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06-14-2016, 11:02 AM
Sup mah ***racist expressions removed***, i heard about this ***stupid expressions removed*** from mah ***racist expressions removed***and he said i should worship god and all that ***stupid expressions removed***
so i guess i better start fittin in you kno
any of you ***racist expressions removed*** smokin some of that chronic? just look for somethin in common friendss.
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06-14-2016, 11:17 AM
why da ***more stupidity***???? also where is the gay sub forum ?
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06-14-2016, 11:22 AM
Dear GanjaHomer,
Though I am not well versed in Jive, I'm sure you have not shared how you came to Jesus, or your favorite passage from the Bible or where you fellowship.
Here's an idea; type your native tongue into "Google translate" and paste the American results in this thread.
In Christ,
~H. L. Schlangern
"And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves. No doubt this man is a murderer. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god." ~ Acts 28:4-6
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Re: Hey yo -
06-14-2016, 11:30 AM
yo yo yo how i came 2 jesus? no boy i am jesus
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Re: Hey yo -
06-14-2016, 11:37 AM
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yo yo yo how i came 2 jesus? no boy i am jesus
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Dear Mr. Homie,
You may continue playing the illeterate retard but that makes you quite uninteresting, however, if you wish, we can actually discuss the Glory of God and Jesus with you.
It's your choice.
1 Peter 2:15
For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
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06-14-2016, 11:40 AM
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yo yo yo how i came 2 jesus? no boy i am hay-seuss
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OK, you're a Bean. There's room in God's kingdom for all kinds, as long as you accept Jesus and keep His commandments. I pray you are worthy.
~H. L. Schlangern
"And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves. No doubt this man is a murderer. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god." ~ Acts 28:4-6
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06-14-2016, 11:42 AM
im not a rtard i support satan and jesus and im willing to accept satan's son jesus into my heart
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Re: Hey yo -
06-14-2016, 11:46 AM
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im not a rtard i support satan and jesus and im willing to accept satan's son jesus into my heart
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Your unBiblical thoughts on Jesus sense, because most Beans are Catlick by birth . Read the Bible [KJV] for yourself and get to the nearest church [KJV] as soon as possible!
~H. L. Schlangern
"And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves. No doubt this man is a murderer. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god." ~ Acts 28:4-6
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Re: Hey yo -
06-14-2016, 11:54 AM
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Re: Hey yo -
06-14-2016, 12:06 PM
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i dot need church i know eerything i need to know about Gzuz and his homies
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Ah! At last. Another theologian! I feel God has answered my prayers for help.
As you know so much about Christ, I have a problem you will be able to help with: I am presently engaged on another forum discussing the Miracle of the Cursed Fig Tree in relation to the Marcionist heresy. As you will appreciate much hangs on its links to Hellenistic philosophy. Could you give me your thoughts?
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Re: Hey yo -
06-14-2016, 01:13 PM
Hello GangstaHomie.
You do not sound like a black person you sound like a white person trying to sound like a black person I see that all the time I am in Florida also they like to show their underpants they should wear belts.
You should be happy with the way you are and not try to be someone else look at Psalms 139:14 it says:
I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.
Later on in that chapter it says I hate with perfect hatred he is talking about the enemies of God.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: Hey yo -
06-14-2016, 01:49 PM
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Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 06-14-2016 at 01:53 PM.
Reason: Potty mouth.
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Re: Hey yo -
06-14-2016, 01:54 PM
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Gee, when you take out all the baloney, you don't really have a lot to say now do you?
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Hey yo -
06-14-2016, 04:48 PM
You seem to be lost, gay black-faces like you belong on the forums at www.hellboundsinners.net
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