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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 04:22 PM
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I just checked all of the Bibles in my house...not a single one has an expiration date.
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Wow, that's so cool! All my Harry Potter books don't have an expiration date either!
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 04:31 PM
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Perhaps you are more offensive looking than you realize. Was he very drunk when you exchanged your wedding vows?
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You're profile picture is extremely offensive looking. I hope you don't really look like that. That face would frighten small children. And many adults, I'm sure.
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 04:57 PM
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You're profile picture is extremely offensive looking. I hope you don't really look like that. That face would frighten small children. And many adults, I'm sure.
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 05:09 PM
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You're profile picture is extremely offensive looking. I hope you don't really look like that. That face would frighten small children. And many adults, I'm sure.
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It sounds as if someone is jealous of Mrs. Etheldreda's matronly good looks. I suppose such slander from the unsaved is to be expected in these end times.
I John 3:13
Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 05:15 PM
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It sounds as if someone is jealous of Mrs. Etheldreda's matronly good looks. I suppose such slander from the unsaved is to be expected in these end times.
I John 3:13
Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.
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Trust me, I am most certainly not jealous.
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07-08-2014, 05:23 PM
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Trust me, I am most certainly not jealous.
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Trust you?
Why?
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 05:33 PM
Good point. Maybe you shouldn't trust me. I am unsaved trash after all. You don't know me, so I wouldn't expect you to trust me. But I do have a good understanding of my emotions and I see no reason to lie when I say I'm not jealous. If I was I would have said something like: "Man I wish I looked like her."
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07-08-2014, 05:50 PM
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...I wouldn't expect you to trust me. But I do have a good understanding of my emotions and I see no reason to lie...
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And they'd need to trust you to trust you when you say that.
So why say anything?
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 05:53 PM
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And they'd need to trust you to trust you when you say that.
So why say anything?
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Why say anything? Because I can. As for your argument, it's an endless cycle, so there's no point carrying on further. Either trust me or don't.
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 06:07 PM
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Why say anything? Because I can...
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Yeah, just see how much longer that lasts while you prance around spewing your misunderstandings of what the Bible says.
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 06:13 PM
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Yeah, just see how much longer that lasts while you prance around spewing your misunderstandings of what the Bible says.
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I could say the same about you, too! We're so alike!
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 06:22 PM
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I could say the same about you, too! We're so alike!
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Me: four years, almost 8000 posts, not disagreeing with what the Bible says Jesus and God want, looking at a long future here at Landover correcting people's misunderstandings of Scripture...
You: not quite ONE FULL DAY, 17 vacuous posts, don't understand what half the words in the Bible mean (and keeping head firmly lodged in rectum when someone attempts to correct you)...
How are we "alike"?
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 06:32 PM
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Me: four years, almost 8000 posts, not disagreeing with what the Bible says Jesus and God want, looking at a long future here at Landover correcting people's misunderstandings of Scripture...
You: not quite ONE FULL DAY, 17 vacuous posts, don't understand what half the words in the Bible mean (and keeping head firmly lodged in rectum when someone attempts to correct you)...
How are we "alike"?
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Obviously in more ways than you can imagine, my friend. And how on earth did you know my head was lodged in my anus? I am a contortionist, you know.
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 06:39 PM
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Obviously in more ways than you can imagine, my friend...
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There's only one thing that matters here: what the Bible says in plain English.
If you want your stay here to last, go read it for yourself so you know what it says. You've obviously been listening to a lot of people tell you what's in there, and that's a bad idea, because people like that always have agendas.
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 06:41 PM
Aw look, the Jesus-haters are having a conniption fit!
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 06:49 PM
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There's only one thing that matters here: what the Bible says in plain English.
If you want your stay here to last, go read it for yourself so you know what it says. You've obviously been listening to a lot of people tell you what's in there, and that's a bad idea, because people like that always have agendas.
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You're right. I've been listening to what YOU and others on this forum have to say about what's in the Bible. But I don't care. I've already told you I DO read it for myself. Why is your memory so terrible?
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 06:57 PM
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You're right. I've been listening to what YOU and others on this forum have to say about what's in the Bible. But I don't care. I've already told you I DO read it for myself. Why is your memory so terrible?
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It's not necessarily that he doesn't remember what you claim, it's just that the content of your messages suggests that you haven't actually read the whole Bible, just memorized a few passages which fit what you think religion should be.
Unfortunately for you, the Holy Bible is not like a basket of sweets on Halloween, from which you pick just your favorite, but a complete set - you have to accept it all, or it doesn't count.
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 06:59 PM
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...But I don't care...
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Then why are you still here?
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...I've already told you I DO read it for myself. Why is your memory so terrible?
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I've already demonstrated that no one here has reason to believe anything you say. Why is your memory so terrible?
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 07:12 PM
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It's not necessarily that he doesn't remember what you claim, it's just that the content of your messages suggests that you haven't actually read the whole Bible, just memorized a few passages which fit what you think religion should be.
Unfortunately for you, the Holy Bible is not like a basket of sweets on Halloween, from which you pick just your favorite, but a complete set - you have to accept it all, or it doesn't count.
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I completely agree with your last statement. But I don't really think it's unfortunate. I agree with some parts of the Bible. I disagree with others. But I don't believe the Bible is the word of God. I consider it fiction.
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Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary -
07-08-2014, 07:21 PM
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I completely agree with your last statement. But I don't really think it's unfortunate. I agree with some parts of the Bible. I disagree with others. But I don't believe the Bible is the word of God. I consider it fiction.
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My last statement was, that you either agree with the entire Bible, or reject it as a whole.
You say you agree with me, and yet you say you agree with some parts of the Bible and disagree with others...? Don't you see a contradiction in what you are saying?
Besides, in order to agree/disagree with the Bible you would have to actually have read it. Which I don't think you did.
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