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Unhappy Cocaine: It's a HELL of a Drug! - 09-30-2011, 08:11 AM

Even though I am a True Christian™ pastor here at Landover Baptist, I have had my share of sinful exploits in the past. And while I am not proud of the seedy times I've experienced, I'm not ashamed either about showing what an unGodly sinner I once was, and how my faith through Jesus Christ has delivered me to Salvation.

In the 1980's, I was at the "highest point" of my life while ironically being at my lowest. My syndicated televangelist program was broadcasted to over 200 million people in 30 countries. I even made the cover of Newsweek with fellow televangelists Rev. Jim Bakker and Rev. Jimmy Swaggart (before both of them fell). Even though God had blessed me with such success, I was a selfish fool and ran with it.

Hundreds of thousands of dollars of viewer donations went to support my voracious cocaine habit. I can't remember how many countless nights I had, once the TV tapings were done, being driven around in the back of my Lincoln Continental limo, snorting line after line of premium coke off of Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd clone hookers. Then, once high enough, I would tell my driver to drive to weird places, like Hawaii, or to the seventh transdimensional phase-moon of Mars (whatever that is, still don't know to this day). DRUGS SCREWED MY MIND UP! I once indulged a selfish fantasy by withdrawing from my bank literally thousands of twenty dollar bills, blanketing a 5 star hotel suite's bed with it, and lie in it with a couple of the finest whores money can buy. Literally, sleeping on a pile of cash with upscale call girls. Can you think of anything more depressing and horrible? I can't!

The cocaine affected my thinking. I would make crazy cocaine decisions. Like the time I told my pilot in my private Learjet to fly specifically low over Area 51 in Nevada, because "I knew what THEY were up to and THEY were out to get me." Cocaine's no fun when you have F-16s flying escort with Sidewinder missiles ready to blow you out of the sky if you make one wrong move. Seriously messed up crap then.

I also remember hanging out on a yacht with a certain celebrity whom I won't mention (his name rhymes with Pritchard Ryor) on a yacht in the Carribean. Well, Pritchard had about a hundred kilos on board his boat, and some bad people got wind of it and decided to raid us when we were 40 miles off the coast of the Florida Keys. A couple of people got gunned down, but the Lord Jesus saved my life that day to teach me a lesson. Even if I didn't learn. Again....cocaine is a HELL of a drug.

Eventually, coke destroyed my life. I felt unstoppable, on top of the world, an indestructible juggernaught of celebrity TV nature. I resorted to embezzlement and fraud to maintain my highly consumptive lifestyle. Cocaine also introduced me to Satan who introduced me to Thai transsexual hookers who introduced me to many "vacations" to resorts, which introduced me to a media expose which showed the world what a corrupt fraud I was.

I spent the next 8 years in prison, away from coke, and that is when I reconciled with God. I made a promise that I would never stray from Him. God works in mysterious ways, and in my case, it was giving me coke-fueled orgies to show me what is really important is quiet nights reading the Bible, traditional family values, persecuting creatures like homosexuals and non-Christians, using politics to expand my religious agenda, removing secular science from public schools, burning books, boycotting scandalous movies, donating to Republican politicians, and other wonderful things. I thank you Jesus for leading me off of coke and getting my mind sober.

I want my sad tale to be a testimony that life can get better, if only you open yourself up to receiving Jesus Christ as your savior. The only drug fix I need now is the Bible....and I want it bad.



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Default Re: Cocaine: It's a HELL of a Drug! - 09-30-2011, 08:24 AM

praise JESUS that you are the angel of a man then the demon of a man before. i can relate to u good reverand. in my case though it was METH. God, i went thru severel years of nonstop meth abuse before I was saved.

I remember one time being broke and on a three day high, i went to a 7-11 and tried to pay for like $200 worth of stuff...porn magazines, hot dogs, booze, chips, donuts, prepaid phone cards...with MONOPOLY money. Yea i was desperate.

then one time my friend and i got real high and he said he killed a hobo who buried some pirate treasure. Thing is it was buried underneath the streets of Youngstown, Ohio (where i was living at the time)....so we got shovels and started to try and dig up pavement, but no use. SO we broke into an industrial shop and stole some jackhammers....cops caught us jackhammering in the street.....I offered to split the treasure if they let us go but they were assholes.

Im just so glad im sane and normal now because of Jesus CHrist then when i was when i was on the dope. Im a testiment to how much better GOD can make u when you leave the drug lifestyle.




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Default Re: Cocaine: It's a HELL of a Drug! - 10-03-2011, 03:40 PM

My father says I am always high on Jesus!

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Default Re: Cocaine: It's a HELL of a Drug! - 10-03-2011, 04:11 PM

Rev. Osborne to me you’re a modern-day Christian martyr, being tempted and tricked into misconduct, being prosecuted by secular “judiciary” (don’t get me started about those corrupted crocks) on the base of false allegations or an irrelevant transgressions, being defamated and character assassinated… only because your True Christian™ faith!

To me you’re a my personal hero on pair only with Kent Hovind, Ted Haggard, Jim Bakker, Jim Swaggart and others who were falsely prosecuted and/or viciously defamated for the same reason.

May the Lord bless you, Rev. Osborne.

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Default Re: Cocaine: It's a HELL of a Drug! - 10-03-2011, 06:12 PM

Dear Reverend! I'm wiping tears from my eyes as I read your testimony! Praise Jesus on High! See, before I was delivered from the bowels of the papist cult, these stories would have been told to try and suggest folly into the idea of salvation and being a new creation in Christ but you are living proof that God does NOT abandon us! No sir! You were not deterred to preach God's Holy Word even as your flesh was crying out for help. You were no hypocrite! You were the prodigal son and God had a plan for you all this time! I so love to hear this kind of testimony because I just praise God more and more when I think that I too no longer live in sin but live in righteousness!



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Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. (1 John 3:9)

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Default Re: Cocaine: It's a HELL of a Drug! - 10-03-2011, 11:02 PM

Praise the Lord for His loving compassion and infinite grace! Why, if Christ had never come into my life, I'd probably still be on the cider and the lager and the rum and the gin and the marijuana and the 2-CB and the methylone and various other obscure chemicals that I won't go into here, accepting amyl nitrate from strange men in pubs and spending my nights fooling around on mucky floors with women who look like men and men who look like women to a soundtrack of nostalgic 90s Britpop hits. Thank you, Jesus, for delivering me from that life of sin!


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Praise the Lord for His loving compassion and infinite grace! Why, if Christ had never come into my life, I'd probably still be on the cider and the lager and the rum and the gin and the marijuana and the 2-CB and the methylone and various other obscure chemicals that I won't go into here, accepting amyl nitrate from strange men in pubs and spending my nights fooling around on mucky floors with women who look like men and men who look like women to a soundtrack of nostalgic 90s Britpop hits. Thank you, Jesus, for delivering me from that life of sin!

You're screwed Temp. Do you have the scripture that forgives 2-CB?
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It's a well-known fact that when someone shows true Christianity at it's purest, Satan takes it as a direct challenge. By being better Christians, we slap Satan in the face, we fire a shot over his bow, we send a declaration of war straight to him, written in the blood of his abassadors - no, written in the blood of the babies of his abassadors. Long story short, Satan pulls out of the stops to tempt us with every sin.

People wonder why there are so many Christian hypocrites. The true wonder is that there are so few, when you consider that Satan puts all of his energy into corrupting us.

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Default Re: Cocaine: It's a HELL of a Drug! - 10-06-2011, 05:53 PM

Luckily I've never experienced the evil that is cocaine. In my youth the farthest I had gone was a hit of the devils weed. The smoke took the form of an evil demon and viciously attacked my lungs. I blacked out and woke up in a field without a shred of clothing.

Let's just say I learned my lesson right then and there. I've been repenting the rest of my life.
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Default Re: Cocaine: It's a HELL of a Drug! - 10-06-2011, 08:51 PM

Satan created drugs to get us to lower our guard against Tranny hookers. All Satan wants us to do is wonder why we are kneeling in some bar bathroom stall with some she-males tallywacker in our mouths. None of us WANTS to end of the sex slave of some Tranny Dominatrix by that's Satan's plan for you and only Christ can stop him.

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Default Re: Cocaine: It's a HELL of a Drug! - 10-13-2011, 12:33 PM

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Satan created drugs to get us to lower our guard against Tranny hookers. All Satan wants us to do is wonder why we are kneeling in some bar bathroom stall with some she-males tallywacker in our mouths. None of us WANTS to end of the sex slave of some Tranny Dominatrix by that's Satan's plan for you and only Christ can stop him.

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I think I be understandin all this stuff but what bout the Vicodin fo my back, my Ambien fo sleepin and the Adderall that keeps Miz Vavs mind sharp as a tack? Whats the Lawd think bout that?


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Default Re: Cocaine: It's a HELL of a Drug! - 10-14-2011, 03:42 PM

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Satan created drugs to get us to lower our guard against Tranny hookers. All Satan wants us to do is wonder why we are kneeling in some bar bathroom stall with some she-males tallywacker in our mouths. None of us WANTS to end of the sex slave of some Tranny Dominatrix by that's Satan's plan for you and only Christ can stop him.

PRAISE JESUS I found Him.
I think I be understandin all this stuff but what bout the Vicodin fo my back, my Ambien fo sleepin and the Adderall that keeps Miz Vavs mind sharp as a tack? Whats the Lawd think bout that?
I'm not an authority on the subject but I believe that if a True Christian™ pastor or minister prescribed those for you, you are home free. But I am only a Bible Student ergo I may not be the best source of information.


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I'm not an authority on the subject but I believe that if a True Christian™ pastor or minister prescribed those for you, you are home free. But I am only a Bible Student ergo I may not be the best source of information.
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I'm not an authority on the subject but I believe that if a True Christian™ pastor or minister prescribed those for you, you are home free. But I am only a Bible Student ergo I may not be the best source of information.
Thankee Mr Alfalfa..hey where Buckwheat at?
Miz Vavoline, to which Buckwheat do you refer? Don't tell anyone but the very first Buckwheat was a little girl. Later a boy was allowed into Our Gang. But that was ages and ages ago before I became a Bible Student.
ps I'm not really Alfalfa. We just look alike.


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