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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 03-30-2016, 06:28 PM
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They are far more unique than you conservative jesus-freaks, that's for sure! (And just to clarify, I'm not calling all Christians jesus-freaks, only the crazy ones like you. My best friend is Christian, and she is one of the sweetest, most talented, determined individuals I've ever met).
Could you please explain the difference between True Christian "Jesus freaks", as you call them, and the type of "Christian" your loser goth friend is? Do you realize her uniqueness is what will damn her eternally to Hell?

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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 03-30-2016, 09:44 PM
why Victory OS aren't you a bit fat to be considered a true christian you might be punished and get diabetes if you keep eating like a cow.
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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 03-31-2016, 02:48 AM
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why Victory OS aren't you a bit fat to be considered a true christian you might be punished and get diabetes if you keep eating like a cow.
Don't be silly. Throughout the Old Testament Jesus rewarded good acts by instructing His people to eat the fat of the calf. And lots of it, too. Why, He wants us to practically burst with our reward (Ezekiel 39:19). Now why would He punish people for partaking in the rewards He generously gives them? Throughout Bible times, the faithful have enjoyed all kinds of rich, succulent foods like red meant, fat, cheese, cream, butter, and oil (Deuteronomy 32:13-14; 1 Samuel 17:18). The most favored people were rewarded with the biggest portions (Genesis 43:34). And yet, He never ONCE gave them diabetes. Go ahead and look in the Holy Bible. You won't find mention of it in there once. So you can eat all the rabbit food you want, but the LORD will continue to reward True Christians™ who serve Him, like Sister Vicky. Amply.

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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