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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 06-20-2010, 01:12 AM

well, im from Iceland and i dont live in an igloo? no one in Iceland lives in an igloo
why do you think that? =)

have you ever been to Iceland? I guess not..

almost everyone in Iceland are Christian.

About that volcanic eruption, nobody got killed, and even nobody got hurt, none of the animals were injured and everything is fine =)

I really dont think that its very wise to talk about something that you dont know anything about

and whats wrong with gay people?

please dont be so ignorant, its sad to see how ignorant most of you can be


this is not supposed to be hateful in any way, just to clear this "misunderstanding"
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 06-20-2010, 01:46 AM

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well, im from Iceland and i dont live in an igloo? no one in Iceland lives in an igloo
why do you think that? =)
You tunnel into the glaciers?

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have you ever been to Iceland? I guess not..
Too frightening. What if I bumped into Bjork?

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almost everyone in Iceland are Christian.
Um no. I know of only 2 out of 300,000. The rest are false Christians.

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About that volcanic eruption, nobody got killed, and even nobody got hurt, none of the animals were injured and everything is fine =)
It's not over yet. You're being given some time to repent and come to Christ. The Lord is merciful. But if you do not turn from your sinful ways get ready to say hi to Katla and Hekla. And goodbye to life. And hi again to Hell.

I really don't think that its very wise to talk about something that you dont know anything about

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and whats wrong with gay people?
God hates them. They are an abomination. Have you not read the Bible?

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please dont be so ignorant, its sad to see how ignorant most of you can be
Read my response immediately above.


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this is not supposed to be hateful in any way, just to clear this "misunderstanding"
The best way for you to clear your misunderstanding of God's will would be for you to pick up a copy of the KJV Bible and read it, cover to cover.
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 06-20-2010, 02:47 AM

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You tunnel into the glaciers?
we dont tunnel into the glaciers and we dont live in them ? so how can we live in igloos? we live in normal houses like you..

and we are not eskimos, we dont look like this: http://www.firstpeople.us/photograph...r-and-baby.jpg

we actually look pretty similar to the Americans.. except were not McDonalds loving creatures like you

how can we not be christian if we believe in God?

whats it called to believe in God? Christianity I guess..

You were attacked by terrorist and a lot of people got killed..
a volcano erupted in Iceland and no one got killed..

hmm how strange..

please consider this before answering me
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well, im from Iceland and i dont live in an igloo? no one in Iceland lives in an igloo
why do you think that? =)
I think you think you don't live in an igloo, but as an American, I know better.

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have you ever been to Iceland? I guess not..
Why would I want to do that, nanook?

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almost everyone in Iceland are Christian.
Lutherans are not real Christians. They ordain women and condone homosexuality.

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About that volcanic eruption, nobody got killed, and even nobody got hurt, none of the animals were injured and everything is fine =)
I'm sure that's what your eskimo leaders want you to think. I hear that is the lie they are spreading.

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and whats wrong with gay people?
Besides the Bible saying they deserve death? Not much.

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this is not supposed to be hateful in any way, just to clear this "misunderstanding"
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 06-20-2010, 03:05 AM

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how can we not be christian if we believe in God?
All the answers you need are in the Holy Bible.

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

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You were attacked by terrorist and a lot of people got killed..
New York City is not in any way, shape or form part of Real America.


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 06-20-2010, 03:12 AM

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we dont tunnel into the glaciers and we dont live in them ? so how can we live in igloos? we live in normal houses like you..
My house isn't made of ice. And it doesn't melt in the summer.


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and we are not eskimos, we dont look like this: http://www.firstpeople.us/photograph...r-and-baby.jpg

we actually look pretty similar to the Americans.. except were not McDonalds loving creatures like you
Americans also aren't covered in 2 layers of frost and one of volcanic ash.

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how can we not be christian if we believe in God?
What an insane thing to say. Joos believe in God, Mooslimbs believe in God. Heck Hindus believe in thousands of Gods. Does that make them Christians too?

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whats it called to believe in God? Christianity I guess..
No. Did your school melt early this year?

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a volcano erupted in Iceland and no one got killed..
Joo Yorkers were killed, no great loss. And your volcanoes aren't finished yet.
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 06-21-2010, 03:14 PM

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Amen to that Brother. It is amazing how, even as there can be no dispute that God is punishing them each and every day, they still refuse to kneel for Jesus.
You dare speak for God?
God may aswell have blessed Europe, considering Air Traffic stopped which let Earth catch it's breath.
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You dare speak for God?
God may aswell have blessed Europe, considering Air Traffic stopped which let Earth catch it's breath.
You're nothing but a tree-hugging anarcho-communist with absolutely zero to offer society. You have no consideration for the millions of people and businesses who have suffered losses due to the Icelandic volcano.


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 06-21-2010, 03:26 PM

Oh? I thought you guys said it was their punishment so why shred a tear for the millions of people and businesses?
Tell me how you know that God loves capitalism, and how you know I have nothing to offer society? unless you're saying that you are the voice of god?
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h? I thought you guys said it was their punishment so why shred a tear for the millions of people and businesses?
The Eskimos on Iceland we shed no tears, other Christians who where affected yes.

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We are not the voice of God, we jsut spread His word.
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There are no eskimos on Iceland
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Oh? I thought you guys said it was their punishment so why shred a tear for the millions of people and businesses?
Tell me how you know that God loves capitalism, and how you know I have nothing to offer society? unless you're saying that you are the voice of god?
Ah, well, God loves money:

Haggai 2:8:
The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.


And you are useless to society:

Proverbs 10:23:
It is as sport to a fool to do mischief: but a man of understanding hath wisdom.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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There are no eskimos on Iceland
Alright, Sami's then.

That's like saying there's no Moose in Europe because you call them Elk.


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 07-02-2010, 08:12 AM

Why? Why? How the heck did you guys create Racism for us? I seriously dont get it? Eskimoes?? Thats in Greenland, the man who named my country was a big non-christian idiot, more then anything i wish we could change the name, but i will never abandon it, just like Americans keep on talking about never abandoning they're precious America. Christians are the truly good people of the world and the only ones who deserve God's love, but something like this is unforgiveable, and i really am insulted.
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 07-02-2010, 08:14 AM

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Why? Why? How the heck did you guys create Racism for us? I seriously dont get it? Eskimoes?? Thats in Greenland, the man who named my country was a big non-christian idiot, more then anything i wish we could change the name, but i will never abandon it, just like Americans keep on talking about never abandoning they're precious America. Christians are the truly good people of the world and the only ones who deserve God's love, but something like this is unforgiveable, and i really am insulted.
You are insulted because your country came here and disrespected us. We gave our most sincere imprecatory prayer like King David did. It came true and you are offended?

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?


No! God is obviously offended with you.

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2For the indignation of the LORD is upon all nations, and his fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter.
3Their slain also shall be cast out, and their stink shall come up out of their carcases, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood.
4And all the host of heaven shall be dissolved, and the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll: and all their host shall fall down, as the leaf falleth off from the vine, and as a falling fig from the fig tree.
5For my sword shall be bathed in heaven: behold, it shall come down upon Idumea, and upon the people of my curse, to judgment.
6The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 10-18-2012, 06:22 PM

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You are insulted because your country came here and disrespected us. We gave our most sincere imprecatory prayer like King David did. It came true and you are offended?

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?


No! God is obviously offended with you.
hahaha i really cant believe that some one actually listen to you people
you have no clue what you Ar talking about you done even know what Iceland is don't know the flag have no clue where it is and how many live there i live in Norway and i am really a same to SE shit like this and you put that bible name to it same to you all
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 10-18-2012, 06:25 PM

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hahaha i really cant believe that some one actually listen to you people
you have no clue what you Ar talking about you done even know what Iceland is don't know the flag have no clue where it is and how many live there i live in Norway and i am really a same to SE shit like this and you put that bible name to it same to you all
Dear eskimo,

Please start a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum so that we can greet you properly. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

P.S. Use the American language this time.


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