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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-17-2015, 01:33 PM

To all:

Just to let you know I work for an electric motor distributor. Our client base is mainly the oil and peteochemical market on the gulf coast.

I have a daughter in college which is very expensive. I also have a $1400
a month mortgage payment. I think everyone get's the picture, right?

I don't sell evil product to evil people. No electric motors, no oil for anyone.
No electric motors, no chemicals, or air conditioners, etc.

I agree with you Pastor Ezekiel. This loser needs to be ignored. He is obviously an infant in an adult body. I'm just going to turn the other cheek
as Jesus taught us.

I know your reading this Dydimus so let me tell you a couple of things. You may as well not even post because I'm just going to skip over it and not read it. And as a true christian, I strongly suggest you start following Christ's teachings or your going to wind up in a place I don't think you want to be. Time moves fast.

To the rest of you folks please accept my humble appreciation for your help.

Take care

Ray
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-17-2015, 03:43 PM

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TJust to let you know I work for an electric motor distributor.
Definite stealth lesbian.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-17-2015, 05:58 PM

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Just to let you know I work for an electric motor distributor.
So Ray is Gay? Only girls and gays drive electric cars. True Christian Republican men drive Hummers.


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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-17-2015, 08:54 PM

This message is for John Cresser

Mr Cresser,

It was not my intention to be wittless or boring and I'm sorry you feel that way. If you read all of the above I think you will get a much better understanding as to why I asked to be prayed for.

If you think I should have phrased it differently please inform me how I should have done it.


Thank you

Ray

P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that mormon Didymus
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-17-2015, 09:10 PM

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...P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that mormon Didymus
Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

You're as much a Christian as I'm the Maharajah of Uttar Pradesh.


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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-17-2015, 09:11 PM

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This message is for John Cresser

Mr Cresser,

It was not my intention to be wittless or boring and I'm sorry you feel that way. If you read all of the above I think you will get a much better understanding as to why I asked to be prayed for.

If you think I should have phrased it differently please inform me how I should have done it.


Thank you

Ray

P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that mormon Didymus


What I find astounding is that you are so polite for someone who brags about hitting his wife.


I would never lay a hand on my girlfriend.


What kind of man are you?


A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-17-2015, 09:17 PM

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It was not my intention to be wittless or boring
Don't worry, the rest of us understand that you can't help it. We will pray for you.

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You see, this is part of your problem. Whatever makes you think Didymus is a dumb Mormon? He is a dumb atheist.


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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-17-2015, 10:01 PM

I meant mormon
I'm not feeling too good today and my finger just slipped

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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-17-2015, 10:57 PM

Oh you meant moron.

Why the slippery fingers?


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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-17-2015, 10:59 PM

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This message is for John Cresser

Mr Cresser,

It was not my intention to be wittless or boring and I'm sorry you feel that way. If you read all of the above I think you will get a much better understanding as to why I asked to be prayed for.

If you think I should have phrased it differently please inform me how I should have done it.


Thank you

Ray

P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that mormon Didymus
Ray, my name is Mr. Creeser.

Have a look at any True Christian™ post. Then look at yours. You could have easily posted that in an existing thread such as What are you offended by right now.

Also, I let you off lightly, that was a warning, not an actual infraction (where you would have lost points from your rep level).
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-18-2015, 02:30 AM

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I have a daughter in college which is very expensive. I also have a $1400
a month mortgage payment. I think everyone get's the picture, right?
The picture is clear, Ray. You are not a man.

Your daughter is to be sold to ONE man, not be rented out as a harlot because you are too lazy to work, pretend man.

Exodus 21:7-11King James Version (KJV)

7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.



As for you, God commands that you provide for your own needs, or starve. As you deserve.


2 Thessalonians 3:10

For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.


The 40 seconds of grunting you did 18 years ago does not account as work little man. Do not expect your daughter to provide for you.


Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Mr Cresser,

It was not my intention to be wittless or boring and I'm sorry you feel that way. If you read all of the above I think you will get a much better understanding as to why I asked to be prayed for.

If you think I should have phrased it differently please inform me how I should have done it.


Thank you

Ray

P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that mormon Didymus
Look here, carpet muncher! You keep thumbing your nose at God's elect, and you'll find yourself on Christ's "ignore list"...in other words, your name will be blotted from the Book of Life.

You have revealed yourself as an enemy of The Faith, and I will now be praying for your doom.
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-19-2015, 10:21 PM

I am a little alarmed. "Mr." Ray has a username as Raybird. Bird is unsaved slang for a girl, so the Mr is actually transgender? Umm...I am a stupid woman, but things aren't lining up to me. Also, a true man knows that a woman does not need to go to college -- women need to be able to cook, clean, and sew. (I'm attending an online Baptist Bible College, but only on Mr. Johnson's orders). And, he is expecting his daughter to spread her legs like a whore to pay for his bills? NO Christian man would do that, from what I've been taught by my father and husband.

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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-20-2015, 02:11 PM

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Raybird was a nickname given to me by my freinds in my college ROTC company. I still don't know where they got it from.

My wife and I worked hard to save money for our children to go to college.

I don't expect my daughter to pay for any of it herself. I didn't have to.

Thanks for listening

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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-20-2015, 02:25 PM

Where do some of you get this idea I expect my daughter to take care of me?

I work very hard at my job. There have been times I have worked until midnight. If I lose my job I'll just be pounding the pavement to get another, like anybody else.

I thought this was a Christain website where we are supposed to be kind to one another. Not spew out hateful mongering.

I am an all american red blooded man. I am a U.S. veteran and a college graduate. I am a devoted husband and father. If you choose not to believe this it really won't bother me as I know what the real truth is.
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-20-2015, 02:29 PM

Dr Toole

I had slippery fingers because I am a diabetic and I think my blood sugar got a little low. I was getting dizzy while I was typing.

I retract it though. I am not going to lower myself to name calling any longer. It is not what Jesus would want us to do.

Thank you

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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-20-2015, 02:42 PM

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I thought this was a Christain website where we are supposed to be kind to one another. Not spew out hateful mongering.
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As far as I can tell you get good Christian advice, exactly what you would expect on the most Christian website on the internet. Even advice with quotes from the Bible from the residential atheist, what more could you hope for?

That being said: Did you save some of your riches in the plentiful years so you could survive the meagre years that would follow, like in Genesis 41:1-7?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Raybird was a nickname given to me by my freinds in my college ROTC company. I still don't know where they got it from.

My wife and I worked hard to save money for our children to go to college.

I don't expect my daughter to pay for any of it herself. I didn't have to.

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Ray, I am somewhat concerned that you list your location as "godless" Texas. Texas is a Godly country, though many of the Devil's people have come to congregate in the large cities. This is the case in every state, though it is the cause of much red faced embarrassment when the subject comes up.


Why do you hate Texas, Ray? We get many Yankees here who like to talk about how great things were in Detroit or Youngstown or some similar godless Hell hole that was brought to it's knees by the wretches who lived there. They hope to replicate their success here in Texas, but without the part where their whole country falls apart as a result of their hijinks. Have you fallen into thrall to the Yankees, Ray? Do you hope to bring your Yankee civilization here to Texas and civilize us into the poor house?


Shame on you Ray. God is watching and you will have to answer for your behavior.


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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-20-2015, 08:34 PM

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I have saved for retirement. I fear not enough, though. I'll probably be here until I keel over and the cleaning lady will find my corpse still sitting at my desk.

Alvin

I did not come up with "Godless, Texas" I don't know how it got there.

I am a true Texan. I've been living off and on here for a good 30 years.
I like this state very much. We fought for our independence and won and I'm proud of that. We also have so much to offer people who come to visit. I like the people here too.
I am a graduate of Texas state college. My daughters went to Texas schools also.

This will be my home as long as I'm still around.

Take care

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I would never lay a hand on my girlfriend.


Big surprise there. Most homers don't like touching women.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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