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  • #46
    Re: Immortal

    You're a virgin with a boyfriend? Knowing how the youth of today act..
    Stop lying! You're a harlot who engages in the SIN of pre-marrital sex EVERY DAY!
    Confess your sins and REPENT!!

    LYING WILL NOT SAVE YOU from the fire that burns eternal!
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • #47
      Re: Immortal

      Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post

      Now, if you have a problem with my avatar ... tough rocks, pal. Axel's staying right where he is. That's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized? Good!
      Um, sorry, but who is Axel? he some rock star or somebody?

      My son-in-law Mr Godwin says rock and roll music is of the devil, so we don't listen to that kind of noise in our house (just call me a behind-the-times noddy)
      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • #48
        Re: Immortal

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        You're a virgin with a boyfriend? Knowing how the youth of today act..
        Stop lying! You're a harlot who engages in the SIN of pre-marrital sex EVERY DAY!
        Confess your sins and REPENT!!

        LYING WILL NOT SAVE YOU from the fire that burns eternal!
        He's technically not my boyfriend...yet. We have issues to work out right now.
        Not all teenagers act like that, you know. I am a virgin and proud of it. We are a very rare breed. You don't even know me therefore cannot judge me by what you think you know.

        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
        Um, sorry, but who is Axel? he some rock star or somebody?

        My son-in-law Mr Godwin says rock and roll music is of the devil, so we don't listen to that kind of noise in our house (just call me a behind-the-times noddy)
        That's ok Noddy. Not all know who Axel, the Flurry of the Dancing Flames, is. He's a video game character that I absolutly adore mainly because he is sarcastic, fights well, loyal to his friends, and finally I want his coat.... Such a beautiful trenchcoat and so warm.... But, if you'd like to know more look up Axel with the words Kingdom Hearts 2. It's a beautiful game, to be sure.

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        • #49
          Re: Immortal

          Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
          He's technically not my boyfriend...yet. We have issues to work out right now.
          Not all teenagers act like that, you know. I am a virgin and proud of it. We are a very rare breed. You don't even know me therefore cannot judge me by what you think you know.
          Not ALL act so, you're right on that.. But you do.
          And I don't know you personally, but the Holy Spirit does know all there is to know about you!
          And He tells me you are a little fornicating liar, for you can lie to me but you can't lie to the Spirit.

          As for those disgusting issues you two have...
          Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them,
          When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, because of his issue he is unclean.
          Leviticus 15:2

          And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
          Leviticus 15:7

          Same goes for women, unless the issue is one of blood:
          In that case you must be completely isolated for atleast 7 days. (Leviticus 15:19)

          That's ok Noddy. Not all know who Axel, the Flurry of the Dancing Flames, is. He's a video game character that I absolutly adore mainly because he is sarcastic, fights well, loyal to his friends, and finally I want his coat.... Such a beautiful trenchcoat and so warm.... But, if you'd like to know more look up Axel with the words Kingdom Hearts 2. It's a beautiful game, to be sure.
          No wonder you reject God, you can't even separate fiction from reality, you damned-to-hell nerd.

          Here's how it is:
          God is real and wants you to love Him, "axel" is made-up.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • #50
            Re: Immortal

            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
            He's technically not my boyfriend...yet. We have issues to work out right now.
            So what issue is it that's prevented him from taking your virginity? Is he a queer, or just not interested in fornicating with obese goths with faces like boots?
            That's ok Noddy. Not all know who Axel, the Flurry of the Dancing Flames, is.
            You have a furry as an avatar? Get thee gone, Satan!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #51
              Re: Immortal

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              Not ALL act so, you're right on that.. But you do.
              And I don't know you personally, but the Holy Spirit does know all there is to know about you!
              And He tells me you are a little fornicating liar, for you can lie to me but you can't lie to the Spirit.

              As for those disgusting issues you two have...
              Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them,
              When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, because of his issue he is unclean.
              Leviticus 15:2

              And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
              Leviticus 15:7

              Same goes for women, unless the issue is one of blood:
              In that case you must be completely isolated for atleast 7 days. (Leviticus 15:19)
              And I do believe you misheard. I would never even DREAM of commiting "whoredoms", if that is even a real word. Issue being that he had a bad relationship with his ex and wants to wait before starting a new one.
              No wonder you reject God, you can't even separate fiction from reality, you damned-to-hell nerd.

              Here's how it is:
              God is real and wants you to love Him, "axel" is made-up.
              I know that Axel is made up, but fictional characters have characteristics and mannerisms too.

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              So what issue is it that's prevented him from taking your virginity? Is he a queer, or just not interested in fornicating with obese goths with faces like boots?
              I do believe I have made my point clear on that. And for the record, I'm not obese to say the least.
              You have a furry as an avatar? Get thee gone, Satan!
              FURRY!? No, not Axel. He's human....except for having no heart.... Not that he'd know what he'd do with one.... Him being an assasin for Organization XIII.

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              • #52
                Re: Immortal

                The poem could use some work in my opinion, though poetry is not my expertise.

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                • #53
                  Re: Immortal

                  Originally posted by L&Pastery View Post
                  The poem could use some work in my opinion, though poetry is not my expertise.
                  No, God mocking and sodomy are you expertise.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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