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Default Re: Introductory Thread V2 - 08-09-2016, 09:33 PM
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And we have it, it's called the Holy Bible! Do you really think that God would be so cruel to give us an unreliable Manual of Life?
Yes, I do. Where is he now? Smiting ISIS? There are earthly soldiers dying to stop what God has determined to exist in the first place and He knew it would happen. Proverbs 26:17 To attempt to stop ISIS is attempting to stop God's will. And the King James bible is not the holy one, it's doesn't even have holy in the title. The King James is a bible of man - English is not God's language - and you are sinners for thinking as such.
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Default Re: Introductory Thread V2 - 08-09-2016, 10:14 PM
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Yes, I do. Where is he now? Smiting ISIS? There are earthly soldiers dying to stop what God has determined to exist in the first place and He knew it would happen. Proverbs 26:17 To attempt to stop ISIS is attempting to stop God's will. And the King James bible is not the holy one, it's doesn't even have holy in the title. The King James is a bible of man - English is not God's language - and you are sinners for thinking as such.
Hello Wishindo, and welcome to our friendly forums! Let me assure you the Lord thy God is busy and actively holding everything together (Colossians 1:17)! To remind us of His love, He sometimes even deigns to leave His Holy Image in unexpected, seemingly random places for Believers and Seekers alike to find and be Blessed! You can see some of these in this thread here: Jesus Spotting!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Introductory Thread V2 - 08-09-2016, 10:14 PM
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...The King James is a bible of man - English is not God's language - and you are sinners for thinking as such.
Please point out where the King James says such malarkey.

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Default Re: Introductory Thread V2 - 08-09-2016, 10:49 PM
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Please point out where the King James says such malarkey.
He never said such things, but one can find that I am correct if they use their God-given intellect to see that:
  • A general practice of guilt until proven otherwise
  • James 2:10
  • Therefore, all humans lie at the start
  • King James is a human
  • King James sponsored his bible translation
  • Which means King James controlled the bible passages, by only paying those translators who'd "translate" it in his own image

  • English was first spoken in early medieval England, which occurs only after the fifth century after Christ
  • God would never speak in a blasphemous tongue
  • English is blasphemous

  • Your idolizing a false god by worshiping the god portrayed in King James "bible"
  • Idolizing false gods is a sin
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Jesus Re: Introductory Thread V2 - 08-09-2016, 10:54 PM
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Default Re: Introductory Thread V2 - 08-09-2016, 10:59 PM
Mr. Wishindo, attempting to cloak your blasphemous assertions in pseudointellectual sounding, made up nonsense doesn't have the effect you think it does. It is God's elect you are addressing. We get two or three retards a week who come up with the same idiocies. Satan is more easily taken by your kind of blather. Maybe he'll let you sit with the scientists.

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Default Re: Introductory Thread V2 - 08-09-2016, 11:19 PM
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Mr. Wishindo, attempting to cloak your blasphemous assertions in pseudointellectual sounding, made up nonsense doesn't have the effect you think it does. It is God's elect you are addressing. We get two or three retards a week who come up with the same idiocies. Satan is more easily taken by your kind of blather. Maybe he'll let you sit with the scientists.
King James is not the true one. Scripture or it didn't happen, as you say.
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Default Re: Introductory Thread V2 - 08-09-2016, 11:35 PM
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King James is not the true one. Scripture or it didn't happen, as you say.
Yet when asked for Scripture from the King James supporting your contention that the King James Bible is somehow blasphemous, you readily admit that it says no such thing:


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Please point out where the King James says such malarkey.
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He never said such things...

Only offering a bunch of weak and completely unsupported assertions about James' motivations, strung together with laughable fallacies.


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King James is not the true one. Scripture or it didn't happen, as you say.
God promised to preserve His words:

Psalm 12:6-7: The words of the LORD [are] pure words: [as] silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

Isaiah 40:8: The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

Matt. 24:35: Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

Which of the following are we supposed to believe, and why?
  1. God preserved His words, just as He promised.
  2. God couldn't preserve His words, in which case He is not omnipotent.
  3. God reneged on His promise to preserve His words, in which case He has acted dishonorably.
  4. God isn't aware that His words haven't been preserved, in which case He is at best negligent.
  5. The Bible never contained God's words to begin with.
  6. There is no God.

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Jesus' eternal love Re: Introductory Thread V2 - 08-10-2016, 12:58 AM
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And we have it, it's called the Holy Bible! Do you really think that God would be so cruel to give us an unreliable Manual of Life?
Thank you, Sister Basilissa, AMEN!

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King James is not the true one. Scripture or it didn't happen, as you say.

And that is supposed to make sense?

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I also have no idea what you are saying, but it's clear you do not have the meek, repenting attitude you will need if you hope to grow in your faith.

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