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  • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

    Makes as much sense as the Zombie on a stick

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    • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

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      • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Black View Post

        That was beautiful Brother Billy Bob.

        I know I would be more than ready if JESUS came to the door!
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        • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

          "I'd rather be an old time Christian than anything I know."

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

            JESUS Use Me!


            (Grab a hanky. It's so beautiful you'll shed a tear)



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            This song has touched people so deeply. Here is just a few comments on how this beautiful song changed their life

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            This song cured my AIDS
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            • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

              Oh, Dear Christ, Thank You! Thank You Sweet Baby Jesus In A Basket!



              These boyz are saving young queers and joos all over the world with their glorious message of Christ's unadulterated love!

              Rapt In The Blood Of Christ,
              Harry Lester
              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
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              • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                Oh, Dear Christ, Thank You! Thank You Sweet Baby Jesus In A Basket!



                These boyz are saving young queers and joos all over the world with their glorious message of Christ's unadulterated love!

                Rapt In The Blood Of Christ,
                Harry Lester

                Brother that song was OUTSTANDING! Out of 5 stars, I gave it a 10!

                I'm going to go listen to it again!
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                • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                  I know I posted this video recently on other thread, but as it was bit out of place, I thought I'd posted it here too. I apologize for vain repeating.



                  Yeah, I noticed that singer is fond of his bling, but I guess all artists are little hippie like. Like Ted Nugent.

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                  • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                    This song is one of my favorites. The deep message of these lyrics has always touched my Christian heart:

                    How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                    The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                    How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                    God HATES Carbon Dating

                    2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                    • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

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                      • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                        Well, here is something nice to flush that monstrosity that Jo Freddie posted out of your ears:

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                        • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                          Well, here is something nice to flush that monstrosity that Zechariah Smyth out of your ears.

                          Last edited by Talitha; 04-25-2011, 07:57 AM. Reason: Typo

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                          • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                            All this incredibly beautiful music has deeply touched my soul. I love True Christian music!

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                            • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                              Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

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                              • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                I wonder if any of Christian music enthusiasts would be ready to share joy and blessing of this Godly music with me:







                                I would appreciate it in the mp3 format.

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                                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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