman's head bonnet or scarf.


The following is a perfect example of what a proper Christian bride should wear on her wedding day:



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Default Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! - 08-25-2016, 05:42 PM

Not to be picky, but shouldn't this discussion be in the ladies' prayer shack? We men - especially professionals such as equine gnathologists - have little time for unimportant cackling about wedding dresses.


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry


PS: As was pointed out here, it's so: your sister is a filthy slut who has defiled her temple by displaying her lady parts in such an unsuitable garment. I pray she finds Jesus.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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