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Default Re: Why dont i get any luck? - 07-01-2011, 06:24 AM

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I dare you, forum member.
OK so I went in the closet for a good 15 minutes hard prayer, but was unable to come up with the goods. This is the first time this has happened, I'm so embarassed.
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Default Re: Why dont i get any luck? - 07-04-2011, 11:06 PM

I guess a lot of the women here are really modest or think their ugly because I haven't heard from a single one yet! So just to make it easy, I'll drop my standards down to Humongous and over. This leaves it wide open because I think that she is a natural for the start of the beauty scale.

Come on ladies! First come first served! (unless a better one comes along of course )
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Default Re: Why dont i get any luck? - 07-05-2011, 05:56 AM

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I guess a lot of the women here are really modest or think their ugly because I haven't heard from a single one yet! So just to make it easy, I'll drop my standards down to Humongous and over. This leaves it wide open because I think that she is a natural for the start of the beauty scale.

Come on ladies! First come first served! (unless a better one comes along of course )
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I'll throw my hat in the ring too, if JustGotSaved is willing, for a double date. If just one girl replies maybe we could go out as a group of three and the girl can pick who she wants at the end of the night. I prefer 8s or over, plus the standard stuff - blond, blue eyes, trust fund would be nice . Just kidding... ha ha. Would be nice though. Oh and no fatties.
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I'll throw my hat in the ring too, if JustGotSaved is willing, for a double date. If just one girl replies maybe we could go out as a group of three and the girl can pick who she wants at the end of the night. I prefer 8s or over, plus the standard stuff - blond, blue eyes, trust fund would be nice . Just kidding... ha ha. Would be nice though. Oh and no fatties.
Dude, no double date. I don't know you.

Besides your scaring all the babes away and making us sound like homersexurals. Make you're own thread

Meanwhile, Humongous, call me. Together we can squash out loneliness one couple at a time
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Default Re: Why dont i get any luck? - 07-05-2011, 03:38 PM

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Dude, no double date. I don't know you.

Besides your scaring all the babes away and making us sound like homersexurals. Make you're own thread

Meanwhile, Humongous, call me. Together we can squash out loneliness one couple at a time
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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't meant to cramp your style. BTW for any girls reading - I am definitely NOT homer at all. Nor is JustGotSaved.
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Jesus' eternal love Re: Why dont i get any luck? - 06-28-2016, 01:49 PM

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